In part two of a special two-part event (and my record-breaking 350th episode), I am once again experiencing election anxiety,... more

On part one of a special two-part event, I have named my new dog. But concern about his love of... more

I adopt a dog to aid me in my investigations. Plus, I look into a recent outbreak of E. Coli... more

In preparation for my upcoming role as United States Pizza Czar, I assemble a uniform with the help of Brooks... more

While investigating the ongoing case of whether Kamala Harris really worked at McDonald's, I unfortunately break a cardinal rule of... more

I give God Ben-David one more chance to answer my prayers by pleading with Him to remove violence from the... more

I investigate reports that Kamala Harris did not, in fact, work at McDonald's. In the process, I update my resume.

In light of recent McDonald's-related developments in presidential politics, I consider giving up my status as a journalist to become... more

While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast... more

While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza... more