In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to... more

Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in... more

On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter... more

Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way... more

To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure... more

After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist... more

Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I... more

As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the... more

I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.

I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.