I solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing top secret McDonald's... more

I show support for McDonald's adult-oriented menu items (like pizza) by donning a costume to purchase the new Minecraft adult... more

I attempt to trick McDonald's new artificial intelligence facial recognition technology by wearing a rubber fright mask of comedian/talent judge... more

In my pursuit to join the College of Cardinals so that I might cast a vote for a pizza-friendly pope,... more

With the current pope in ill health, I pursue the possibility of joining the College of Cardinals so that I... more

In an attempt to gain better access to government records regard McDonald's Pizza matters (whatever happened to it, etc.), I... more

Research on Reddit.com leads me to question whether McDonald's stopped serving pizza because too many people were eating the plastic... more

On the conclusion of an epic 3-part saga concerning the horrific Altoona-style pizza, I share the results of my accidental... more

On the advice of the Kraft corporation, I contact the reference desk at my local public library to determine whether... more

I detail the shocking horror of Altoona-style pizza and suffer my own intestinal mishap in the process.