Claim OwnershipWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's
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This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.
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In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.
Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.
On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.
Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.
I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.
I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.
On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.
I incorporate a new company, Panoply Polling (a wholly owned subsidiary of Pizzaply Polling), to call people on the telephone and ask their opinions of McDonald's Pizza.
At the risk of exposing personal details about the health of my bodily person, I reveal the reason why this episode of the program was delayed.
On my paranormal-themed sub-podcast Crust to Crust AM, I investigate the connection between McDonald's experimental new beverage restaurant CosMc's and extraterrestrials from outer space.
On this special Christmas edition of the program, I debut a new poem about celebrating the birthday of Christ Ben-David while living in New York City.
I interview one highly qualified candidate and one slightly less qualified candidate to be my new unpaid intern in charge of the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat".
After being treated rudely by my colleagues in legacy media, I seek revenge by lodging an official complaint.
In this first of a special two-part episode(s), my search for an unpaid intern to help me cover the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat" ends in utter rudeness from my respected colleagues.
On this day of Thanksgiving, I have trouble giving thanks to Postmates, who delivered my turkey in sub-optimal condition.
I offer the United Nations my plan to end all wars if they agree to my terms re: McDonald's Pizza.
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i jut looked it up and in Orlando florda still has a mcdonalds that serves pizza
you're doing the lord's work!
This series is batshit crazy. I really want a McPizza.
I'm only here because Hank Green talked about it on his podcast. Downloading my first episode. Hope it ends up great!!
im almost all caught up
Finally someone asks the questions that MATTER.