As I prepare to undergo potentially fatal oral surgery, I arrange for my Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time... more

The local New York-area newspaper called The New York Times has released a new audio application that has dire consequences... more

I reveal my plan to deincentivize child labor violations at McDonald's by teaching children the Good News about McDonald's Pizza... more

In this special presentation of the season 2 premiere of Pizzaply Media's hit true crime podcast "Evidence File", the new... more

After a round of high-level corporate layoffs, I enroll all "whistle-blowing" former executives in my miniature witness protection program.

A special presentation of my educational lecture delivered live at Boston College (one of the Boston colleges).

Broadcasting live from the restroom of a public bus on my way to lecture in Boston, Massachusetts, I answer listener... more

I open the proverbial "vault" and unleash a long lost episode of the program from days of yore.

A congressman gives me an idea for how to purchase my own McDonald's franchise using farmed hogs.

An announcement of my rare, in-person live lecture at Boston College on 3/29.

My colleagues at NPR allow me to rebroadcast a segment from their series StoryCorps about a poor moonshiner whose life... more

On this emergency "breaking news" edition of the program, I investigate a bizarre request from former president Donald Trump, who... more

I "catch up" on developments I missed re: artificial intelligence. In the process, I use an AI chatbot to help... more

An investigation into a new McDonald's product called the New Tuna Cheesy Pizza Bread necessitates the answering of an oft-posed... more

I attempt to forensically analyze an original Canadian McDonald's Pizza box I received as a gift from the editors of... more

In an attempt to circumvent some Bic's Wite-Out based redactions on a sensitive McDonald's Pizza document I obtained from the... more

I investigate the security implications of the McDonald's corporation sharing sensitive pizza secrets on the Tick Tock video platform.

On the season three premiere of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?, I am finally awarded a well-deserved award and... more

In this touching conclusion to my 2022 Christmas Special, an old friend gives me a glimpse of a dark future... more

In this first part of my 2022 Christmas special, I am stopped from following through on a dangerous aquatic activity... more

In light of recent nuclear fusion discoveries, I protect myself against a potential explosive disaster by planning to construct a... more

I expose some disturbing information about the host of a Hulu reality competition webseries about pizza making.

I investigate some intriguing information (or, potentially, disinformation) about McDonald's Pizza recounted by a fellow journalist during the 2022 Macy's... more

On this special Thanksgiving edition of the program, I offer a sample prayer to use with your family, provide some... more

I investigate replacing the troubled Twitter.com service with the CB radio community. Plus, I announce a new Pizzaply Media program... more

On this special Halloween edition of the program, I recount the story of a haunted McDonald's and make plans for... more

I am refused spiritual guidance regarding the aftermath of my consumption of a marijuana cigarette.

I investigate the new so-called "adult Happy Meals" by altering my consciousness with legal drugs.

A listener does some deputy journalism in Brooklyn, and my investigation into a mysterious Facebook page leads me to the... more

Continuing my investigation into the deranged McDonald's fans of Facebook, I explore a bizarre page devoted to the Mediterranean Sea... more