Women's privates trapped in old typewriter ribbons!

I porked Running Flaps atop my 1969 Bolens snow machine!

Billions of gallons of vaginal wash manufactured 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!

There's meat waiting for you inside my ice-fishing shanty!

Plugged furnace filters can tell you a lot about a woman!

Avoid Planet tuna at all costs!

My testicle sack was nearly blown out from the inside!

It's your fault that chicks are constipated!

Her big jugged little sister at the corn maze!

Perfumed sweaty hips!