We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.  This week:  Melania Trump finally explains the “I... more

Yes, we mention the worm.  This week:   The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird Tiny... more

You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though. This week:  Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants... more

“We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.” This week:   Kamala Harris was wearing German... more

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.  This week:  Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are... more

We’re doing fries and fails. This week:   Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift... more

He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week:  Donald Trump says he’s been working really... more

Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week:   Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much... more

He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week:  Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than... more

Who’s being weird? Not us.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!   Did you know you’re the... more

Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week:  A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just... more

Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats? This week:   It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor Running... more

Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week:  Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE  Prince... more

Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE... more

Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(This week:  When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually... more

Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:   A friend... more

He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. This week:  Taylor Swift could swing the election if... more

We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:   Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might  Donald Trump’s wife is... more

What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. This week:  Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? Is Kate Middleton coming... more

Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:   A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy... more

We hope everything’s going Arche-well.This week:  RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his... more

Fail to the chief. This week:   Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to... more

We’re ailing from all this failing.This week:  King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while... more

Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This... more

We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if... more

It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. This week:  Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look... more

It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. This week:  The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably A study involving nose sizes... more

With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid... more

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending... more

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer.... more

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer.... more

If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are... more

Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon... more

Will you be our fail-entines? This week: If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans? Jill Biden is a puppeteer... more

Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: There is no better... more

Happy Fail-bruary. This week: Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children Rich women are undateable because men must... more

Flipping the fail bird. This week: The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering... more

In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned... more

Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby,... more

2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: The British monarchs are #thriving, and... more

Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this... more

You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This... more

Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was... more

Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay... more

‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally... more

We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week:  Why are all of these... more

As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music... more

Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? King Charles... more

To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re... more

These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other... more

Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts)  ... more

Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week:  ... more

It’s the fails that ail us. This week: “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and... more

We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: Russell Brand, notable Bad... more

We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of What A... more

And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week: A survey reveals that men hate it... more

*coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week: Meghan and Harry went... more

We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need... more

The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:  A compilation of Queen music for children... more

We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle... more