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We’re ailing from all this failing.This week: King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at itMeghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crownWhite bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGHFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your f

Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week: William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accur

We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.This week: A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread t

It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. This week: Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcu

It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. This week: The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicablyA study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpsesJoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shopFind your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings

With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenme

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024.KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes awa

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all. So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR stra

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence.What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the

If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send helpThis week: A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghastPrince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the other stuffYou are a walking red