It’s witchcraft (it’s not).  This week:   Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan... more

We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.  This week:  Melania Trump finally explains the “I... more

Yes, we mention the worm.  This week:   The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird Tiny... more

You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though. This week:  Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants... more

“We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.” This week:   Kamala Harris was wearing German... more

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.  This week:  Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are... more

We’re doing fries and fails. This week:   Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift... more

He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week:  Donald Trump says he’s been working really... more

Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week:   Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much... more

He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week:  Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than... more