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Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by... more

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Episodes

Giants

Samuel of 84A High Street chooses giants as this week’s topic and no doubt he has his reasons. Should you... more

12 Mar 2025 · 1 hour,
Space Travel Tourism

What is your council tax liability if you build a holiday bungalow in outer orbit? How would you recycle all... more

05 Mar 2025 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Anti-episode episode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March).But sign up to PATREON for weekly bonus... more

05 Feb 2025 · 13 minutes
Fifth Wednesday Advice-cast

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday January and we will only do four... more

29 Jan 2025 · 8 minutes
D.I.Y.

Steven of Oslo suggests DIY as the topic for this week’s episode so if you’re looking for the audio equivalent... more

22 Jan 2025 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Guy Fawkes

We will never know if Guy Fawkes’ grim end would have changed had his barrister not gone for the “He... more

15 Jan 2025 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Peter Pan

A bean sharp scalpel is applied to a literary classic this week as Robin from Weymouth suggests the topic of... more

08 Jan 2025 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
The Railway

The railway is this week’s topic thanks to Nick of Kent (which for our international listeners is “The Garden of... more

01 Jan 2025 · 53 minutes
Ratmas

To date the indisputable peak of human scientific endeavour has been managing to hide a bonus track on a CD.... more

29 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Hippos

Tis the Yule and Jacob from Manchester very cannily suggests hippos as this week’s topic. In Aesop’s fable, the hippo... more

25 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Monuments

Annie of Cork City reckons it’s high time the beans talked monuments and who could argue with that? Tune in... more

18 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Interior Design

Most of us can only dream of the splendour of the internal spaces occupied by London’s elite. A lucky few... more

11 Dec 2024 · 59 minutes
The Netherlands

Steven of Utrecht gets the beans wagging them tongues about the Netherlands to kick the new season off. And why... more

04 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Un-episode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a... more

06 Nov 2024 · 17 minutes
Fifth Wednesday Informationcast

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday October and we only do four episodes... more

30 Oct 2024 · 5 minutes
Budget Airlines

Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind... more

23 Oct 2024 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Sharks

Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this week’s topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is... more

16 Oct 2024 · 1 hour,
The Pyramids

True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this week’s topic. Were these structures named... more

09 Oct 2024 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Adverts

Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than... more

02 Oct 2024 · 1 hour,
Pasta

It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to... more

25 Sep 2024 · 59 minutes
Mushrooms

The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or... more

18 Sep 2024 · 58 minutes
Jazz

Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then look no... more

11 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
Vampires

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode,... more

04 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Non-episode-isode-isode-isode-isode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September).Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a... more

06 Aug 2024 · 8 minutes
Fifth Wednesday Precaution Alert

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we will only do four... more

31 Jul 2024 · 13 minutes
Archaeology

This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to... more

24 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Boats

"Why is that Wikipedia doesn’t bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?”, you might ask if you’d had... more

17 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Haircuts

Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this week’s topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to... more

10 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
My Hot Air Balloon Ride

This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. “Big... more

03 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
Feudalism

Is it true what they don’t say that the world is on the brink of sliding back into a system... more

26 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Gameshows

Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they?... more

19 Jun 2024 · 50 minutes
Libraries

It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a... more

12 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Eggs

A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs... more

05 Jun 2024 · 58 minutes
Non-episode caretaker abeyance-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

01 May 2024 · 10 minutes
Farming

This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has... more

24 Apr 2024 · 1 hour, 18 minutes
Wine

The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding... more

17 Apr 2024 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
Olives

Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this... more

10 Apr 2024 · 58 minutes
Cloche Bleue

Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker... more

03 Apr 2024 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
The Beach

Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your... more

27 Mar 2024 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Tough Guys

This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what... more

20 Mar 2024 · 1 hour,
Ghosts

Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put... more

13 Mar 2024 · 55 minutes
Stonehenge

Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the... more

06 Mar 2024 · 55 minutes
Interim non-episode anti-episode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

07 Feb 2024 · 14 minutes
Fifth Wednesday Warning Broadcast

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday January and we will only do four... more

31 Jan 2024 · 6 minutes
Circus

For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber... more

24 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
James Bond

“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond.... more

17 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Castles

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close... more

10 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Architecture

Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off,... more

03 Jan 2024 · 1 hour,
Fairytales

Emma has the beans discuss fairy tales for the last episode of 2023. It’s nasty business on the whole as... more

27 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Cruises

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the... more

20 Dec 2023 · 55 minutes
Disguises

Hats off to Ross of Vancouver and then immediately put a different hat on along with a rubber nose and... more

13 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Assassinations

The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the... more

06 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 14 minutes
Non-episode-isode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

01 Nov 2023 · 27 minutes
Surfin'

To round off series whatever it is Isabella feeds surfin' into the bean machine in the hope of crystal clear,... more

25 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
The Trojan War

Definitely a cursed episode this one. No one’s fault. Worth knowing going in though. If you’re brave enough to take... more

18 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
The Higgs Boson/Particles

Muriel from Illinois has the beans discuss The Higgs Boson/Particles this week. Listeners might be concerned the beans are entering... more

11 Oct 2023 · 1 hour,
Fashion

Thank goodness one of the beans is a jewel-encrusted member of London’s glitterati because this week’s topic, thanks to Catherine... more

03 Oct 2023 · 59 minutes
Elvis

It’s widely accepted that if Elvis Presley were alive today he would have made a really decent podcaster. Where better... more

27 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Orange

The topic of orange is wmg’s gift to the beans this week and you can bet your bottom dollar the... more

20 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Pencils

Popo (THE Popo?????) decides the beans ought to discuss pencils this week. Henry manages to crowbar in Andie MacDowell (surprise,... more

13 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Beer

The beans are back and Sean of Exeter has given them the topic of beer, the cheeky old rascal!!!!! As... more

06 Sep 2023 · 53 minutes
Non-episode-isode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.Tickets... more

01 Aug 2023 · 17 minutes
Oats

It’s the last episode of the season so thank goodness Gavin (of Bremen most likely) furnished the beans with the... more

26 Jul 2023 · 57 minutes
Urban Legends

The beans have to get to grips with urban legends this week thanks to Tabby from Edinburgh. But before that... more

18 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
Whales

Ben from Cardiff (WE KNOW RIGHT???!!!) submits the topic of whales and the Beans waste no time getting into some... more

12 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Cults

Megan from Bremen sends beans a-yappin’ about cults this week. It proves to be an episode packed with jaw-dropping revelations,... more

05 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Time Travel

How did scientists explain theories of time travel to laypeople before the invention of paper napkins? This is just one... more

28 Jun 2023 · 1 hour,
Volcanoes

It takes every ounce of the beans’ strength to keep the banter lukewarm this week as they take on Phil... more

21 Jun 2023 · 1 hour,
Tea

To Ben’s horror, the theme this week, thanks to Dedan-Jah Jonker the rheumatic Dutchman, is his bête noire: tea. To... more

14 Jun 2023 · 1 hour,
Fire

Hazel of Bremen throws lukewarm caution to the wind and has the beans discuss FIRE! Some sage words on friendship... more

07 Jun 2023 · 1 hour,
Not an episode non-episode episode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

03 May 2023 · 12 minutes
The Essence Of Fear

Without a care in the world, Zachary of Bremen tosses the spine-chilling topic of “The Essence of Fear” into the... more

25 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
Teachers

This week the Bean Machine, having been pre-loaded by Luke (of Bremen?), spits out the topic of teachers. It’s time... more

19 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Dentists

This week’s topic comes from none other than Phillip Kerrigan of Kerrigan’s mustard. His choice: dentists. It’s a thorny one,... more

12 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
TV Crime Shows

Neil (presumably of Bremen) offers up the topic of TV crime shows. At least one of the beans is like... more

05 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Fifth Wednesday Calendar Abberation Broadcast

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday March and we will only do four... more

29 Mar 2023 · 11 minutes
Pirates

Sarah of Bremen pressgangs the beans into chatting all things pirates this week. With a fair wind at the stern... more

22 Mar 2023 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
Ice Cream

Gemma in Bromley has the beans wrap their chops around ice-cream this week and by gum are the beans happy... more

15 Mar 2023 · 59 minutes
The Arctic

This week your old friend Neil (of Bremen) sends the bean chat to the magisterial tundra of the Arctic. Nozzles,... more

08 Mar 2023 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Zeppelins

Michael of Bremen gets the chat ball rolling in this brand new series by suggesting this week’s topic of zeppelins.... more

01 Mar 2023 · 58 minutes
Best Of Series Three

Take yourself back to December 2021/January 2022 and enjoy this compilation of highlights from our third series. From coffee shop... more

15 Feb 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Snappy Little Non-Episode Announcement

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March) but if you want extra bonus episodes... more

01 Feb 2023 · 23 minutes
Avatar 2: The Way Of Water

What’s that? A crossover ep? Has the world turned upside down? No. Behold! What lies in store is an exclusive,... more

25 Jan 2023 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
The Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is Harvey’s idea of a strong topic for the beans this week. Can they avoid offensively... more

18 Jan 2023 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
The Moon

Matt from The Cheese Deli sets thrusters to lukewarm and launches the beans towards the topic of the Moon this... more

11 Jan 2023 · 59 minutes
Dogs

Rebecca Abrey’s son (of Bremen) has Rebecca Abrey get us to talk about dogs and by golly heck but don’t... more

04 Jan 2023 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Crisps

Lynsey of Bremen offers up crisps to get the beans juices flowing. As per there’s heavyweight chat with attention to... more

28 Dec 2022 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Forests

Forests is this week’s lukewarm topic for which Rowan of Bremen is responsible and it’s nothing to be ashamed of.... more

21 Dec 2022 · 58 minutes
Board Games

It’s Ryan from Bremen’s turn to direct the bean chat and he has them get busy on board games.Tim Rice... more

14 Dec 2022 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Animal Husbandry

Welcome back to Season/Series 7 (we think) of Three Bean Salad and what an opener the beans have for you... more

07 Dec 2022 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Best Of Series Two

Take yourself back to August/September 2021 and enjoy this compilation of highlights from our second series. From King Kong to... more

09 Nov 2022 · 53 minutes
Zero Bean Salad Non-Episode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December), but if you want to extra bonus... more

02 Nov 2022 · 12 minutes
Glass

This week’s topic, courtesy of “Your Worst Nightmare” is glass. Having comprehensively and definitively covered the science of glass in... more

26 Oct 2022 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Mail

In what would probably the worst episode ever for a brand new listener to sample the show fresh, Phillip Kerrigan... more

19 Oct 2022 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Sandwiches

This week in Three Bean Salad starring Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak, Benjamin Partridge, Neil of Bremen suggests Henry Paker and... more

12 Oct 2022 · 57 minutes
Going To Disney World And Not Wanting To Be Dressed Up As A Ruffian

Jen mines her own dreams this week to provide the beans with the topic of going to Disney World and... more

05 Oct 2022 · 57 minutes
RATS!

The topic this week is no topic owing to an excess of intro prattling which the Bean Machine was unable... more

28 Sep 2022 · 1 hour,
Artificial Intelligence

Paul from Widnes (bot status unconfirmed) serves up the topic of Artificial Intelligence for the beans this week. Sure, to... more

21 Sep 2022 · 54 minutes
Hats

Steph of London isn’t shy about getting the beans to tackle hats and tackle hats they do. For the sake... more

14 Sep 2022 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
Teeth

Away we go for Season 6 which begins with the topic of teeth as suggested by Josh of Bremen. Tune... more

06 Sep 2022 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
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Jen mines her own dreams this week to provide the beans with the topic of going to Disney World and not wanting... more