Samuel of 84A High Street chooses giants as this week’s topic and no doubt he has his reasons. Should you... more

What is your council tax liability if you build a holiday bungalow in outer orbit? How would you recycle all... more

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Steven of Oslo suggests DIY as the topic for this week’s episode so if you’re looking for the audio equivalent... more

We will never know if Guy Fawkes’ grim end would have changed had his barrister not gone for the “He... more

A bean sharp scalpel is applied to a literary classic this week as Robin from Weymouth suggests the topic of... more

The railway is this week’s topic thanks to Nick of Kent (which for our international listeners is “The Garden of... more

To date the indisputable peak of human scientific endeavour has been managing to hide a bonus track on a CD.... more

Tis the Yule and Jacob from Manchester very cannily suggests hippos as this week’s topic. In Aesop’s fable, the hippo... more

Annie of Cork City reckons it’s high time the beans talked monuments and who could argue with that? Tune in... more

Most of us can only dream of the splendour of the internal spaces occupied by London’s elite. A lucky few... more

Steven of Utrecht gets the beans wagging them tongues about the Netherlands to kick the new season off. And why... more

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Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind... more

Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this week’s topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is... more

True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this week’s topic. Were these structures named... more

Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than... more

It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to... more

The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or... more

Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then look no... more

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode,... more

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This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to... more

"Why is that Wikipedia doesn’t bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?”, you might ask if you’d had... more

Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this week’s topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to... more

This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. “Big... more

Is it true what they don’t say that the world is on the brink of sliding back into a system... more

Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they?... more

It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a... more

A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs... more

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This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has... more

The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding... more

Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this... more

Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker... more

Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your... more

This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what... more

Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put... more

Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the... more

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For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber... more

“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond.... more

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close... more

Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off,... more

Emma has the beans discuss fairy tales for the last episode of 2023. It’s nasty business on the whole as... more

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the... more

Hats off to Ross of Vancouver and then immediately put a different hat on along with a rubber nose and... more

The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the... more

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To round off series whatever it is Isabella feeds surfin' into the bean machine in the hope of crystal clear,... more

Definitely a cursed episode this one. No one’s fault. Worth knowing going in though. If you’re brave enough to take... more

Muriel from Illinois has the beans discuss The Higgs Boson/Particles this week. Listeners might be concerned the beans are entering... more

Thank goodness one of the beans is a jewel-encrusted member of London’s glitterati because this week’s topic, thanks to Catherine... more

It’s widely accepted that if Elvis Presley were alive today he would have made a really decent podcaster. Where better... more

The topic of orange is wmg’s gift to the beans this week and you can bet your bottom dollar the... more

Popo (THE Popo?????) decides the beans ought to discuss pencils this week. Henry manages to crowbar in Andie MacDowell (surprise,... more

The beans are back and Sean of Exeter has given them the topic of beer, the cheeky old rascal!!!!! As... more

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It’s the last episode of the season so thank goodness Gavin (of Bremen most likely) furnished the beans with the... more

The beans have to get to grips with urban legends this week thanks to Tabby from Edinburgh. But before that... more

Ben from Cardiff (WE KNOW RIGHT???!!!) submits the topic of whales and the Beans waste no time getting into some... more

Megan from Bremen sends beans a-yappin’ about cults this week. It proves to be an episode packed with jaw-dropping revelations,... more

How did scientists explain theories of time travel to laypeople before the invention of paper napkins? This is just one... more

It takes every ounce of the beans’ strength to keep the banter lukewarm this week as they take on Phil... more

To Ben’s horror, the theme this week, thanks to Dedan-Jah Jonker the rheumatic Dutchman, is his bête noire: tea. To... more

Hazel of Bremen throws lukewarm caution to the wind and has the beans discuss FIRE! Some sage words on friendship... more

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Without a care in the world, Zachary of Bremen tosses the spine-chilling topic of “The Essence of Fear” into the... more

This week the Bean Machine, having been pre-loaded by Luke (of Bremen?), spits out the topic of teachers. It’s time... more

This week’s topic comes from none other than Phillip Kerrigan of Kerrigan’s mustard. His choice: dentists. It’s a thorny one,... more

Neil (presumably of Bremen) offers up the topic of TV crime shows. At least one of the beans is like... more

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday March and we will only do four... more

Sarah of Bremen pressgangs the beans into chatting all things pirates this week. With a fair wind at the stern... more

Gemma in Bromley has the beans wrap their chops around ice-cream this week and by gum are the beans happy... more

This week your old friend Neil (of Bremen) sends the bean chat to the magisterial tundra of the Arctic. Nozzles,... more

Michael of Bremen gets the chat ball rolling in this brand new series by suggesting this week’s topic of zeppelins.... more

Take yourself back to December 2021/January 2022 and enjoy this compilation of highlights from our third series. From coffee shop... more

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What’s that? A crossover ep? Has the world turned upside down? No. Behold! What lies in store is an exclusive,... more

The Loch Ness Monster is Harvey’s idea of a strong topic for the beans this week. Can they avoid offensively... more

Matt from The Cheese Deli sets thrusters to lukewarm and launches the beans towards the topic of the Moon this... more

Rebecca Abrey’s son (of Bremen) has Rebecca Abrey get us to talk about dogs and by golly heck but don’t... more

Lynsey of Bremen offers up crisps to get the beans juices flowing. As per there’s heavyweight chat with attention to... more

Forests is this week’s lukewarm topic for which Rowan of Bremen is responsible and it’s nothing to be ashamed of.... more

It’s Ryan from Bremen’s turn to direct the bean chat and he has them get busy on board games.Tim Rice... more

Welcome back to Season/Series 7 (we think) of Three Bean Salad and what an opener the beans have for you... more

Take yourself back to August/September 2021 and enjoy this compilation of highlights from our second series. From King Kong to... more

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This week’s topic, courtesy of “Your Worst Nightmare” is glass. Having comprehensively and definitively covered the science of glass in... more

In what would probably the worst episode ever for a brand new listener to sample the show fresh, Phillip Kerrigan... more

This week in Three Bean Salad starring Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak, Benjamin Partridge, Neil of Bremen suggests Henry Paker and... more

The topic this week is no topic owing to an excess of intro prattling which the Bean Machine was unable... more

Paul from Widnes (bot status unconfirmed) serves up the topic of Artificial Intelligence for the beans this week. Sure, to... more

Steph of London isn’t shy about getting the beans to tackle hats and tackle hats they do. For the sake... more

Away we go for Season 6 which begins with the topic of teeth as suggested by Josh of Bremen. Tune... more