Portraiture is this week’s topic, responsibility for which lies squarely at the feet of Phil of Baltimore. The beans gab... more

Courtesy of Dr. P we present an episode on the theme of pagans. Fill your boots with golf, jet-skis, the... more

Gavin has the beans unpack the topic of Jeffreys (Geoffreys?). In an episode stacked with boo boos and bungles the... more

Olana decrees that the beans have it out about islands. They comply and, in an effort to be thorough, cover... more

Hoist the Jolly Beans! Kathy of Bremen invites the beans to discuss flags and they are careful not to miss... more

Accordionist Alex directs the beans towards the subject of buffets this week. Pile your plates high with UN etiquette, poker... more

Listener Sam steers the Beans towards the nightmarish topic of dystopia. Naturally they cover goat silos, national service for children... more

Battling through a minor bean emergency, the beans take on the topic of romance. Roses, chocolates, candlelight, forcing an eel... more

The beans are back! It's time for series two and they kick off by discussing condiments at the behest of... more

Series two starts next week, but before that, here's a little bean tasting menu of the Beans' favourite bits from... more