In this 10-year-old's wet dream of an episode, we talk about poo smells, sex screams and sliding down poles. You... more

Snails. They're like slugs with houses. Or seahorses after 15 minutes in the blender. Or sloths if you're Joe. So... more

This episode: tardigrades, the tiny little indestructible micro-bears with eight legs and a vacuum cleaner bag body. Why tardigrades? You... more

You asked, we answered! Rattling off your audience requests to kick off TNA series 2, we're taking sharks to town.... more

Earth hasn't exploded (yet) so we're back! Well... Elliot is. Saf got eaten by fungi and in his place it's... more

The royal rumble rematch: closing out The New Ark series 1 in style with a three-way showdown between frogs, snakes... more

Is Black Panther any good? What the f*** is a panther anyways? In the series' penultimate episode, we take a... more

Saf's chance to take his revenge on cats being left for the coming apocalypse. Elliot's chance to rant about annoying... more

This episode, Darwin and God team up to help worms worm their way on board. Elliot resorts to Star Wars'... more

This episode: a starfish of chameleons in an aquarium. Also Saf misspells chameleon. Elliot plays the race card and reveals... more

So they killed 26 little children in the Bible, but never mind- bears are great, right? Then again, how did... more

In this un-bee-lievably bee-eautiful episode, the honey-tongued Saf defends bees against Elliot's lambasts. Inventors of democracy or imperialist autocracy? Hive... more

How do you catch a wolf with one hand down its throat? Listen in to find out. Fairy tale villains... more

Saf's been eaten by fungi and now they're here to claim their mouldy old spot on the ark. They're not... more

They rhyme with cats, which is always a bad omen, but will bats make it on the ark? Only time... more

Raccoons are obese good-for-nothing big black-and-white rats. Or are they? In this marvellous episode, Elliot fails abysmally to find a... more

Anglerfish: dope or deep sea shit? Rapists or celibate saints? Slave drivers or shining beacons of hope? In the first... more

Welcome to the inaugural Royal Rumble. Up for debate this week: not one but three animals which you the audience... more

Thisssss week: it'sssss dessseption and ssssnake oil for our sssssslithering animal guesssssst. Prepare for ssssssibilance galore as Elliot revels in... more

This week: armoured dildos... oops- damn autocorrect! This week: armadillos!! Leprosied lunatics and cancerous cretins, these creatures' reputations take one... more