Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through... more
Saf's chance to take his revenge on cats being left for the coming apocalypse. Elliot's chance to rant about annoying... more
This episode, Darwin and God team up to help worms worm their way on board. Elliot resorts to Star Wars'... more
This episode: a starfish of chameleons in an aquarium. Also Saf misspells chameleon. Elliot plays the race card and reveals... more
So they killed 26 little children in the Bible, but never mind- bears are great, right? Then again, how did... more
In this un-bee-lievably bee-eautiful episode, the honey-tongued Saf defends bees against Elliot's lambasts. Inventors of democracy or imperialist autocracy? Hive... more
How do you catch a wolf with one hand down its throat? Listen in to find out. Fairy tale villains... more
Saf's been eaten by fungi and now they're here to claim their mouldy old spot on the ark. They're not... more
They rhyme with cats, which is always a bad omen, but will bats make it on the ark? Only time... more
Raccoons are obese good-for-nothing big black-and-white rats. Or are they? In this marvellous episode, Elliot fails abysmally to find a... more
Anglerfish: dope or deep sea shit? Rapists or celibate saints? Slave drivers or shining beacons of hope? In the first... more