Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through... more
In this season finale: a special guest, flies as pets, a productivity hack with hanging anvils and how to catch... more
This episode: the new ark does drinking games, Joe shares wisdoms on pee consistency and Elliot readies arson charges. Also:... more
This week on Ark the musical, we invent leech porn. What a climax. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more... more
This episode: anti-rabbit lighthouses, why you might marry a dead person, and how crows are really the McDonalds mafia. Joe... more
In this episode: Joe gets burgled and Elliot names an STD after himself for SEO. Also: how many legs can... more
The show that will get Elliot cancelled. The darkest ep. to date. Where Joe admits the animal he's defending is... more
Introducing the all new ark spin-off show, Films We Haven't Watched. Talking about movies we couldn't be arsed to see.... more
This week, Joe's being haunted and Elliot's high as a kite. But it's Tony the trouser-ripping tiger in the spotlight.... more
Joe thinks owls are dead boring. Elliot spent a month in France saving their asses. But whoever said fight for... more
They're the mortal enemy of sharks, bees, elephants, Godzilla and Elliot. But special guest Leanna's determined to get them a... more