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The New Ark
The New Ark
Elliot Connor & Saf Nazeer

Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through... more

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Episodes

Meerkats

Saf's chance to take his revenge on cats being left for the coming apocalypse. Elliot's chance to rant about annoying... more

24 May 2022 · 41 minutes
Earthworms

This episode, Darwin and God team up to help worms worm their way on board. Elliot resorts to Star Wars'... more

17 May 2022 · 53 minutes
Chameleons

This episode: a starfish of chameleons in an aquarium. Also Saf misspells chameleon. Elliot plays the race card and reveals... more

10 May 2022 · 51 minutes
Bears

So they killed 26 little children in the Bible, but never mind- bears are great, right? Then again, how did... more

03 May 2022 · 51 minutes
Bees

In this un-bee-lievably bee-eautiful episode, the honey-tongued Saf defends bees against Elliot's lambasts. Inventors of democracy or imperialist autocracy? Hive... more

26 Apr 2022 · 57 minutes
Wolves

How do you catch a wolf with one hand down its throat? Listen in to find out. Fairy tale villains... more

19 Apr 2022 · 51 minutes
Fungi

Saf's been eaten by fungi and now they're here to claim their mouldy old spot on the ark. They're not... more

12 Apr 2022 · 42 minutes
Bats

They rhyme with cats, which is always a bad omen, but will bats make it on the ark? Only time... more

05 Apr 2022 · 51 minutes
Raccoons

Raccoons are obese good-for-nothing big black-and-white rats. Or are they? In this marvellous episode, Elliot fails abysmally to find a... more

29 Mar 2022 · 58 minutes
Anglerfish

Anglerfish: dope or deep sea shit? Rapists or celibate saints? Slave drivers or shining beacons of hope? In the first... more

22 Mar 2022 · 53 minutes
The New Ark
Meerkats
The New Ark