Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

We meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other...

Their employers have been kidnapped, and our heroes must figure out what to do! Over the course of this episode they take part in their first battle, we discover Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is an acid fetishist, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the emotional cost of taking a life, and the goddess Moonhammer proves accurate in her dice based predictions. Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and our aweso...

Butthole finds out that Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is a woman, and this is just the beginning! Our heroes journey deeper into the cave, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) establishes he’s a mixed bag at handling animals, and we forget that you need to tie up captives! Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! 
 

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After rescuing the first of their employers, the elderly Sildar, our heroes make friends with the drunken, dwarven barbarian Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara @adammcnamara13) and his falcon sidekick Richard. Our merry band learn a few phrases in a language the Prince calls “Southern Dwarven”, practice the art of negotiation, and plan their next quest! Featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Ham...

Realizing there are more pressing issues at hand, our heroes change their destination! Now they’re facing off against the Red Brand Brigands and their mysterious leader “Glass Staff”. We find out if there’s anything Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) won’t eat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) alternates between homicide and hiding in barrels, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) makes Goblin Jr his firs...

Our heroes stand in the middle of a necromantic trap - will their stolen costumes fool its ancient sorcery? Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) makes clothing out of an entire armoury worth of weapons, our heroes continue to track down the villainous Black Staff, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) sees her first dwarf dick! Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and our awesom...

Simultaneously facing off against the evil wizard Black Staff, a towering psychic Nothic, and a mind-controlled Goblin Jr., can our heroes survive? Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovers he’s the perfect height for dick-stabbing, Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) forges an unlikely alliance with a foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Prince Mud Butt take a stab at the old Good Cop/Bad Cop r...

Having defeated the Red Band Brigands, and with the departure of Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes decide to finally visit that Banshee. Along the way they discover a shape-shifting druid, Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), who joins the party. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns to be more careful with her witch bolts, Goblin Jr. faces off against one of his own kind, and Quinny’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyl...

On their way to collect Master Tools, the group learns more about dragons, ash zombies and plant monsters from Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor) before demonstrating they’ve learned nothing when they actually fight them. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) negotiates with a Banshee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out that the undead are easy to sneak attack, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hopes that zombies...

Our heroes, along with their new friend Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), are attacked by a young Green Dragon and have to fight for their lives! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) summons his first spectral hammer, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tests the poison dragon’s immunity to poison, and we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) can cry when our heroes hold a funeral for one of their own. Also featuring ...

Having lost a friend, our heroes return to Phandelver with the Master Tools they collected. Once they gear up, they’re off on a quest to save the kidnapped dwarf Grundar! On the way they meet a simple-minded Orc Author/Warlord, L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) burns all their climbing gear, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is the only one who can accurately guess distance...

After trying to steal the shield of his new friend/nemesis L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets thrown into a well! Despite this attempted murder, our heroes continue their journey into the castle. Quinny surprises his friends with a room full of murdered goblins, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds out she’s not a good swimmer, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante...

Having kidnapped an entire kitchen full of goblins, our heroes and the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) design a trap for the evil King Groll. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters the art of the cake-crossbow, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinces the Goblin cooks to unionize, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) hits another ally with a witch bolt. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom M...

Our heroes have begun their final battle with King Groll, the evil Black Spider, and an owl-bear in a cage! L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) attempts to reconnect with his long lost wolf Geoffrey, we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t above stabbing a blind person, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) commits her first straight-up murder, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is forced to re...

Having restored the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) to his throne and rescued the dwarf Gundran, our heroes are setting out to finally defeat the Black Spider. Along the way they team up with a Ranger named Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) who Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) immediately makes an enemy of, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is forced to face her past, and our heroes finally name their...

Journeying further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside their new ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are determined to put a stop to the evil Black Spider. The tension between Ranger and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thickens, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) thinks hard before trying poison on a new foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has a lot of questions about dicks! Also featuring our ...

Fighting into the heart of the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes discover even more evil factions vying for control of the spell forge. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is forced to try her hand at negotiation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is caught red-handed, and Ranger reveals an anatomical surprise that has Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) amazed! Also featuring our a...

Continuing their quest into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes have been sent to slay a powerful Spectator by the evil Ghost-Wizard Mormesk. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally have it out about Quinny’s thieving ways, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets stuck in the middle of the argument, and Ranger loses something anatomically...

Battling further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes close in upon the villainous Black Spider. Ranger is blinded by a magical amulet, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally get some scouting done, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) teaches Ranger how to read! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! 
 

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