On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug takes a break from the podcast to karate-kick his dog (joking),... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that Bugs Bunny is the Chevy Chase of the cartoon rabbit... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug agrees with Gary Busey's statement and says, yes, piss on the... more

Jamie was sad she couldn't make this episode and will be back next time but honestly, she dodged a real... more

Audio quality warning: For some reason, this one's pretty bad.On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug pitches a... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug suggests fixing this movie simply by removing the entire plot, Jamie confuses... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie kinda wants more screen time with Arnold in nothing but a... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug can't wait till his wife leaves him and he can finally purchase... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie realizes that Chewbacca's pretty much a dead-beat-dad, Doug admits that while... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Wendy's fries would cause an angel severe diarrhea, Jamie inadvertently... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie lets it slip that she worked at Blockbuster (which is news... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug obsesses with a character's extreme amount of body hair, Jamie begins to... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to an early subscriber-only episode. Jamie assumes... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that he scheduled his colonoscopy on his 20th wedding anniversary (we... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to our very first subscriber-only episode. Jamie... more

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug sings the praises of the majority of the cast in this horrible... more

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2021 when we thought it might be fun... more

On the nine year anniversary of the podcast, Jamie argues that a big part of women's rights might just include... more

On our latest episode, Doug argues for a better boob to dick ratio in movies from any decade, Jamie has... more

On our latest episode, Jamie spends most of the time drooling over this hunk of a Tarzan, Doug wonders of... more

Since first recording this episode the only update we have is that Jamie met Elisabeth Shue fully clothed in an... more

On our latest episode, Doug gets such joy when describing a muscular gymnast attempting to choke out a child dressed... more

We kick off 'Ape-ril' by digging back into Patreon and releasing an episode we covered for supporters only back in... more

On our episode, Doug wonders what being married to Carol Kane must be like, Jamie suggests a method of getting... more

On our episode, Jamie is just delighted to sit and watch a comedic romp where the monsters look like cuddly... more

On our episode, Doug tries to describe the sound of a penis flopping out of pants, Jamie describes this film... more

On our episode, Jamie assumes that this film is a pretty accurate representation of Pittsburgh gang life, Doug is befuddled... more

On our episode, Doug tries Googling 'Ceiling Fan Dream Interpretation', Jamie busts out a new character dubbed 'Film Critic Jamie',... more

On our episode, Jamie reveals that her rock group would sing mostly candy-related tunes, Doug wonders if Debbie Harry just... more

See, sometimes we cover a film that is both a good time AND a great movie...On our episode, Doug takes... more

On our latest holiday episode, Doug has quite the 'hot take' on Buzzfeed articles about Star Trek predictions, Jamie imagines... more

On our latest episode, Jamie shuts the movie off after the second lengthy sex scene, Doug brings out ALL the... more

On our latest episode, Doug is floored when it's revealed that there are witches in this movie, Jamie wonders why... more

On our latest episode, Jamie's unsure if Bo Derek debases herself in this movie more or less than in Ghost's... more

Hello listeners! I know you're all excited about Bo Derek-cember but we figured we'd start releasing some of our Patreon... more

On our latest episode, Doug tells a tale of his first time watching this film and may stumble upon some... more

On our latest episode, Jamie realizes that she and Ally Sheedy might not have quite the same taste in men,... more

Enjoy a special Halloween episode where we revisit some old friends from childhood and see if their house mother is... more

On our latest episode, Doug pleads with listeners not to simply walk into people's homes, Jamie attempts an Irish accent,... more

On our latest episode, Jamie argues that sometimes an aunt's bond with a mutated hulking maniac can often be stronger... more

Note: Jamie's mic died so her sound quality isn't the best. This should bring long time listeners back to the... more

On our latest episode, Jamie is confused and put off by how much Al Pacino cleavage is on display in... more

On our latest episode, Doug explains that once a week as a kid he was just killing time till Who's... more

On our latest episode, Jamie recommends simply watching Dean Martin drunkenly grope young women on his Christmas special, Doug regrets... more

On our latest episode, Doug gets Shania Twain and Taylor Swift confused while explaining how Jamie's husband can't tell the... more

On our latest episode, Doug admits that he just wants some man-meat in his boobie sandwich, Jamie comes to terms... more

On our latest episode, Jamie admits that The Stuff would probably get her with very little resistance, Doug praises Michael... more

On our latest episode, Doug swoons over a fresh-faced Dennis Quaid, Jamie creates connections (that clearly aren't there) between the... more

On our latest episode, Jamie sings multiple Paula Abdul songs, Doug takes a stand on what the 'best' Paul Shore... more

On our latest episode, Doug researches British poets and their trips to Africa, Jamie's shot out of a cannon and... more

On our latest episode, Jamie has no time for these Ten Little Dummies, Doug trots out his Donald Pleasence accent... more

On our latest episode, Doug appreciates 'tasteful' nudity in his horror movies, Jamie continually reminds the audience that we are... more

On our latest episode, Jamie's not kicking anyone in this movie out of bed for eating crackers, Doug has some... more

Are we trying to piggy-back off of the new John Wick movie? No. We're not that clever. On our latest episode,... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie wishes she had the... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug attempts to mansplain Greek... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie's rightfully quite upset by... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug wonders if all police... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie wants to assure all... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug admits to having trouble... more

Consider supporting the show on Patreon Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie loses it about halfway... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug argues that Vader choking his colleagues out might be bad... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelIt's that time of year again. Time to revisit an old friend and a collection... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug dear his best drunken British impression, Jamie compares Peter O'Toole... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie obsesses over the snot and boogers coating the faces of... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug comes out against high-waister pleated khakis, Jamie prides herself on... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie understands why 'Rainy London' is called 'Rainy London' (it isn't),... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug tries to envision the tv series that this film would... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie is 'outraged' that He-Man runs around with so little clothes... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug is outraged that an ultra sexy John Larroquette doesn't factor... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie questions the lax security around an alien space craft, Doug... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Doug argues that Clark/Superman is probably asexual and these women should... more

Watch us on our YouTube ChannelOn our latest episode, Jamie keeps talking about her box and various holes, Doug found... more

On our latest episode, Doug tries to piece together exactly what Repo Men do based on tv and movies, Jamie... more

On our latest episode, Jamie tries to weigh exactly how much of this movie is crazy and how much is... more

On our latest episode, Doug makes the bold assertion that this is a feminist film, Jamie wants to make it... more

On our latest episode, Jamie draws parallels between William Katt, Bull from Night Court to Forest Gump and Bubba (that... more

On our latest episode, Doug wants everyone to know just what David Bowie needs to do to get him going,... more

On our latest episode, Jamie refers to prison garb as 'Jail Onesies' and sees no issue with that, Doug doesn't... more

I guess it's like a glowing power orb or an alien or pure goodness or something like that. None of... more

We're dropping a bit of a bonus episode today during our normal week off. It's on the HBO/Disney/Canadian/British coproduction, The... more

On our latest episode, Doug goes on and on about Kevin Bacon's beautifully gift-wrapped 'package', Jamie posits that an important... more

On our latest episode, Jamie is shocked to find that the villain of the film wears an eye patch because... more

On our latest episode, Doug raps about different kinds of cereal, Jamie admits that because she is in fact a... more

On our latest episode, Doug has a hot take that Harvey Weinstein might be a pretty bad guy, Jamie tries... more

On our latest episode, Jamie embraces the insanity that is Nick Cage, Doug questions just how stressful the life of... more

On our latest episode, Doug struggles with the realization that he may in fact be a fan of Hallmark movies,... more

On our first Patreon/Regular Episode crossover, Jamie gives the listener key insights on just what a speech therapist does with... more

On our latest episode, Jamie confuses Kevin Kline for Kevin Costner, Kevin Costner for Kevin Bacon, Kevin Bacon for Kevin... more

On our latest episode, Doug wished to have spent more time with Ice Cream Witches, Jamie tries to keep the... more

On our latest episode, Jamie blows Doug's mind by mentioning that she knows what Mortal Kombat is, and more surprisingly,... more

On our latest episode, Doug begs listeners to find a Gary Busey sex scene, Jamie thinks 'wipe their ass' is... more

On our latest episode, Jamie hints that Doug's grandmother may have been a fan of Marijuana, Doug knows nothing about... more

On our latest episode, Doug mimics the movie with some super goofy kissy noises and contemplates Gary Busey living next... more

It's time again for the spookiest month of the year and Doug's happy as anything. On this episode, Jamie doesn't... more

We cover our first Disney animated film and it sure is something. On this episode, Jamie wonders just how much... more

No guest to keep us on track or stop us from jumping all around in this movie, Jamie and Doug... more

Daisuke Beppu, the nicest person on the planet and owner of an amazing YouTube Channel stops by to convince Doug... more

Jonny Numb, one half of The Last Knock podcast asks Doug and Jamie to do him a solid and just... more

Steve Guntli, one half of Ultra 64 podcast brings Doug and Jamie their first DePalma of the podcast and boy,... more

Laura Cannon, one half of Fatal Femmes mixes things up by exposing Doug and Jamie to a film neither had... more

Tony from Hack the Movies drops by to preach the gospel of Road House! Doug and Jamie may not be completely... more

We kick off our Summer of Sidekicks with the hardest working man in podcasting, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts... more

We celebrate the sixth anniversary of the show by talking about a pretty big film and asking all the right... more

In the latest episode, Doug's not quite sure what the issue is with the term 'prostitution' but is really just... more

In the latest episode, Jamie needs a refresher on just who J.K. Simmons is exactly, Doug pitches a killer forest... more

In the latest episode, Doug imagines Lace as a Choose Your Own Adventure book...and of course he's killed by a... more

In the latest episode, Jamie tries to do a French accent worse than Phoebe Cates and totally fails. Doug is... more

In the latest episode, Jamie wonders just how sad this horse must have been to sink in that mud, Doug... more

In the latest episode, Doug reveals the popular 90s tv comedy/drama that is most popular with extra terrestrials, Jamiewonders why... more