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An independent podcast about fear, beauty and the unknown. Since 2012. Hosted by Jeff Emtman and others.

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S10 E9
HBM159: Final Haircuts
S10 E9·
February 19
February 19
31 mins
The Thaw & Die Grenze
Dec 9, 2024
Dec 9, 2024
23 mins
S10 E8
HBM158: An Illusion
S10 E8·
Dec 14, 2022
Dec 14, 2022
40 mins
S10 E7
HBM157: The Raw Whatever
S10 E7·
Nov 28, 2022
Nov 28, 2022
39 mins
S10 E6
HBM156: Heavy Load-Bearing Body
S10 E6·
Nov 9, 2022
Nov 9, 2022
19 mins
The HBM Art Exchange is Back!
Oct 24, 2022
Oct 24, 2022
12 mins
S10 E5
HBM155: Ghosts Aliens Burritos
S10 E5·
Aug 24, 2022
Aug 24, 2022
32 mins
S10 E4
HBM154: Ancient Roman Recipes
S10 E4·
Jun 22, 2022
Jun 22, 2022
24 mins
The Straight and Narrow
Jun 2, 2022
Jun 2, 2022
12 mins
S10 E3
HBM153: Klänge from Berlin
S10 E3·
May 4, 2022
May 4, 2022
50 mins
S10 E2
HBM152: Dirt Becomes You
S10 E2·
Mar 30, 2022
Mar 30, 2022
35 mins
S10 E1
HBM151: Blowgun Time Warp
S10 E1·
Mar 9, 2022
Mar 9, 2022
27 mins
Season 10 is Coming!
Feb 11, 2022
Feb 11, 2022
4 mins
Leaving Spotify
Feb 8, 2022
Feb 8, 2022
12 mins
S9 E10
HBM150: Cold Water
S9 E10·
Jul 1, 2021
Jul 1, 2021
40 mins
S9 E9
HBM149: The Daily Blast [Neutrinowatch]
S9 E9·
Jun 16, 2021
Jun 16, 2021
2 mins
So What Exactly is Episode 149?
Jun 16, 2021
Jun 16, 2021
25 mins
S9 E8
HBM148: Early Attempts at Summoning Dream Beings
S9 E8·
Jun 2, 2021
Jun 2, 2021
33 mins
S9 E7
HBM147: Chasing Tardigrades
S9 E7·
May 19, 2021
May 19, 2021
21 mins
E21
Theodora is @hypo_inspo
E21·
May 5, 2021
May 5, 2021
2 mins
S9 E6
HBM146: Theodora
S9 E6·
Apr 28, 2021
Apr 28, 2021
27 mins
S9 E5
HBM145: The Juice Library
S9 E5·
Apr 14, 2021
Apr 14, 2021
25 mins
S9 E4
HBM144: Keeping A Place
S9 E4·
Mar 31, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
29 mins
S9 E3
HBM143: Laughing Rats and Dawn Rituals
S9 E3·
Mar 17, 2021
Mar 17, 2021
25 mins
S9 E2
HBM142: The Vastness of the Universe
S9 E2·
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 3, 2021
27 mins
S9 E1
HBM141: Filthy Riches
S9 E1·
Feb 17, 2021
Feb 17, 2021
40 mins
Season 9 = February 17th
Jan 8, 2021
Jan 8, 2021
6 mins
HBM Continues as an Independent Podcast
Aug 13, 2020
Aug 13, 2020
S8 E20
HBM140: The New Black Wall Street
S8 E20·
Jun 24, 2020
Jun 24, 2020
S8 E19
HBM139: Acceptable Pains
S8 E19·
Jun 10, 2020
Jun 10, 2020
S8 E18
HBM138: Did Neanderthals Bury their Dead?
S8 E18·
May 27, 2020
May 27, 2020
S8 E17
HBM137: Superhappiness
S8 E17·
May 13, 2020
May 13, 2020
S8 E16
HBM136: Jacob’s Lost Biography
S8 E16·
Apr 29, 2020
Apr 29, 2020
S8 E15
HBM135: Dying Well
S8 E15·
Apr 15, 2020
Apr 15, 2020
S8 E14
HBM134: Questionable Hobbies of the Socially Isolated
S8 E14·
Apr 1, 2020
Apr 1, 2020
S8 E13
HBM133: Prey of Worms
S8 E13·
Mar 18, 2020
Mar 18, 2020
S8 E12
HBM132: Moral Enhancement
S8 E12·
Mar 4, 2020
Mar 4, 2020
S8 E11
HBM131: A Cure for Carsickness
S8 E11·
Feb 19, 2020
Feb 19, 2020
S8 E10
HBM130: Mother Pigeon / Sister Marta
S8 E10·
Feb 5, 2020
Feb 5, 2020
S8 E9
HBM129: The Underearthlings
S8 E9·
Jan 22, 2020
Jan 22, 2020
S8 E8
HBM128: Seeing Auras
S8 E8·
Jan 8, 2020
Jan 8, 2020
S8 E7
HBM127: QALYs
S8 E7·
Dec 25, 2019
Dec 25, 2019
S8 E6
HBM126: Sounding the Deep
S8 E6·
Dec 11, 2019
Dec 11, 2019
S8 E5
HBM125: Deepfaking Nixon
S8 E5·
Nov 27, 2019
Nov 27, 2019
S8 E4
HBM124: Banana Softies
S8 E4·
Nov 13, 2019
Nov 13, 2019
S8 E3
HBM123: Water Witches
S8 E3·
Oct 30, 2019
Oct 30, 2019
S8 E2
HBM122: Should Cows Have Names?
S8 E2·
Oct 16, 2019
Oct 16, 2019
S8 E1
HBM121: True North
S8 E1·
Oct 2, 2019
Oct 2, 2019
S7 E20
HBM120: Own Worst Interest
S7 E20·
Jun 5, 2019
Jun 5, 2019
S7 E19
HBM119: An Episode of Pebbles and Twigs
S7 E19·
May 22, 2019
May 22, 2019
S7 E18
HBM118: Mountain Seabed
S7 E18·
May 8, 2019
May 8, 2019
S7 E17
HBM117: Grave Oversight
S7 E17·
Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019
S7 E16
HBM116: Finest and Most Rotten (Going Forward)
S7 E16·
Apr 10, 2019
Apr 10, 2019
S7 E15
HBM115: Bound in Walton et al.
S7 E15·
Mar 27, 2019
Mar 27, 2019
S7 E14
HBM114: Envisioning AIDS
S7 E14·
Mar 13, 2019
Mar 13, 2019
S7 E13
HBM113: The Last Ones
S7 E13·
Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019
S7 E12
HBM112: Negative Space
S7 E12·
Feb 13, 2019
Feb 13, 2019
S7 E11
HBM111: Waiting for Earth
S7 E11·
Jan 29, 2019
Jan 29, 2019
S7 E10
HBM110: Big Numbers
S7 E10·
Jan 16, 2019
Jan 16, 2019
S7 E9
HBM109: Untitled Noises of New York (Sound Matters)
S7 E9·
Jan 2, 2019
Jan 2, 2019
S7 E8
HBM108: Witch of Saratoga
S7 E8·
Dec 19, 2018
Dec 19, 2018
S7 E7
HBM107: Carlo Surrenders
S7 E7·
Dec 5, 2018
Dec 5, 2018
S7 E6
HBM106: Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals (part 2)
S7 E6·
Nov 21, 2018
Nov 21, 2018
S7 E5
HBM105: Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals (part 1)
S7 E5·
Nov 7, 2018
Nov 7, 2018
S7 E4
HBM104: Scrapheap Reactor
S7 E4·
Oct 24, 2018
Oct 24, 2018
S7 E3
HBM103: Fate's Notebook
S7 E3·
Oct 10, 2018
Oct 10, 2018
S7 E2
HBM102: Breath Holder
S7 E2·
Sep 26, 2018
Sep 26, 2018
S7 E1
HBM101: Much Corruption
S7 E1·
Sep 12, 2018
Sep 12, 2018
S6 E20
HBM100: Faraway Minds
S6 E20·
Jun 6, 2018
Jun 6, 2018
S6 E19
HBM099: Spell for the Repulsion of Astral Vampires
S6 E19·
May 23, 2018
May 23, 2018
S6 E18
HBM098: Feed the Queen
S6 E18·
May 9, 2018
May 9, 2018
S6 E17
HBM097: Fox Teeth
S6 E17·
Apr 25, 2018
Apr 25, 2018
S6 E16
HBM096: Are We Still Afraid?
S6 E16·
Apr 11, 2018
Apr 11, 2018
S6 E15
HBM095: The Bats that Stay
S6 E15·
Mar 28, 2018
Mar 28, 2018
S6 E14
HBM094: The Fatigue of Violence
S6 E14·
Mar 14, 2018
Mar 14, 2018
S6 E13
HBM093: The Brain Scoop
S6 E13·
Mar 1, 2018
Mar 1, 2018
S6 E12
HBM092: Carry the Scent
S6 E12·
Feb 14, 2018
Feb 14, 2018
S6 E11
HBM091: Hypnosis of Hunger
S6 E11·
Jan 31, 2018
Jan 31, 2018
S6 E10
HBM090: Two Small Creatures with Human Eyes
S6 E10·
Jan 17, 2018
Jan 17, 2018
S6 E9
HBM089: Human Wish Tree
S6 E9·
Jan 3, 2018
Jan 3, 2018
S6 E8
HBM088: Riptides and a Sinking Ship
S6 E8·
Dec 20, 2017
Dec 20, 2017
S6 E7
HBM087: Trifle Not with Sacred Things
S6 E7·
Dec 7, 2017
Dec 7, 2017
S6 E6
HBM086: Eve is Hungry
S6 E6·
Nov 29, 2017
Nov 29, 2017
S6 E5
HBM085: Ascended Fiction
S6 E5·
Nov 22, 2017
Nov 22, 2017
S6 E4
HBM084: Are You Sure You're Awake?
S6 E4·
Nov 8, 2017
Nov 8, 2017
S6 E3
HBM083: Sweet Like Snap Peas
S6 E3·
Oct 25, 2017
Oct 25, 2017
S6 E2
HBM082: MI5 MI6 KGB CIA
S6 E2·
Oct 11, 2017
Oct 11, 2017
S6 E1
HBM081: Kinnikinnick Nick VS The Bear
S6 E1·
Sep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017
Psychic Blob and The Radio Race
Aug 9, 2017
Aug 9, 2017
S5 E20
HBM080: The Ocean of Halves
S5 E20·
Jun 7, 2017
Jun 7, 2017
S5 E19
HBM079: The Tingles
S5 E19·
May 24, 2017
May 24, 2017
S5 E18
HBM078: Sagittarius Has $45
S5 E18·
May 10, 2017
May 10, 2017
S5 E17
HBM077: Snow on Date Trees, then on Pines
S5 E17·
Apr 26, 2017
Apr 26, 2017
S5 E16
HBM076: Griff's Speech
S5 E16·
Apr 12, 2017
Apr 12, 2017
S5 E15
HBM075: The Weight of Science
S5 E15·
Mar 29, 2017
Mar 29, 2017
S5 E14
HBM074: Benedict Arnold Makes People Nervous (Rumble Strip)
S5 E14·
Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017
S5 E13
HBM073: A Trial Ghost Hunt
S5 E13·
Feb 15, 2017
Feb 15, 2017
S5 E12
HBM072: Ant God
S5 E12·
Feb 1, 2017
Feb 1, 2017
S5 E11
HBM071: The Evangelists of Nudism
S5 E11·
Jan 18, 2017
Jan 18, 2017
wet-slop-plop.wav (Among Other Sounds)
Jan 4, 2017
Jan 4, 2017
S5 E10
HBM070: The Way The Blood Flows
S5 E10·
Dec 21, 2016
Dec 21, 2016
S5 E9
HBM069: Redwoods of the In-World
S5 E9·
Dec 7, 2016
Dec 7, 2016
S5 E8
HBM068: The Wake Up Stick
S5 E8·
Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016
S5 E7
HBM067: Dispatches From PestWorld 2016
S5 E7·
Nov 9, 2016
Nov 9, 2016
S5 E6
HBM066: What Jacob Heard
S5 E6·
Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016
S5 E5
HBM065: We Pay Them In Meat
S5 E5·
Oct 12, 2016
Oct 12, 2016
S5 E4
HBM064: A Shrinking Shadow
S5 E4·
Sep 28, 2016
Sep 28, 2016
S5 E3
HBM063: The Art of the Scam, by Malibu Ron
S5 E3·
Sep 14, 2016
Sep 14, 2016
S5 E2
HBM062: The Near Death of Sir Deja Doog
S5 E2·
Aug 31, 2016
Aug 31, 2016
S5 E1
HBM061: The Natural State of Hitchhiking
S5 E1·
Aug 17, 2016
Aug 17, 2016
S4 E20
HBM060: The Predators of McNeil Island
S4 E20·
Apr 20, 2016
Apr 20, 2016
Your Last Memory Of Being Free
Apr 13, 2016
Apr 13, 2016
S4 E19
HBM059: When Cthulhu Calls
S4 E19·
Mar 23, 2016
Mar 23, 2016
S4 E18
HBM058: Kelly Is Cold
S4 E18·
Mar 2, 2016
Mar 2, 2016
S4 E17
HBM057: Impostor in a Pink Pinstripe Suit
S4 E17·
Feb 17, 2016
Feb 17, 2016
S4 E16
HBM056: It Works Better in Movies
S4 E16·
Feb 3, 2016
Feb 3, 2016
S4 E15
HBM055: Ghost Tape Number Ten
S4 E15·
Jan 21, 2016
Jan 21, 2016
S4 E14
HBM054: Flaming Sword of Truth
S4 E14·
Jan 6, 2016
Jan 6, 2016
S4 E13
HBM053: Eleven Trips to Dreamworld
S4 E13·
Dec 23, 2015
Dec 23, 2015
S4 E12
HBM052: Call 601-2-SATAN-2
S4 E12·
Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015
S4 E11
HBM051: Sister Bethany, Proxy for the Dead
S4 E11·
Nov 25, 2015
Nov 25, 2015
S4 E10
HBM050: The Scientist is not the Angel of Death
S4 E10·
Nov 11, 2015
Nov 11, 2015
S4 E9
HBM049: Sam's Japan Tapes
S4 E9·
Oct 28, 2015
Oct 28, 2015
S4 E8
HBM048: Barrie's Mental Tempest
S4 E8·
Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015
S4 E7
HBM047: Peacocks Without Tails
S4 E7·
Sep 30, 2015
Sep 30, 2015
S4 E6
HBM046: Crooked Skirts
S4 E6·
Sep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015
S4 E5
HBM045: Deep Stealth Mode (How To Be A Girl)
S4 E5·
Sep 2, 2015
Sep 2, 2015
S4 E4
HBM044: Distant Warfare
S4 E4·
Aug 19, 2015
Aug 19, 2015
Lying in a Stranger's Grave
Aug 5, 2015
Aug 5, 2015
S4 E3
HBM043: Last Chance To Evacuate Earth
S4 E3·
Jul 22, 2015
Jul 22, 2015
S4 E2
HBM042: Deers
S4 E2·
Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015
S4 E1
HBM041: Crossing the River, Feeling Watched
S4 E1·
Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015
Fear of Silence
May 20, 2015
May 20, 2015
Forty Monster Bites
Dec 31, 2014
Dec 31, 2014
S3 E10
HBM040: The Reformation Bible Puritan Baptist Church
S3 E10·
Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014
S3 E9
HBM039: A Goddamn Missionary
S3 E9·
Oct 1, 2014
Oct 1, 2014
S3 E8
HBM038: Do Crows Mourn Their Dead?
S3 E8·
Sep 10, 2014
Sep 10, 2014
S3 E7
HBM037: Uncertain Death
S3 E7·
Jul 30, 2014
Jul 30, 2014
S3 E6
HBM036: Throw It In The Ocean
S3 E6·
Jul 10, 2014
Jul 10, 2014
S3 E5
HBM035: Spirits of the Past
S3 E5·
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014
S3 E4
HBM034: The Grandmother and The Vine Of The Dead
S3 E4·
Jun 4, 2014
Jun 4, 2014
S3 E3
HBM033: What One Does
S3 E3·
May 21, 2014
May 21, 2014
S3 E2
HBM032: Fugitives of the Blue Laguna
S3 E2·
May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014
S3 E1
The Roman Slug Death Orgy
S3 E1·
Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014
S2 E10
HBM030: Crickets, Cadavars, and Conventional Wisdom
S2 E10·
Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013
S2 E9
HBM029: Do Crickets Sing Hymns?
S2 E9·
Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013
S2 E8
HBM028: Jonathan's Cadaver Paintings
S2 E8·
Oct 31, 2013
Oct 31, 2013
S2 E7
HBM027: Balancing Act
S2 E7·
Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013
S2 E6
HBM026: John Comes Down The Birth Canal
S2 E6·
Oct 3, 2013
Oct 3, 2013
S2 E5
HBM025: The Sasquatch of Pumpkintown VS Motley Crue Jon Bon Jovi
S2 E5·
Sep 18, 2013
Sep 18, 2013
S2 E4
HBM024: The Friendliest Town In Texas
S2 E4·
Sep 5, 2013
Sep 5, 2013
S2 E3
The Near Destruction of Rey Jaguar (extended cut)
S2 E3·
Aug 21, 2013
Aug 21, 2013
S2 E2
The Holy Ghost Fixes David's Brain
S2 E2·
Aug 7, 2013
Aug 7, 2013
S2 E1
HBM021: Potential Energy
S2 E1·
Jul 24, 2013
Jul 24, 2013
HBM000: Hello There
Jan 1, 2012
Jan 1, 2012
2 mins