Shhh of course we knew that yellow cards don’t carry over to a penalty shootout! In Emi Martinez we trust.Marcus,... more

How about them plucky underdogs Real Madrid, eh? Marcus and Vish are on hand to react to a disastrous evening... more

Barcelona may have lost the tie last night, but have they won the war to become the Champions League’s next... more

What’s that noise? Is that the sound of Euro-trash floating from Lineker’s Bar? That’s right, Pete thinks it’s official: Jack... more

Marcus, Andy and Pete text an anonymous burner phone and get a fresh batch of listener questions delivered to the... more

Was last night Jürgen Klopp's final European game at Anfield? If so it didn't end well. Today, Marcus, Andy and... more

Also, Xavi was wearing Stone Island on the touchline, so we can only assume he and his XL bully were... more

How about that football, eh? Last night’s Champions League action was so good that Andy has decided he needs to... more

Did you know that if you’re a Tottenham player you can punch a Nottingham Forest player on a Sunday afternoon... more

Marcus, Luke and Jim are back in Correspondence Corner tackling some more of your cracking questions!We start with an interesting... more