The SS Watercress has seen better days. Its captain hasn’t been sober in a decade, mutant rats are plotting a coup, and... more
Season finale! After months of travel, The Watercress is almost home. However, the crew must contend with the heavy consequences of their... more
Due to an unexpected pit stop, the crew discover they have some time on their hands. The Cap’n naturally starts... more
The Cap’n devises a scheme to earn much-needed credits while the Computer threatens certain crew members. Zach claims a medical... more
Though relieved to be finally heading home, the crew must contend with the crippling monotony of the long journey. Thankfully,... more
Tensions rise as the Cap’n discovers he consumed all of the booze on the ship. To avoid dreaded sobriety, the... more
Lungz and Gutman adjust to prison life. Zach continues to explore his spiritual side, with mixed results. The Cap’n spends... more
Adrift in an unknown region of space, the crew attempts to spacetape the Watercress back together. The mutated rats make... more
The crew, along with Gutman, are in dire straits as enemy warships bear down. Amid the chaos, The Cap’n makes... more
Caught off guard by Gutman’s stern nature, the Cap’n attempts to crank up the charm. It does not go well.... more
For years, Cap’n Joshivia (Jerzy) S. Standard and his motley crew have cruised the space lanes in their rusty old... more