This is the story of how I found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster and my subsequent adventures through time as... more
Listen now on
Episodes
Now that I had a daddy, I wanted to show him all of my time traveling adventures, especially that threesome... more
Yes, it's true, the man who left me my time traveling watch was my dad [DUN DUN DUNNNN]. Now for... more
After future me got touched by Jesus in a totally appropriate way, he decided he was ready to move on... more
Yes, it's true, I had wild sex with a Native American who was most definitely not super old, and it... more
Finally, Alvie was brought to justice! Now, I know abandoning someone back in Ancient Pompeii before a volcano wipes out... more
It was time. Time for us to go back to the very first Thanksgiving and get my watch back from... more
OMG, my future self who was 10 years older came back and rescued me from a miserable life being trapped... more
Well, I was screwed. Not only was I stuck on the Titanic as it hit an iceberg, but I was... more
Yes it's true, I had a threesome in 1944 Los Angeles, and it was as amazing as it sounds. It... more
Now that I was an enlightened individual, I felt like I didn't need to do any more work on myself... more