We would like to humbly announce that we are ✨ready ✨ to accept that Golden Globe for Podcasting despite them... more

Ayyy no Nazi Pope! We’ll never put ketchup on a hot dog again! We’re on a new beat today called RELIGION... more

This week, Lindy is dying :/ Bye girl!!! But the show must go on! So this week we are releasing a... more

We have so many new delights to share with you. First off, we’re GORGEOUS?? Lindy washes her bangs and Meagan... more

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM! GET 👏US 👏OUTTA HERE 👏 Last week dire wolves, this week…Gayle King is in space? You... more

Hello faithful Text Me Backolytes and welcome new listeners (we’re sorry in advance to newbies! You could not have chosen... more

If you thought Lindy’s train adventure was an unhinged delight YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. This week it’s Meagan... more

This week, Lindy and Meagan submit a heartfelt notes app apology. We are so sorry to all the snakes and... more

Lindy is running on the fumes of borrowed youth, and Meagan is one (1) glass of wine deep. This is... more

Welcome to another classic episode of Text Me Back, where Lindy and Meagan, two self-appointed kings, tackle the most pressing... more

This week we continue a-milkin’ that New York cow! Um, excuse us? We are walking here. Meagan and Lindy make... more

Unearthed from their On Air Fest goodie bags, Lindy and Meagan discover little teensy influencer microphones! And if you know... more

Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down.That’s right–these two sleepy gals are... more

Deep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back.

Ass oil, Dongexploder, and The Puppies! If those words and phrases make sense to you, you’ve been perusing the Text... more

Lots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic... more

This week we welcome Rafil Kroll-Zaidi, our in-house private eye and bear oil enthusiast, who gives us some pretty hot... more

A real embarrassment of riches over here on the Text Me Back side of the internet. First, we pay tribute... more

We’re back again! And maybe this episode is slightly more normal than last week’s (complimentary)? We’re back on our Whatcha... more

It may be the dead of winter, but in our hearts the clammy buds of spring are bursting–and so are... more

No one’s going hungry this week with your beloved TMBTL of the Dog hosts on the case. That’s right, Lindy... more

BBW Updates! Corny Tyme! A nostalgic game! Lindy’s delirious brush with VH1 fame! This episode has it all!

Who’s ready to laugh? 🫠 Last week a Bad Thing happened. But never fear! This week of healing started off strong... more

Oh how sweet and innocent we were when we recorded this ep one whole week before Election Day! Oh to... more

Happy Halloween! This week, Lindy and Meagan accidentally pull off a spook-filled episode. An eerie hamlet full of demigods! Warty... more

This week, we’re LIVE from the Seattle Public Library! We have THREE special guests who we put to the test... more

This week, Lindy and Meagan come bearing two important pieces of news. First up, is a long-awaited update on Kevin’s... more

This week Lindy and Meagan are 42% less rude than last week! We decompress after last week’s call outs and... more

If Lindy and Meagan had a podcast back in June 2023, this episode would have been soooo timely. But they... more

This week, Meagan returns from her near-death appendix betrayal! And she comes bearing many a tale from those hallowed hospital... more

In this week’s episode, Meagan’s appendix decides to take this “I Can Fix Her” segment to a whole new level... more

This just in: Lindy and Meagan are normal people bringing you the normalest news! They are wearing their normal uniforms... more

Sound the alarms, notify the press, we’re in our CHOCOLATE MILK ERA. Think chocolate milk couldn’t possibly fill 20+ minutes of... more

Hello, my babies, hello my darlins! This episode has UPDATES. This episode has IMPROV (husbands edition). This episode has mention... more

Listen, we know you’ve been mulling over if you should invest in these two Better Business Women (BBWs) by supporting... more

This week is a grab bag special, which is a euphemism for “we forgot to plan anything for this episode,”... more

This week Lindy kicks us off with an unforgettable Dave Matthews tribute, but don’t let that stop you from staying... more

You know them from being blacklisted from the Bulgarian podcast charts. You know them from leading the boards in Estonia.... more

Lindy and Meagan predict a Kamala presidential campaign (2024), break bad news about Harambe (2016), and give you the scoop... more

This episode has everything: curdled milk, tiny hats, the Tour de France, Big Gretch. And that’s all before the break!... more

Lindy and Meagan officially claim the title of BBWs (Better Business Women) and been eating nothing but thick cheesy soups... more

It’s a week of chaotic tidings for Lindy and Meagan that includes a befuddled Barry, rogue Cochin chickens, and snakes... more

This week we are proud to report that we have a husband listener! Welcome, buddy! And what a time to... more

Lindy and Meagan somehow trick Lizz Winstead into appearing on their podcast, and they talked about abortion and pontoon boats.

Lindy and Meagan have epiphanies about dogs and their business. Then, they read a raucous letter sent to the Best... more

This week, Lindy becomes a flat earther for real, Meagan literally holds a press conference about Justice Samuel Alito's stinky... more

This week, something has gone wrong with Meagan's brain and it's NOT a worm! Later, Lindy and Meagan ponder how... more

Lindy fights a bear, Meagan reads a letter about a toilet emergency, and both consider voting for RFK's brain worm.

In this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan are comin' atcha LIVE from the Cascade PBS Ideas Festival with a very... more

In this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan once again trick themselves into maybe becoming Christians?? Because Divine Providence has once... more

Hi Besties! It's here, the crossover episode the streets have been CLAMORING FOR! Sure, it was the streets of Longview,... more

When the Best Friend Party Phone rings, Lindy and Meagan ANSWER. This week, we hear FROM YOU, our beloved Text... more

Hi Besties! On this week's episode, Lindy apologizes for immediately failing at being a YouTuber, and Meagan brings sad news... more

Hello? Are you seeing this? Is the podcast entering your earholes?? Then it must be true that your besties Lindy... more

All the women, who independent: throw your hands up at Lindy and Meagan because they are the Independent Women (Pt.... more

This week, Lindy and Meagan go LIVE in front of an audience at Town Hall Seattle! Meagan talks about the... more

For one shining moment you reached for the sky…and voted for the WINNER of Text Me Bracket, our deranged bracket... more

Text Me Back takes on...sports?! OK, hang on. We know your elegant pointer finger is hovering over the skip button... more

This week on Text Me Back, the greatest podcast in the history of media, Lindy and Meagan dive into their... more

This week, Lindy and Meagan can barely contain themselves because they're recording the show in the same room for the... more

This week on Text Me Back, particularly poignant hosts Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays get scammed by the airline industry... more

Text Me Back! hosts / everyone's soul mates Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays understand that Valentine's Day is a made-up... more

Did you know Lindy once wrote and performed a whole entire 80's sitcom-style theme song for this podcast? She did!... more

This week on Text Me Back!, condiment fanatic hosts Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, ketch-up for the first time in... more

This week on Text Me Back, generally optimistic hosts Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays allow themselves exactly 4 minutes of... more

This week on Text Me Back!, all-star championship hosts, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays debate a teeny tiny selection of... more

This week on Text Me Back!, ever-vigilant hosts Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays reveal they actually really dislike unsolved mysteries.... more

This week on Text Me Back!, part-time vegan hosts, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, discuss the new years resolutions that will... more

Happy cozy high holidays! This week, our beloved hosts Lindy and Meagan walk along the sunny shores of yesterday by... more

"We come to it at last, the great podcast of our time." - Gandalf, sort of Intrepid hosts Lindy and Meagan... more

Hello friends! We wanted to share this fun episode of the WBEZ podcast Nerdette with you all. If you're looking... more

This week on Text Me Back!, humbled besties, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, dig into the ethics of delicious and... more

This week on Text Me Back!, Lindy and Meagan, aka feral bog twins, aka two feminist podcast geniuses, wade through... more

This week on Text Me Back!, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays confront the top three bullies: their pets, Trump and... more

This week on Text Me Back!, woke-pilled hosts Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, denounce Th*nksgiving and the worst holiday meat.... more

This week on Text Me Back!, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays get deep and personal about living in the woods... more

ATTENZIONE PODCAST! In our very first episode of Text Me Back!, Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays tell the origin story... more

LAUNCH DAY IS ALMOST HEEEEERE! The first full episode of Text Me Back! comes out on November 9th. To tide... more

We're so excited to get Lindy and Meagan in your earholes that we wanted to share this little sneak preview... more

Text Me Back is a weekly conversation and comedy podcast about best friendship and making your favorite people laugh even... more