Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's... more

Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far... more

Please enjoy this hilarious trailer for a new comedy called "Sorry About The Murder," a very Canadian murder mystery fiction... more

Announcement time! Our Fiona Caruso voice actress is a book author named Lily Sparks and she has a cool as hell... more

Real Ryan gives it to you, the hardcore PattersHeads out there, straight up about what's up with the story and... more

Listen as Real Ryan draws a name from a hat and changes someone's life forever, in terms of free t-shirts... more

Real Ryan has an amazing encounter with his real dog, plus...we're giving away a FREE T-SHIRT!! Go to https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe and sign... more

In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on... more

You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba.... more

Dave’s theme song as heard in Chapter 4: The Law of the Sand by Patrick Clarke and Scottie Salmon