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Paper Cuts
Paper Cuts
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Have you SEEN the state of the papers today? PAPER CUTS has. In our twice weekly podcast, some of Britain’s sharpest commentators and funniest comedians... more

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Episodes

Starmer vs Musk over $100m to Farage – Michael Gove in public snog horror – How to swerve family rows at Christmas

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The Telegraph reports the latest on Elon Musk’s $100 million... more

19 Dec 2024 · 42 minutes
His Royal Spyness: Prince Andrew’s China syndrome – Is Strictly the last great TV moment? – Sex and raving with mum and dad? Eww!

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Prince Andrew is all over the front pages for his... more

16 Dec 2024 · 43 minutes
Starmer and Badenoch's sandwich standoff – Inside the Buckingham Palace Crimbo punch up – Winging it! The weird world of fairy erotica

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The Star can’t wrap its head around Badenoch’s anti-lunch rant,... more

13 Dec 2024 · 34 minutes
Bonus episode: The ultimate Chrimbo sandwich showdown – Plus: What not to drink at your Xmas party

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The Times rates all the chrimbo sarnies – so Jessica... more

11 Dec 2024 · 25 minutes
Syria’s tyrant toppled at last – Why nobody’s snitching on the Hot Hitman – Dating apps are OVER! Pray for Liza Jones and Vanessa Feltz

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Jubilation as Syrian rebels topple the tyrant Assad. What do... more

09 Dec 2024 · 38 minutes
The Mail loses it over Starmer’s relaunch – Hitman targets healthcare CEO – Have you been shamed by Spotify wrapped?

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Starmer is trying to get people excited with some new... more

06 Dec 2024 · 39 minutes
Why is The Guardian on strike? Plus – Trump’s Christmas tat and other interior design disasters

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Guardian staff walk out over the potential sale of The... more

04 Dec 2024 · 30 minutes
Biden pardons his son, Trump rages — The Paper Cuts Xmas party survival guide — “I gave up Hollywood to be a trad wife”

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Joe Biden sparks outrage by pardoning his troubled son Hunter... more

02 Dec 2024 · 35 minutes
What did Gregg Wallace do? Latest BBC scandal explained — The pettiest influencer battle so far — Would you go to a daytime rave?

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Gregg Wallace has stepped down from MasterChef amid a string... more

29 Nov 2024 · 36 minutes
‘Everything Is News’ crossover edition! – Get a vasectomy for Net Zero, Drake takes Kendrick beef to court, and could YOU survive Trump’s diet?

We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Miranda investigates The Daily Mail’s strange link between electric cars,... more

27 Nov 2024 · 37 minutes
Paper Cuts
Starmer vs Musk over $100m to Farage – Michael Gove in public snog horror – How to swerve family rows at Christmas
Paper Cuts