The Important QuestionsExplicit
by Dave Skiles
Four hosts and four questions each week. This over-the-top podcast seeks to argue that each crazy question is the world's most important one.
Podcast episodes
Episode 39 - A Boy 4 Foot Monitor Lizard Named Sue
This is the part where Dave writes the questions and stuff, but I'm phoning it in really fuckin' hard. There's questions about pet names, chores, and I think being in pain. Oh but the important part, the Patreon is shutting down and we're moving to episodes every other Tuesday going forward because life is busy and it's been tough going at the rate we've been going for a long time. We love you fans a ton, and we hope you understand. If not, we're still not gonna do anything about it.
Episode 38- Rico's "financial advice" pt 2
Can you guess that I couldn't come up with another title? Dave is off this week so Scott is at the helm doing his best. I apologize in advance for any missed noises, mic stand bumps, or nonstop orgasms that may occur. Don't worry, 'ol Davey-boy called his question in, so you still get a taste of all 4 of us. Open wide, here is what we got for ya: Intro: What is the best/worst occasion to take someone to Cracker Barrel? Rico asks: "What are some inventions that are sweet and cool and yea, that's what I wanna know" Dave's question: What's a weird way for an animal to poop?....something like that ( i forgot to write it down and don't want to listen back) Scott asks: "Do you think you could be handcuffed to a mime for a week if that meant you got the following week off". Smitty asks about updates for your hobbies and how they are progressing. Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153. Find us on our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit. Join our patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping the last Tuesdee of every month. www.patreion.com/theimportantquestions
Episode 37 - No Love for Grandpa Joe
This week, we're once again tackling current events. Nothing in this world is more timely than talking through Charlie Bucket's jerk ass grandparents. Here's what we got this week. Intro: Why do crinkle cut carrots suck so bad? What do you think about regularly that has no bearing on life? Midshow: Funny or Dumb - Garfield How do you make sports more enjoyable for people who hate sports? How would you go about living in the Bucket grandparents' bed for 20 years? Post Theme: Glinko Farts Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153. Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit. Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping the last Tuesday of every month. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
Episode 36 - A Large Episode the Size of a Small Episode (AKA Death & Dicks)
All 4 idiots are back to give you an episode that's as decent as being naked while wearing socks. And here's what we got this week. What are some of the dumbest concepts for horror movies? Why do you feel more naked when you're wearing only socks? Midshow: They Did the Math - Poop Length How do you think you'll die? How would penis enlargement have to be presented to not appear as a scam? Would you legitimately want penis enlargement if it met the right conditions? Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153. Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit. Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping the last Tuesday of every month. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions Hide
Episode 35 - Did You Remember to Wipe, Big Dog?
Smitty has Covid. Rico hasn't slept. Dave has half a turd in your asscheeks. And we're ready to bring you the best show you've ever heard this Tuesday. Rico calls in because he needed a nap. Here's what we got this week. Intro: Is Scott unable to please a woman? (From Glinko) Who has the weirdest nipples? Also what is the meaning of the pooniverse; the universe made of poo? Can you interpret Dave's poop dream? Funny or Dumb: Scott's Brother/Big Dog How does one become more interesting or smart? How long could you survive inside of a Wal-Mart? Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153. Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit. Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping the last Tuesday of every month. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions