The Important Questions

This is the part where Dave writes the questions and stuff, but I'm phoning it in really fuckin' hard. There's questions about pet names, chores, and I think being in pain. Oh but the important part, the Patreon is shutting down and we're moving to episodes every other Tuesday going forward because life is busy and it's been tough going at the rate we've been going for a long time.

Can you guess that I couldn't come up with another title? Dave is off this week so Scott is at the helm doing his best. I apologize in advance for any missed noises, mic stand bumps, or nonstop orgasms that may occur. Don't worry, 'ol Davey-boy called his question in, so you still get a taste of all 4 of us. Open wide, here is what we got for ya:Intro: What is the best/worst occasi

This week, we're once again tackling current events. Nothing in this world is more timely than talking through Charlie Bucket's jerk ass grandparents. Here's what we got this week.Intro: Why do crinkle cut carrots suck so bad?What do you think about regularly that has no bearing on life?Midshow: Funny or Dumb - GarfieldHow do you make sports more enjoyable for people who hate sport

All 4 idiots are back to give you an episode that's as decent as being naked while wearing socks. And here's what we got this week.What are some of the dumbest concepts for horror movies?Why do you feel more naked when you're wearing only socks?Midshow: They Did the Math - Poop LengthHow do you think you'll die?How would penis enlargement have to be presented to not appear as a sca

Smitty has Covid. Rico hasn't slept. Dave has half a turd in your asscheeks. And we're ready to bring you the best show you've ever heard this Tuesday. Rico calls in because he needed a nap. Here's what we got this week.Intro: Is Scott unable to please a woman? (From Glinko)Who has the weirdest nipples? Also what is the meaning of the pooniverse; the universe made of poo?Can you in

This week we all tossed in some questions we were very hesitant about. Pretty much every question is just a statement followed by "what's the deal with that". So i ask you, what's the deal with that? Did we give up already or have we been phoning it in since episode 16? Here's a look at this week's topics:Intro: What are you always losing?What's the deal with "I <3 my grand-dog"

This week we give you some amazing facts and talk about Shaq's penis size towards the tail end of the episode. All that to say - this is our peak. This is our bread and butter. This is stuff you would be ashamed to tell your family and friends that you listen to - which is why word of mouth has gotten us nowhere. Here's what we got this week:Intro: Would you engage in sensual sexua

Through the magic of our text/voicemail line and Twitter, some listeners have inspired us to ask and answer questions that are entirely your own. For today's very special episode, we take those questions and address them with our brilliant, huge brains.Orgasm, sneezing, q-tipping an ear, scratching an itch, and farting. Which two would be the best to occur at the same time?What are

How's that title for a title? Never thought I could cram so much into a title. But in spite of the title, the episode isn't just about Smitty dragging us into another dystopian scenario as he lashes himself later on in the episode for it. But rather we return to 2024 in perfect form with talk of farts, fluids, and eating delicious frogs with honey mustard. Here's what we got this w

Sorry for taking last week off. If it's any consolation, get used to it because we're on break after this week for the holidays. We're coming back 1/9/2024 - so try to survive best you can until then. Here's what we got this week.What got you made fun of the hardest in school?What are some small optimizations you make in life?Midshow: Rico's Letters to the Editor + Rant - National