It's 1992. The Doomsday Clock is the furthest it has ever been from midnight. It's the safest, most peaceful and contented time... more
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Sir Bernard Moore is in a mess. Ever since workmen arrived at Householme Hall - the grand and chronically-dilapidated 99-bedroom... more
Uncle Elliot has been working for two years on a script about the mysteries and wonder of the human mind.... more
Has Sir Bernard Moore made a mistake inviting his ‘old nemesis from the school yard’, Keiron Bunsey, onto the show?... more
Mrs Disco continues her interview and music review with ‘Clunkus’, as he talks about the bizarre events and people which... more
With Bernard away with his mother ‘. . . at the villa for the villa holiday’, local DJ Mrs Disco... more
Microphone? Check. Tape recorder? Check. Velcro trainers? Check. An unquenchable thirst to pursue, hunt down and snare the truth, whatever... more
An unexpected phone call from disgruntled radio boss, Larry Susan, throws Bernard and Uncle Elliot into panic mode. They have... more
Sir Bernard Moore is set to re-open the newly-refurbished Hobsick Community Social Event Club Ballroom Tearoom Theatre, with a ‘new... more
Q: What happens when the unemployable, misunderstood, drunk, gobby, zombified son of a shape-shifting 96-year-old billionairess receives a tape recorder... more