Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!
Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a decent goaltender! Twice a month, they'll chat top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game & round things out with some fun topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams.
Episodes
Stephanie and Muffy took a little trip to Ohio for NHL Stadium Series between the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Detroit Red Wings and recorded a pod so you can travel along with them.
Yooo Hooo...we're back in your ear holes for all things hockey from across the NHL, PWHL and beyond! We've also got a new lesson in hockey basics plus some fun things from the internet that we just had to chat about.
- PERIOD 1: PWHL Takeover Tour, Utah Hockey Club trademark denied, Marc-Andre Fleury-man for the ages, Four Nations Face-Off and Bettman retirement rumors.
- PERIOD 2: So what exactly is a Gordie Howe Hat Tri...
We're back to chat all things hockey! Stephanie and Muffy break down the standings before the holiday break and we dive into the history of the hat trick.
- PERIOD 1: Where things stand in the NHL before the holidays, Shesterkin’s record-breaking goalie deal, PWHL switches streaming platforms and more!
- PERIOD 2: How the hat trick come to be
- PERIOD 3: What exactly is the Holiday Hiatus?
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A lot has gone on since we last spoke, dear listeners, but fret not; Muffy and Stephanie are here to break it all down for you.
- PERIOD 1: Four Nations rosters, Trouba trade, Blackhawks fire their coach, Sarah Nurse nets a jailbreak and will Taylor Swift take on the PWHL Tornoto Sceptres
- PERIOD 2: What to do when you catch a puck
- PERIOD 3: PWHL teams are coming to EA Sports NHL25
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Muffy and Stephanie are back in your earholes, diving deep into how teams around the NHL are stacking up this season, where the next city to have women's hockey may be, how we really feel about sports betting, and more!
- PERIOD 1: How great are those Jets? Jim Montgomery is out, Ovi's getting close and getting hurt and the next PWHL takeover
- PERIOD 2: New PWHL rules
- PERIOD 3: Sports betting & fans sliding into players' V...
Muffy and Stephanie are back for season 3! Can you believe it? Get ready for another season of hockey news, learning the rules and just enjoying the most fantastic sport on ice.
- PERIOD 1: NHL predictions, Utah Hockey Club, New Captains and Jagr finally retires
- PERIOD 2: Let's learn about the Original Six
- PERIOD 3: Ranking the PWHL Names and Logos
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On the final episode of the season, Muffy and Stephanie tackle some of the biggest news out of free agency, chat about the rule changes for the 24-25 season and Muffy tests Stephanie on her hockey dog knowledge.
- PERIOD 1: Stamkos says bye bye bye to Tampa
- PERIOD 2: Rule changes and how they will impact next season
- PERIOD 3: How well would you do on this hockey dog pub quiz?
After a bit of a break Muffy and Stephanie are back! Catching you up on all things playoffs as we head into the off-season and a little bit of reality TV fantasy.
- PERIOD 1: Deep dive into the Stanley Cup playoffs and all things championships across leagues
- PERIOD 2: Utah? Really!?!?! Coyotes forever!
- PERIOD 3: We draft our fantasy NHL reality show cast
Things are getting crazy in both the NHL and PWHL as the playoffs near. Catch up with all the news and have a little fun with Stephanie and Muffy.
- PERIOD 1: NHL trade deadline, the Devils fire Lindy Ruff, Hockey Canada scandal update*, Big City Greens game and the PWHL standings
- PERIOD 2: 3-on-3 overtime
- PERIOD 3: Let's talk about the sponsor patches on jerseys
* When talks turns to the Hockey Canada scandal,...
Muffy and Stephanie dive into all the latest hockey news and hockey history for Women's History Month.
- PERIOD 1: Stadium Series recap, the Wild Card Race, college hockey at HBCUs and drama around top prospect Trevor Connelly
- PERIOD 2: PWHL Playoff & Draft Format
- PERIOD 3: Hockey History - Manon Rhéaume
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Hockey news, rules and a little bit of culture on the latest episode of Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!
- PERIOD 1: NHL All-Star Game, PWHL 3-on-3 showcase, the latest on the Hockey Canada scandal* and the NHL return to the Olympics.
- PERIOD 2: Fan etiquette or how not to be an a** at the game
- PERIOD 3: Learn about the first-ever NHL All-Star game
* This episode discusses sexual assault in the context of the Hockey Ca...
There is a lot going on in the hockey world, and Muffy and Stephanie are back again to break it all down!
- PERIOD 1: NHL Standing recap, trade speculation before the All Star Game and hockey on Amazon Prime
- PERIOD 2: The Trapezoid (rant alert!!)
- PERIOD 3: Some of our favorite hockey movies and TV shows
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Muffy and Stephanie are back to talk about all the latest hockey news, rules and just about anything we want related to the greatest sport on ice!
- PERIOD 1: A wild goal, Winter Classic, PWHL, the Bulin Wall and IIHF World Juniors
- PERIOD 2: Rules of the PWHL
- PERIOD 3: Quece Still Wants a Team
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Muffy and Stephanie are back for another episode where they chat hockey news, break down the rules, and drop a little bit of hockey knowledge for those just getting into the game or looking for a different perspective.
- PERIOD 1: Jonas Brothers at the Stadium Series, the Capitols building drama, what's going on in the standings and catch on the latest on the PWHL
- PERIOD 2: Breaking down interference calls
- PERIOD 3...
Just in time for the holidays, Muffy and Stephanie chat the latest in hockey news and everything you to know about the game!
- PERIOD 1: Global Series recap, PWHL launch, Mark Andre Fleury stands up for Native American heritage, Patrick Kane goes to the Wings and the latest on the Corey Perry drama.
- PERIOD 2: Muffy learns about the Swedish Hockey League
- PERIOD 3: Hockey stocking stuffers for the whole family
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We hope your Thanksgiving was amazing! Now it's time to talk hockey with your friends at Shut Your Five Hole.
- PERIOD 1: Laila Edwards makes history, the San Jose Sharks finally win, some less than great news and Jagr's number gets retired
- PERIOD 2: What are all those little abbreviations on that stat sheet?
- PERIOD 3: Canucks Diwali tradition and Wayne weighs in
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Muffy and Stephanie chat about hockey news from around the league, what exactly each player does on the ice and go back in time for Native American Heritage Month.
- PERIOD 1: Frozen Frenzy, What is Going on With the San Jose Sharks, Pride Tape, Adam Johnson and PWHL speculation
- PERIOD 2: Position Basics
- PERIOD 3: The amazing career of John “Taffy” Abel
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Muffy and Stephanie are back to chat about news, rules and a little bit of anything goes!
PERIOD ONE: Home openers, injuries and hockey culture
PERIOD TWO: So why is it a big deal that Connor Bedard didn't wear a helmet to warm up?
PERIOD THREE: Some of the strangest records in the NHL
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Muffy and Stephanie are back for Season 2! Just in time for the NHL season opening, we are bringing you hot takes, some knowhow and a little bit of whatever we want.
- PERIOD 1: Is this the PWHL the women's hockey league we've been waiting for? Predictions for the 23-24 NHL seasons
- PERIOD 2: Muffy tests Stephanie on hockey lingo
- PERIOD 3: Crazy stories from NHL history
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Muffy and Stephanie chat about all the post-season movement and which teams are doing social right.
- PERIOD 1: NHL Draft Class of 2023 and big free agency moves
- PERIOD 2: So what exactly is free agency and how does it impact my team?
- PERIOD 3: New season announcements on Reels and TikTok
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