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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Jessi Cruickshank

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week,... more

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Episodes

The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)

For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman... more

10 Apr 2025 · 59 minutes
Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)

Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her... more

03 Apr 2025 · 47 minutes
Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)

Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY... more

27 Mar 2025 · 49 minutes
Bad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)

Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic... more

20 Mar 2025 · 48 minutes
Divorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan)

Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan... more

13 Mar 2025 · 58 minutes
With Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)

Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner... more

06 Mar 2025 · 42 minutes
Slutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus)

There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi... more

27 Feb 2025 · 45 minutes
Reheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)

It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi... more

20 Feb 2025 · 56 minutes
Apple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)

Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the... more

13 Feb 2025 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
All The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull)

The Grammy’s featured boobs, upper thigh, lower pelvis, full frontal nudity and music… a little music- Jessi breaks down the... more

06 Feb 2025 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
A Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)

Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s... more

30 Jan 2025 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Air-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)

Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her... more

23 Jan 2025 · 58 minutes
Stream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker)

IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of... more

16 Jan 2025 · 59 minutes
It Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)

Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels... more

09 Jan 2025 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
A Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa

After MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM.... more

12 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
Holding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden

Good Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was... more

05 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 30 minutes
Make the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken

Deck the Halls with Clay Aiken’s Balls on this VERY FESTIVE episode! We are kicking off the holiday season with... more

28 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
Netflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering... more

21 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
How The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse)

It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and... more

14 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
Nauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE)

We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journalist... more

07 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON)

It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate... more

31 Oct 2024 · 55 minutes
Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)

This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but... more

24 Oct 2024 · 1 hour,
Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)

The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is... more

17 Oct 2024 · 59 minutes
Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)

Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She... more

10 Oct 2024 · 59 minutes
Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting... more

03 Oct 2024 · 1 hour,
NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about... more

26 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 22 minutes
The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break... more

19 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and... more

12 Sep 2024 · 55 minutes
Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST... more

05 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts... more

29 Aug 2024 · 59 minutes
A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen

In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official... more

22 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
A Series of Side Quests

The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them!  Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans!... more

15 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!

Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her... more

08 Aug 2024 · 44 minutes
Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!

Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports... more

01 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Your Voicemail IS Brat

In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to... more

25 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar

It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger... more

18 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 14 minutes
Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons

Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS... more

11 Jul 2024 · 50 minutes
Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag

It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called... more

04 Jul 2024 · 46 minutes
Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb... more

27 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 13 minutes
“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia Camara

Justin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way... more

20 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 22 minutes
Hot Rat Boy Summer

Now That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman!... more

13 Jun 2024 · 59 minutes
F*** Me Up Florida

Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to... more

06 Jun 2024 · 49 minutes
Laughing, Crying & Drizzling w/ Ilana Glazer

Today is THE DAY! Jessi’s debut Stand Up Special “Minivan Money” is streaming NOW at VEEPS.COM/jessicruickshank ! To celebrate, she’s... more

30 May 2024 · 53 minutes
Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia

Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up... more

23 May 2024 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef

Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people... more

16 May 2024 · 55 minutes
Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom

Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation,... more

09 May 2024 · 1 hour, 17 minutes
Smells Like Satsuma

Jessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking... more

02 May 2024 · 54 minutes
The Tortured Billionaires Department w/ KNIX founder Joanna Griffiths

Swifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for... more

25 Apr 2024 · 1 hour, 33 minutes
Airhorny in Cabo

wow. wow. WOW.  Jessi has emerged from a foam party in Cabo to tell you EVERYTHING about her girls trip;... more

18 Apr 2024 · 1 hour,
Total Eclipse of the Eggplant

It’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially... more

11 Apr 2024 · 55 minutes
COWBOY CRUICKSHANK

This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen... more

04 Apr 2024 · 58 minutes
Airplane Rides and Plain White Guys

Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then,... more

28 Mar 2024 · 54 minutes
Jessi Cruickshank featuring *NSYNC

It’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being... more

21 Mar 2024 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Forgive Me or Forget Me w/ Heidi Montag

It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to... more

14 Mar 2024 · 1 hour, 27 minutes
Naked in Saskatchewan with Debra DiGiovanni

Hot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this... more

07 Mar 2024 · 58 minutes
The People Vs Franklin the Turtle with a Paparazzi

BENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love... more

29 Feb 2024 · 59 minutes
Canadian Girl Doll with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke

This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story”... more

22 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
BIG OAF ENERGY with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME... more

15 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Chaos Queens with Alyssa Mastromonaco

It’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the... more

08 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
Dad Pop with Scheana Shay

Ready or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is... more

01 Feb 2024 · 53 minutes
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Eye with Whitney Port

IT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and... more

25 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
Just Duvet It with NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick

Jessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she... more

18 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
The Golden Divorce with The Birds Papaya

It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum.... more

11 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
New Year, Same Elder Millennial Me with Dan Levy

It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a... more

04 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 33 minutes
ICYMI: I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes

In one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations... more

28 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
ICYMI: A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers

Get Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade... more

21 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
It’s Been A Year with… YOU!

It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on... more

14 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
December Dong with Jillian Harris

Brace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished... more

07 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 31 minutes
Old Tweets and Separate Sheets with Martyn Lawrence Bullard

Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING... more

30 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 18 minutes
Throwback: Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman

We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why... more

23 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 16 minutes
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It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a BANGER. Jessi... more