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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Jessi Cruickshank

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week,... more

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Episodes

Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting... more

03 Oct 2024 · 1 hour,
NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about... more

26 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 22 minutes
The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break... more

19 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and... more

12 Sep 2024 · 55 minutes
Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST... more

05 Sep 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts... more

29 Aug 2024 · 59 minutes
A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen

In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official... more

22 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
A Series of Side Quests

The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them!  Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans!... more

15 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!

Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her... more

08 Aug 2024 · 44 minutes
Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!

Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports... more

01 Aug 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Your Voicemail IS Brat

In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to... more

25 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar

It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger... more

18 Jul 2024 · 1 hour, 14 minutes
Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons

Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS... more

11 Jul 2024 · 50 minutes
Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag

It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called... more

04 Jul 2024 · 46 minutes
Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb... more

27 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 13 minutes
“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia Camara

Justin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way... more

20 Jun 2024 · 1 hour, 22 minutes
Hot Rat Boy Summer

Now That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman!... more

13 Jun 2024 · 59 minutes
F*** Me Up Florida

Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to... more

06 Jun 2024 · 49 minutes
Laughing, Crying & Drizzling w/ Ilana Glazer

Today is THE DAY! Jessi’s debut Stand Up Special “Minivan Money” is streaming NOW at VEEPS.COM/jessicruickshank ! To celebrate, she’s... more

30 May 2024 · 53 minutes
Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia

Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up... more

23 May 2024 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef

Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people... more

16 May 2024 · 55 minutes
Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom

Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation,... more

09 May 2024 · 1 hour, 17 minutes
Smells Like Satsuma

Jessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking... more

02 May 2024 · 54 minutes
The Tortured Billionaires Department w/ KNIX founder Joanna Griffiths

Swifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for... more

25 Apr 2024 · 1 hour, 33 minutes
Airhorny in Cabo

wow. wow. WOW.  Jessi has emerged from a foam party in Cabo to tell you EVERYTHING about her girls trip;... more

18 Apr 2024 · 1 hour,
Total Eclipse of the Eggplant

It’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially... more

11 Apr 2024 · 55 minutes
COWBOY CRUICKSHANK

This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen... more

04 Apr 2024 · 58 minutes
Airplane Rides and Plain White Guys

Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then,... more

28 Mar 2024 · 54 minutes
Jessi Cruickshank featuring *NSYNC

It’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being... more

21 Mar 2024 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Forgive Me or Forget Me w/ Heidi Montag

It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to... more

14 Mar 2024 · 1 hour, 27 minutes
Naked in Saskatchewan with Debra DiGiovanni

Hot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this... more

07 Mar 2024 · 58 minutes
The People Vs Franklin the Turtle with a Paparazzi

BENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love... more

29 Feb 2024 · 59 minutes
Canadian Girl Doll with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke

This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story”... more

22 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
BIG OAF ENERGY with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME... more

15 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Chaos Queens with Alyssa Mastromonaco

It’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the... more

08 Feb 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
Dad Pop with Scheana Shay

Ready or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is... more

01 Feb 2024 · 53 minutes
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Eye with Whitney Port

IT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and... more

25 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
Just Duvet It with NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick

Jessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she... more

18 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 12 minutes
The Golden Divorce with The Birds Papaya

It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum.... more

11 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 1 minute
New Year, Same Elder Millennial Me with Dan Levy

It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a... more

04 Jan 2024 · 1 hour, 33 minutes
ICYMI: I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes

In one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations... more

28 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
ICYMI: A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers

Get Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade... more

21 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
It’s Been A Year with… YOU!

It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on... more

14 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
December Dong with Jillian Harris

Brace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished... more

07 Dec 2023 · 1 hour, 31 minutes
Old Tweets and Separate Sheets with Martyn Lawrence Bullard

Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING... more

30 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 18 minutes
Throwback: Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman

We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why... more

23 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 16 minutes
A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers

Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his... more

16 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 9 minutes
NONE OF YOUR BAD A$$ BUSINESS with Selling Sunset’s Mary Bonnet

Jessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that... more

09 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Hard Nipples & Hard Seltzer with Bachelor Villain Courtney Robertson

Jessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED!... more

02 Nov 2023 · 1 hour, 14 minutes
If U Seek A Book with Britney Expert Jordan Miller

Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He... more

26 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes-Beech

Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about... more

19 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 19 minutes
Trumpster Fire with Alyssa Mastromonaco

Barack Obama’s Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco TAKES JESSI’S CALL and officially becomes our most IMPRESSIVE... more

12 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 20 minutes
Do I Have To Like Football Now? With RHONY’s Jessel Taank

This episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never... more

05 Oct 2023 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
ANON PLS w. Guest Co-Host Deux Moi

I hope you’re listening to this episode on a burner phone because DEUX MOI is Jessi’s guest co-host and she... more

28 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
Call Me Maybe... A Voicemail BONANZA!

This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the... more

21 Sep 2023 · 54 minutes
Just Give Me Some Smirnoff with Fefe Dobson

Fefe Dobson is back with new music! But first, Jessi forces her to revisit her old music in a hilarious... more

14 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
When You Wish Upon A Child Star with Alyson Stoner

Why do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp... more

07 Sep 2023 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
IT’S TIME TO PLAY… with Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Cat & Nat, Whitney Port and MORE!

We hope you’re hungry because Jessi has put together an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET of her favorite games with some of her... more

31 Aug 2023 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Everyone’s F*ing The Nanny with Celebrity Divorce Lawyer James Sexton

‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi... more

24 Aug 2023 · 1 hour, 18 minutes
A casual STAKEOUT with PAPARAZZI Cesar Pena

Celebrity secrets are EXPOSED as Jessi goes on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley... more

17 Aug 2023 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman

To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY for this HOT NEW... more

10 Aug 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
F**K It, Let’s Do It LIVE from Just For Laughs with Debra DiGiovanni

We are LIVE and ANYTHING CAN (and does) HAPPEN at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal! Jessi lets the... more

03 Aug 2023 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Let MATTEL You Something About Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi

Jessi is a Barbie girl, indoctrinated into the Barbie world.  She’s giving her official review of the Barbie Movie and... more

27 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS with Amanda Walsh

Writers are on strike, Actors are on strike… Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS so Jessi is phoning Hollywood Actor/Former Much... more

20 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 21 minutes
MEN ARE PIGS! with Bob The Drag Queen

It’s an unintentional ‘Men Are Pigs’-themed episode featuring Keke Palmer’s (insecure) Baby Daddy, Jonah Hill (and the time Jessi went... more

13 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
Throwback: The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin

This episode is such a 🔥VIBE, we’re playing it again! The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and... more

06 Jul 2023 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Crack Is Wack with Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

It’s another EXCLUSIVE! Nicole Young comes to Jessi to tell HER SIDE OF THE STORY during an ongoing, very public,... more

29 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 22 minutes
They Can Cry In A Ferrari with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke

Only Fans creator Elle Woods BROKE THE INTERNET when she took down Piers Morgan on live television, and she hasn’t... more

22 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?!  That’s exactly... more

15 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Drag Queen Story Time with Priyanka

Drag QUEEN/ Bad B*tch Priyanka used to be Jessi’s intern at MTV. Now she is a global pop superstar, the... more

08 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 18 minutes
Bad A$$ Business B*TCHES with Selling Sunset’s Amanza Smith

WE DID IT. Selling Sunset cast member Amanza Smith is TELLING (SUNSET) ALL to Jessi. Why do the brokers dress... more

01 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 10 minutes
Sex (tapes) and The City with Whitney Port

Our favorite “truthteller” Whitney Port is BACK for Part 2 of our epic reunion - this time, she’s telling ALL... more

25 May 2023 · 1 hour, 5 minutes
Feel the Rain On Your Bong with Whitney Port

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, for the first time in 13 years, Whitney Port is reuniting with Jessi to TELL ALL about... more

18 May 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
“The Original Homewrecker” with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay

Jessi had never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules… until NOW. She dives DEEP into the Vanderpump Cinematic Universe with... more

11 May 2023 · 59 minutes
Love Your Body-ody-ody with The Birds Papaya

Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya LOVES her stretch marks and this episode will inspire you to LOVE YOURS... more

04 May 2023 · 1 hour, 14 minutes
MAN THINGS with Arkells’ Max Kerman

Max Kerman is one of the biggest rock stars on earth, but somehow he made time to take Jessi’s call!... more

27 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 8 minutes
I’m A Slave 4 Nickelback with a Britney Superfan

Jessi phones the man who single handedly FREED BRITNEY to TELL ALL about Britney Spears’ new TELL ALL BOOK! Jordan... more

20 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Brazilian Butt Dialing a Plastic Surgeon

Maybe She’s Born With It… Maybe it’s Buccal Fat Removal! This week Jessi phones Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Daniel... more

13 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 13 minutes
The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin

The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s)... more

06 Apr 2023 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Bras on Ice with Elvis Stojko

Jessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants,... more

30 Mar 2023 · 1 hour, 7 minutes
Bone Broth and Boners with Cat & Nat

It’s our most NYFK (Not Safe For Kids) episode YET! Jessi phones iconic duo Cat & Nat to find out... more

23 Mar 2023 · 58 minutes
What You DIDN’T See At The Oscars with Louis Virtel

Jessi was not invited to the Academy Awards (RUDE) but writer/comedian/Oscars savant Louis Virtel WAS, so she’s calling him to... more

16 Mar 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on CHRIS KIRKPATRICK

Jessi’s teenage dreams come true with the FOUNDING FATHER OF *NSYNC Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! And she ASKS HIM EVERYTHING she’s been... more

09 Mar 2023 · 1 hour, 16 minutes
Living The Tweenage Dream with A TWEEN

This week Jessi PHONES A TWEEN to help her understand why Selena Gomez is feuding with Hailey Bieber. Our tween... more

02 Mar 2023 · 48 minutes
A Wiggle Down Under with THE HOT WIGGLE

CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS! There is a HOT WIGGLE (yes, one of the members of Australian Children’s Group ‘The Wiggles’ is... more

23 Feb 2023 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Give ‘Em Schitt with Dan Levy

Dan Levy is BACK and this week he tells Jessi why he hates her kids (ok, not HER kids, just…... more

16 Feb 2023 · 1 hour,
“HARD TRUTHS” with Dan Levy

For the first time in over 10 years, DAN LEVY and JESSI CRUICKSHANK REUNITE! (NAME A MORE ICONIC CANADIAN DUO,... more

09 Feb 2023 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
Phone A Friend TRAILER

Why is Jessi in her underpants? This trailer will not explain that, but it will explain the show! Listen and Subscribe... more

17 Jan 2023 ·
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Dan Levy is BACK and this week he tells Jessi why he hates her kids (ok, not HER kids, just… ALL KIDS).... more