Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki,... more
This podcast, which routinely features LB HUNKTEARS, also has John Warren and Niki Grayson, who this week discuss the following... more
With Niki back on assignment, literal superhero Michael Higham fights and defeats a power outage and storm in order to... more
Niki is back and not a moment too soon, as LB and John have prepared what may be our wettest... more
With Niki out on assignment, Michael Higham joins John and LB for our most cum-tastic episode since *checks notes* the... more
Will Halloween in the rearview and Election Day upon us, Niki, LB and John try to iron out the few... more
Niki, LB and John skillfully walk through a docket of challenging and pertinent issues facing today's Sleepy Americans, such as... more
With LB once again helping the stranded astronauts aboard the International Space Station, local hero merritt k steps in to... more
John, Niki and LB ask some important questions about blood and the people who take it from us, before moving... more
Niki, LB and John put down their PSLs long enough to recording a brand-new episode of your favorite podcast, discussing... more
Hey folks it's Jordan, the producer! Normally I sit in on these recordings so I can give y'all a synopsis... more
Damn girl, 100 episodes? Believe it. To celebrate, Niki, John and LB look to the future of our program by... more
John, LB and Niki prepare for their upcoming 100th episode by first questioning the validity of their 99th episode, then... more
LB returns from space and is appalled by what they discover: John and Niki, exactly the same as ever. Unfortunately... more
With LB still trapped in space, Niki and John are joined by #1 Drivey Superfan Michael Higham for a fun-filled... more
John went up to rescue LB from the International Space Station and got himself also stuck in the process, so... more
Hey folks! In case you missed it, new episodes now happen on Monday! Happy Monday! Also LB is trapped in... more
John, LB and Niki press onward despite a number of seemingly insurmountable challenges, including the return of Scam Text Theater... more
Hi this is Jordan!! I wasn't around for the recording of this one and all LB said is "warnings for... more
Niki, LB and John discuss the need for change in America's relationship with its own milquetoast national anthem, in addition... more
John, Niki and LB go the extra mile this week by proving evolution, showcasing their incredible psychic powers, taking the... more
Remember, remember the 5th of Julember ...(In this episode LB, Niki and John [all best friends] discuss where "it" goes... more
LB, Niki and John crest the final apex of Gimmick Month, playing a brand-new game of Niki's design, pushing friendships... more
Gimmick Month continues with The Second Annual White Off, where we see which of our four contestants is the whitest.... more
Gimmick month continues with our first-annual Master Chief Beach Week, the replacement holiday full of sand, sun and fun! Or... more
John, Niki and LB are all in the same place! Wowie zowie! That means an in-person recording, which also means... more
John, Niki and LB ascend the Gender Tower for an episode that's going to be just as much of a... more
Teetering on the edge of oblivion, four friends (three regular and one frog) embark on a sacred journey of personal... more
It's John. It's Niki. It's LB. It's all three of them, and they're here, being as smart and drunk as... more
In what is perhaps our most cracked episode to date, LB, Niki and John struggle to overcome a well of... more
With LB on a Hero's Journey through the bowels of Hell, John and Niki once again conscript Producer Jordan into... more
LB, Niki and John, having achieved unparalleled success as super-famous TikTok influencers, return to their humble podcasting roots for another... more
With John trapped in the 1990s, producer Jordan joins Niki and LB for the typical weekly slate of activities, which... more
With Jordan back on the sticks, LB, John and Niki return to their regular work of discussing the most pressing... more
With Jordo away at a sensual conference for banjo frogs, the gang are actually pretty well-behaved. We talk about water... more
With Niki trapped in the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center, emergency reserve friend merritt k joins... more
LB, Niki and John open their ongoing notes document and attack this week's agenda, which includes John's new screenplay idea,... more
John, LB and Niki take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing over what it was like to live in the... more
The crying sky of Los Angeles, which cannot be consoled, will not prevent LB, Niki and John from discussing the... more
Niki and LB help an extremely sleepy John overcome his post-flight fatigue by discussing the mysterious woman he saw at... more
LB, Niki and John solve the mystery of "what's True Detective," while also tackling a number of simultaneous ongoing cases,... more
LB, John and Niki carve time from their busy schedules to tackle a handful of new issues facing America's Sleepiest... more
John, LB and Niki continue their attempts at navigating an ongoing legal crisis involving Darth Maul and 30-65 missing children,... more
Niki, John and LB, who are no longer saying the name of the show for legal reasons, discuss the latest... more
With Jordan back at the helm, LB, John and Niki discuss the density of psychics in southern California, an interesting... more
John, Niki and LB record without their producer, Jordan, who is sick this week. He's also the one who usually... more
To help with the enormous legal fees we expect this year, LB, John and Niki present three new multi-level marketing... more
John, Niki and LB return from their long winter's nap, rejuvenated and ready to tackle the ongoing missing persons case... more
In what might be considered a Reverse Christmas Miracle, LB, Niki and John and have lost all 30-65 children that... more
Last year's Patreon-only Holiday special is now available to all! It's an eyes-closed miracle!! John, Niki and LB organize the... more
LB, John and Niki celebrate the long-awaited death of one of history's greatest monsters before moving on to a series... more
John, LB and Niki set aside their shared turkey sandwich long enough to digest a whole new buffet of controversial... more
With LB gone to perform important research aboard a haunted submersible, honorary fourth chair merritt k rejoins John and Niki... more
LB, Niki and John hit the paint and field a volley of incoming three-pointer discussion topics [Editor's note: idk basketball... more
John, LB and Niki square off in the quartered octagon or w/e for a no holds barred showdown with colossal... more
Niki, John and LB leave the Digital World long enough to dissect a new slate of issues facings today's DigiDestined,... more
LB, Niki and John return to discuss a great number of the "many cool ideas out there," including lemonade mouth,... more
While attempting to buy steroids, John, Niki and LB uncover a new kind of crime enabled by Jeff's Big Store.... more
LB, Niki and John head back to debate club to relitigate an important argument regarding the Property Brothers and their... more
Despite ongoing technical and psychological issues, Niki, LB and John push through the podcasting morass to deliver what is undoubtedly... more
LB, John and Niki celebrate one whole year of the show by completely ignoring the milestone, instead focusing on getting... more
John presents Niki and LB with his new plan for monetizing the podcast before topics diverge to other tangential matters,... more
50 episodes, baby!! To celebrate our big milestone Niki, John and LB do exactly the same thing as always and... more
Niki, LB and John reconvene for more of what you have unfortunately come to expect, including discussions on the most... more
Niki returns from The Land Down Under with a boatload of jpegs and an Oceanic tale for each, regaling LB... more
merritt (normal), John (phoning in) and LB (normal) update us all on "the Neuticles situation," in addition to a wide... more
John, merritt and LB waste no time getting to the gooey nougat center of this week's episode, kicking things off... more
On this week's episode LB, merritt and John spend way more time talking about dog testicles than anyone would like,... more
It's time once again for IYDCYE's Annual Yaoi Quiz, where local Yaoi PhD LB Hunktears pits returning champion John Warren... more
Longtime friend of the show merritt k joins LB, Niki and John to investigate a number of controversial topics affecting... more
LB, Niki and John celebrate Bastille Day by discussing Jackie Chan's White Grandpa (American), the life and times of Napoleon,... more
LB, Niki and John celebrate Bastille Day by discussing Jackie Chan's White Grandpa (American), the life and times of Napoleon, the most... more