Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki,... more
LB, Niki and John crest the final apex of Gimmick Month, playing a brand-new game of Niki's design, pushing friendships... more
Gimmick Month continues with The Second Annual White Off, where we see which of our four contestants is the whitest.... more
Gimmick month continues with our first-annual Master Chief Beach Week, the replacement holiday full of sand, sun and fun! Or... more
John, Niki and LB are all in the same place! Wowie zowie! That means an in-person recording, which also means... more
John, Niki and LB ascend the Gender Tower for an episode that's going to be just as much of a... more
Teetering on the edge of oblivion, four friends (three regular and one frog) embark on a sacred journey of personal... more
It's John. It's Niki. It's LB. It's all three of them, and they're here, being as smart and drunk as... more
In what is perhaps our most cracked episode to date, LB, Niki and John struggle to overcome a well of... more
With LB on a Hero's Journey through the bowels of Hell, John and Niki once again conscript Producer Jordan into... more
LB, Niki and John, having achieved unparalleled success as super-famous TikTok influencers, return to their humble podcasting roots for another... more