Recorded on 4/25/23.   “Yo, people really listen to this podcast.” - Dulcé Sloan   “This is the first time anybody’s been accused of... more

On this special compilation episode of Hold Up, we’re featuring Josh and Dulcé’s most contentious debates from this season. Tune... more

"Waffle House knows their lane. They have figured out what they are doing. Diners have chapter books for menus. You... more

“Sarcasm cannot be conveyed over a text. The number of times I've gotten into it with somebody, because I was... more

“We all need to drink more water, but sometimes you just want to have a little adventure, so sometimes you... more

“Open your ears and listen to me. Get that oatmeal in, okay? Get your calcium. Okay? Get your iron in.”... more

“I think for me, the boneless wing, I've never had it where it was underdone. I like that they're just... more

“When there’s lightning, I can swim in my pool. When it's a rainy day, I can swim in my pool.... more

“Because Gatorade has been tried and true and tested on real professional college athletes, you know that it has all... more

“As someone who is a nacho connoisseur, the thing I love about nachos is the variety. The topping combinations are... more

"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock... more

“So this is the thing about the chicken sandwich. You can have it fried, you can have it grilled, you... more

“There are so many types of love. So why do we only want to talk about the type of love... more

“My opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more... more

 “If I'm on the internet, I'm not going to see these little impulse buys. I'm not going to see this... more

“With a loud neighbor, their lifestyle is invading my home. I've lived in places where it felt like the roof... more

“You can actually have an experience with a person in a day date, that I think in dinner dates you’re... more

“There's way more work that goes into the onion ring, but anything that's classy and of value is going to... more

“What I'm saying is this, lasagna is also versatile, because you can make it vegetarian, you can make it vegan,... more

“Because I'm a beach person, right? Because my family's from Miami, I was born there, we used to live there.... more

“As someone who believes in whimsy, as someone who loves wonder, as someone who believes that a childhood has some... more

“Hotels edge out because sometimes hotels got a pool, hotels got a gym, hotels have a bar. A hotel can... more

“Target ends up being better because Walmart is too busy being chaotic. You know what you didn't see when you... more

Josh and Dulcé are off today spending time with their families, but check out last week’s episode rehashing sweet potato... more

“First of all, I'm a good person. Okay? So you know for fact that I pick sweet potato. Because ain't... more

"A cabin has the tranquility of nature.” - Josh Johnson   “What about bears? There are way more animals that can attack... more

Daily Show contributor Jordan Klepper knows the typical rally mottos. In his new podcast, "Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy", Jordan... more

“So I’m a summertime gal because your best family get-togethers, out here in the summertime, right? Also, my birthday is... more

“I don't know what demon came out with the peep.” - Dulcé Sloan   “Candy corn is out here being the worst…... more

“A good DJ, okay? They're going to be paying attention to the flow of the party. They're going to be... more

“When you wake up at those early hours.. that's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there. Where you just have... more

“Irons got those settings on them. They got nylon, they got silk, they got cotton, they got polyester. All right?... more

“I like the flakiness. I like the butteriness. I like the versatility of a croissant.” -Dulcé Sloan   “Croissants…too flimsy…they don't have... more

"Because I’ve never really been a pasta person, lasagna’s really the only thing I’ve liked because it’s very difficult to... more

Last week, Josh and Dulcé promised an episode on bananas vs. plantains and they delivered. Dulcé defends her love for... more

It’s their most contentious debate yet and it’ll get you more fired up than when Josh tried to say ketchup... more

What’s the best form of entertainment: movies or TV series? Do you prefer at-home streaming services or going to a... more

When it comes to airline seats, which do you prefer? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh... more

What’s the best breakfast food: waffles or pancakes? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson go... more

Would you want a blinged out smile like Lil Wayne, or a chain as flashy as Flavor Flav’s? Daily Show... more

What is the best comfort food: chicken soup or tomato soup? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer... more

What’s a better way to stay in shape: exercise bikes or actual bikes? A sunny day and a scenic route... more

Where would you rather go to eat: a diner or a Waffle House? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily... more

Which is worse: nosy neighbors, or annoyingly loud neighbors? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson... more

Hosts Dulcé Sloan and Josh Johnson go head-to-head about the best way to spend your time off: a vacation or... more

What’s the best way to lather up: body wash vs. bar soap. Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show... more

In the premiere episode of their new podcast, Hold Up, Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh... more

The Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson are best friends who disagree on almost everything. Every week,... more