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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again, and he instructed Harriet and Mart...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What have you learned from lockdown?
• Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs?
• Which public services would they take a chainsaw to?

...and more!

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin welcome General Dick Terrific, of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison, back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fund the police.

Thank you to Anthony Robinson for upgr...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity when he should be going jousting.

If...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him.

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific, for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War and The War On Christmas; and of course, ...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Sir Keir Starmer, about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak expressed regret about "Stop the Boats", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Sp...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Will Lewis, the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE, chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announced a $5m (£3.9m) "golden passport", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy ...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week, where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson, who talks us through her article, "JD Vance’s courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We also welcome DOGE's Ethan Chablowski back to the show, to explain how his take...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans and Hugh Massingham-Twunt, who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about why the British economy is a grower, not a show...

For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Ethan Chablowski, one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he was wrong to do the right thing and what sort of animal Keir Starmer would...

For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also catch up with AI Producer Martin, who was had quite a week since he was created to co-host last week's show, including having his job stolen by a cheaper, Chinese AI. And Eshaan Akbar has had a look at the ONS's projection for the population and Britain, and come up with a Hot & Spicy T...

Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions.

Since the start of 2024 this has been exclusively for Patreons, who get one per month, but we're releasing the one we made in December 2024 from the paywall to the main feed so you can hear what you'd be getting. This episode saw them answer questions like

• If the NonCensored team were...

For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, they speak to the new and former President of America, Donald J. Trump, about his plans to go to Mars and why we need more magenta. They also speak to Britain's Man In The Magaverse Nigel Farage MP, about how he could probably get into the inaugural party if he wanted to and why we nee...

The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored (patreon.com/NonCensored), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Producer Martin), Eshaan (Eshaan) and Real Producer Ed discuss the week's show - specifically, what stories should go into Eshaan's segment, what we've talked about, and what we've not talked about.

We've been less indiscreet than usual so that we can put this out on the regular podc...

This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, and not so much Terminator-style AI, as well as making a definitive statement about Rachel Reeves' job. We also hear from Liz Truss, who explains why everyone should just shut up in the name of free speech, and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar joins us for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway...

It's the NonCensored Christmas special! This week, Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar exchange gifts - but each one has to sum up a news story from 2024. Why has Eshaan got Martin some jeans? What weird gift did Martin get Harriet to symbolise their working relationship? And did Harriet get Martin and Eshaan anything?

Thanks to Katy Chaffs for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, ful...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Tressie Law, co-host of the Truthful Crime podcast, who explains why true crime podcasters can't get enough of Luigi Mangione, the alleged CEO killer. They also speak to Lee Anderson, who has got a lot of attention for himself this week, about what he's been doing in the supermarket; and Eshaan Akbar rates the South Korean president's non-apology for imposing martial law, and asks: has demo...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by The New Statesman's Tim Dalton, who explains why Keir Starmer still has a phone contract with One2One and broadband from both Virgin and Sky. They also speak to Spotify's Daniel Elk, taking a peek behind the data-harvesting scenes to find out how their 2024 Wrapped works, and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Money Woke?

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