Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SEASON FINALE or FINAL... more

You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your hands all along, and that’s where it shall remain!! Listen, then go... more

There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind of magic will you... more

Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. But which path will you choose--the... more

Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as well as a painting,... more

The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands before you in an apartment... more

How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebrating the creative freedom / turkey... more

Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers, Bombshells, and lest we forget…Teases.  Learn... more

It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's why she consults... more

Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of... more

Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy should leave Los Angeles,... more

Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishtail Braid?? Lizzy consults an attorney and a... more

Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood... more

Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a... more

Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an ancient practice, or welcome them... more

To drink or to drive, that is the question. It’s one that you must sit down at a bar and write your... more

You're alone in the woods with nothing but Lizzy's cracked phone. There's an eager apprentice duckfacing just fifteen miles away.... more

It’s a time for letting go—of either subscription-based platforms or LGTVS with missing remotes.  The question is, which path will you choose? Lizzy chats with... more

It’s time to tend to some unfinished business. Down one path there’s a Kia Soul inspection, and down the other, nine identical spatulas. Lizzy’s fortunate... more

Should Lizzy gamble with her ego or on a brightly lit electronic device were treasure chests vomit coins? Which path will you choose this... more

It's time for Lizzy to venture out, but the journey is up to you. Should she drive out to see... more

At a certain point in one’s life they must choose between a midnight tofu scramble and a BJ’s Pizookie, and that’s just a... more

It’s not often one must choose between two divine modes of self-promotion. Should Lizzy venture out to a carpeted studio in Glendale or put... more

It’s the show’s most literal (and possibly most pivotal!) intersection.  Lizzy’s dead center with her hazards flashing and a tarot reading for you. Should she trade... more

Do you have the false memory of there being a better way to spend your time than with two drop dead brilliant guests,... more

At this juncture it's simply a choice between two muzzles--the one digging for day-old shrimp cocktail in the garbage? Or... more

Should Lizzy reach out, or rather, dive in with a list of Steve Harvey-inspired desires? She chats with the co-founder... more

Lizzy's out-of-town epiphanies lead her to an astonishing fork in the road. One prong’s coated with sugar and the other has... more

There’s a long drive ahead and the question is…should Lizzy take the route brimming with murk or zip through it on an Exerpeutic 400XL... more

It’s time to take a look, or rather 2 looks—one serious, one quirky—at the future. Lizzy seeks advice from tour managing expert (Soul Asylum, The... more