If you can never connect to a printer, if furniture jumps out to stub your toe, if when you do... more

400 years ago on the River Thames a mad genius showed off the world's first submarine. A crowd of thousands... more

Fire is the unsung hero of human evolution. We could not have turned into the big-brained, deep-thinking animals we are... more

For most of their history, High Heels were resolutely masculine. The most manly of manly footwear. How did they turn... more

What do all incredibly cool people have in common? They wear Sunglasses. Whether you're Miles Davis or Audrey Hepburn, James... more

The Titan submersible implosion was a tragic example of marine exploration going wrong. Today Dallas speaks to one of the... more

Why are men in charge? Who invented Patriarchy?Was it chest-thumping primate ancestors? Was it spear-wielding hunter gatherers? Was it at... more

In 1950, a new word ‘brainwashing’ entered the English language. From the paranoia of the Cold War a new type... more

No invention conjures up the 'Old World' as much as the Sword. It's an utterly iconic object that whisks us... more

In a leaky shed in Paris, Marie Curie turned two tons of pitchblende (aka special rocks) into a single test... more

Nanotechnology may seem like something from a sci-fi movie plot, but it’s a very real thing and has likely affected... more

Wernher von Braun launched America's space programme, and took Apollo 11 to the moon. He was also a Nazi member... more

What did humans do before calculators? How big was the very first electronic calculator? And what do monkey bones have... more

Robert Oppenheimer was the father of the atomic bomb - a weapon of unprecedented power, which, when dropped on Japan,... more

Was Coca Cola originally made with Cocaine? Did Coca Cola invent Santa? Who knows the Coca Cola recipe? Dallas is... more

Fritz Haber is an undisputed genius and is considered one of the most brilliant minds of the 20th Century. He’s... more

She’s the most famous cat’s in the world. She’s definitely the most expensive. She’s worth a cool $84.5 Billion. She’s... more

Isn’t it mind-blowing that a thermos flask can keep your drink hot or cold for 8 hours, despite what’s happening... more

Think about how intimate our relationship with technology is. In today’s day and age, it’s almost impossible to function in... more

Spearmint, peppermint, double-bubble. You may think that chewing gum is a modern invention, when in fact we've been chewing the... more

When you think about it, the Karaoke machine is a simple invention. Basically two existing inventions, the tape deck and... more

Communicating with the dead has a long and winding history. The rise of seances and the showmanship of paranormal activity... more

Fish and Chips. About 382 million portions of the iconic national dish are consumed every year. That works out to... more

They can survive in lava for half an hour and accelerations of 3,400 Gs. Their beacons can be detected 20,000... more

What was the first cinema? When were the heydays of cinema-going and where are we now? How has the experience... more

How do we go from wolves to modern dogs? And where do Killer Beavers fit into the story?Humans domesticated wolves... more

"Eject! Eject!" Imagine hearing that and the next second flying out into the sky at hundreds of miles an hour,... more

Every second McDonald’s sells 75 hamburgers. It serves 70 million customers each day (more than the population of the UK).... more

Who invented the Kitchen? It might seem silly to ask that but there is in fact one kitchen that people... more

The first ever Pride Flag was 30 ft high and 60 ft wide. A suitably epic beginning for a flag... more

Is the pencil an example of perfect design? What is the greatest pencil of all time? What does a fallen... more

In Victorian England, a prisoner was promised their freedom if only they could pick a lock...This week on Patented it's... more

Hold onto your lab coats, because the suffragette scientists are here to shake things up! Patricia Fara, author of A... more

Vulture. Snake. Baboon in a Basket. Get ready for hieroglyphs, history, and hilarity as Dallas talks to Egyptologist Chris Naunton.We... more

Stone Tools are technology 1.0. They’re where it all begins. For millions of years, Stone Tools were our primary piece... more

There's a theory that the invention of paint had something to do with the dawn of humanity. We are on... more

Giant mouse ears at the ready, we're off to Disneyland! Hop on board and travel with us inside Walt Disney's... more

The 15th edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica, published in 1974, cost $32 million to create. The largest investment in publishing... more

We live in a world where everything is bugged. We all know we are being monitored. The surprising thing is... more

The most famous chicken nugget of them all, the McDonald’s McNugget, turns 40 this year. So we’re asking, who invented... more

It's Cocktail Hour! In honour of James Bond we ask who invented cocktails? Have they always been a cool thing... more

In this story, the cart really does come before the horse. Horse transport doesn't begin with people riding around on... more

Who was the first King of England? Who invented a place called 'England' anyway? And what on earth are the... more

How’s this for a CV? 1821 - invented the Electric Motor. 1831 - invented the Electric Generator. Oh, and I... more

Fast and sleek with a satisfying rumble in the engine. What else could you want from a car?Well, for James... more

The Book. It’s the most powerful object in history (sorry Sword fans). But how did it come to be? And... more

Dagger shoes, Lipstick gas grenade, Razor rimmed hat, Milk bottle Grenade…Prosthetic Nipple.We’re continuing our exploration of the inventions that have... more

Get ready for the story of how the telegraph went from a long line of monks holding hands to a... more

Well before Bond was lasering and limboing himself out of fictional situations, these were the questions faced by the British... more

Why did Sigmund Freud want a vasectomy at 67 years old? Why were goat gonads all the rage in the... more

Get ready for the coming of our robot overlords by listening to this episode all about the history of AI.... more

When does spaghetti grow on trees? When can you milk a duck? When does Google read your brainwaves? On April... more

Early aquariums didn't have much more in them than some sorry looking trout. Yet such was the excitement at being... more

The Ouija Board was patented in 1890. But in did not appear out of thin air. It was only one... more

In 1890, the Governor of New York called for a new method of capital punishment. A more modern, efficient, scientific... more

Every bottle of Tabasco sauce on earth comes from one place - Avery Island, deep down in Louisiana. The same... more

Concrete is the second most used material on earth after only water. There are more than half a trillion tons... more

The war in Ukraine is being fought with tanks designed in the Cold War. The US Abrams. The German Leopard.... more

This is the story of the first modern computer program and the extraordinary woman who wrote it, Klara von Neumann.The... more

The keyboard on the first ever commercially successful typewriter and the keyboard on your smartphone are separated by a gulf... more

It’s perhaps the most overlooked invention of all time. Consigned to a forgotten corner in the basement of history. The... more

In the year 2000 Japan was asked what its greatest invention of the twentieth century was. They had a LOT... more

At its peak, the BlackBerry was the world’s most popular smartphone with almost 50% of the US market. They were... more

If God invented Heaven and Earth, then who invented God? To explain how gods ‘are invented’, how they evolve and... more

It’s the most famous bath of all time. But what exactly was Archimedes so excited about?We discover the truth behind... more

It turns out that all those times you played Snakes and Ladders (Chutes and Ladders) as a child you were... more

Exactly when, where, how, why our ancient ancestors ‘invented’ farming is one of the great questions of archaeology.Surely if we... more

Spam Spam Spam, glorious Spam! Who invented Spam Emails? Just how much Spam activity is there online? And how will... more

Fonts are usually invisible to us; we absorb the written word without noticing the medium (unless someone sends you an... more

How would you feel if you found out you had a very high or a very low IQ? Would it... more

It’s time to talk about the toilet, or crapper, or bog, or the john, head, the comfort station, khazi, dunny,... more

A hundred years ago next to no one was born via Caesarean Section. Today, one in five new arrivals on... more

When this trick was first performed, ushers poured buckets of blood down the gutter outside the theatre to entice people... more

150 years ago a patent was lodged for the first ever pair of jeans (what we’d think of as jeans... more

250 million years ago the armour-plated Placoderm fish invented the act of sex as we know it. Hubba Hubba. Dive... more

You can argue that plastics were invented to save nature from human depredation…that plan backfired a bit!Early plastics were designed... more

The Open Plan Office. A little bit of you might die inside every time you hear those words. But we... more

Today we’re bringing you an episode from Dan Snow’s History Hit. Normal Patented service will resume in the New Year.Accurate... more

Ho ho ho! Come with us on a Christmas tale of invention as we talk to the world’s only Christmas... more

There’s so many versions of Monopoly these days. Which one is the original? London? No. Atlantic City? Uh uh. The... more

Today it’s a Tupperware party and you’re all invited! Tupperware epitomises the post-war suburban dream. But pop open the lid... more

The hieroglyphs seem to hold a lot of secrets about Ancient Egyptians. What do emojis say about us? What on... more

Why did the chicken cross the road? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Who invented the chicken anyway?We... more

Who invented LEGO, the world's favourite toy? To find out we have to head to a Danish fishing village where... more

CROISSANTS WEREN’T INVENTED IN FRANCE. Mon dieu! C’est pas vrai!Today Dallas finds out about the person responsible for bringing the... more

Who invented aliens? We did. Each age invents its own. When we invented robots, aliens became robotic beings. In the... more

The world’s first Loop-the-Loop roller coaster gave so many people whiplash that they kept a medical team on the payroll.Find... more

The Frozen Food industry was invented by the Birdseye company. And that company was started by a living breathing Birdseye;... more

***Real life inventor alert*** We speak to Rick Priestley the co-creator of the weird world of Warhammer where valiant humans,... more

Hold onto your fishing rods guys. We’re tracking down the origins of batteries and it turns out it has a... more

Hope you’re hungry because today we’re opening a can of historical worms as we discover the origins of canned food. How... more

They were cigars the size of ocean liners that floated through the clouds. Cow intestines filled with hydrogen held them... more

What was the first ever internet ad? When was the last time someone actually clicked on one? What happened to... more

Welcome to Patented-Gone-Paranormal!! Thomas Edison tried to make a telephone that called the spirit world. One of the pioneers of... more

For almost a century we’ve been trying to build a star on earth. Not easy with temperatures reaching 150,000,000℃.Today on... more

Linoleum, or “lino”, once ruled the world (of flooring). It appeared everywhere from the Titanic to your gran’s kitchen. But... more

If a Victorian met Elon Musk they would completely get him. The world’s richest man, determined to use technology that... more

George Washington Carver is well known to Americans as the Peanut Man. It’s been written of him that ‘peanuts were... more

The birth of DNA fingerprinting will forever be tied to Leicester, England. It was invented in a lab in the... more

Have you ever heard the story of how punk began?“They are Dickensian-like urchins who with ragged clothes and pockmarked faces... more

From talking sponges to voices frozen in ice, the history of recorded sound is not what you expect.People fantasised about... more

What does Wonder Woman have to do with the invention of the lie detector? Does refusing to yank a donkey’s... more

If humans travel to Mars then by the time they come home all the food they eat will be five... more

We hear from London’s most inaccessible museum, the Met police’s Crime Museum, and take you back to India in the... more

First Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel shocked the world’s eyeballs with her fashion designs. Then she shocked its nostrils with a new... more

Death by tiger bites. Death by prodding. Death from sexual excess. Deaths from over-eating and over-drinking. The opening of graves.These... more

We take PowerPoint for granted. It's as much a fact of life as concrete. Or rainy afternoons. But it hasn’t... more

We talk to the real life Siri in this episode. Susan Bennett was the original voice of Siri back in... more

The Contact Lens. The humble Contact Lens. Oh boy, do we have a rip-roaring episode for you about the humble... more

REAL LIFE INVENTOR ALERT!!!Two jockstraps cleverly sewn together. That was how the very first sports bra was made in 1977.... more

If you feel confused and left behind by cryptocurrency then this is for you. We're taking you on a journey... more

The patent for the Ring doorbell cites this as the starting point. A Heath Robinson looking design with peep holes,... more

Find out what Play-Doh has to do with sooty walls. And how we have a nursery teacher called Kay Zufall... more

Pyres on the Appalachian mountains. Planes spraying chemicals into clouds. Mirrors in space. “I can make it rain, I can... more

!!!REAL LIFE INVENTOR ALERT!!!Usually we talk about dead people on this podcast. It is history after all. But this week... more

The Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest building in the world for nearly four thousand years…until it was beaten... more

The transistor; solar panels; the first telecommunications satellite; cell phone networks; UNIX code; information theory. All these and more were... more

90% of everything you own arrived by sea.And there’s one invention to thank above all else – the humble shipping... more

Barbie. What is it about Barbie? Love her or loathe her this 11 ½ inch doll gets a big reaction.Which... more

*tap* *tap* *tap*That’s the sound of physical cash being consigned to the dustbin of history by us tapping cards/phones/watches instead.Contactless... more

No summer blockbuster. No Las Vegas and no skyscrapers in Dubai. No chocolate bars when the weather gets hot. Air... more

The United States has been suffering from a baby formula shortage for months now. It’s shown how reliant we are... more

A pint might be Britain’s most beloved measurement. But what’s the name for the distance a reindeer can walk before... more

Imagine knowing no language at all…*wordlessness*…and then giving birth to one.This is what happened amongst the children at a school... more

When the ancient Egyptians mummified their dead they were trying to stop time, to preserve the body so well that... more

Often mistakenly called Cryogenics, Cryonics is the speculative practice of preserving and storing recently dead bodies at very low temperatures... more

A whistle stop tour of the 50 year history of video games — and all the innovations along the way,... more

The drones are coming. In twenty years there’s going to be a hundred times more flying planes, taxis, parcels in... more

Today we are talking warships: from the revolutionary Tudor ships to modern aircraft carriers, and all the innovations along the... more

The history of Special Effects — from stop motion to motion capture.In just over a century, we special effects have... more

_CW: This episode is a bit saucier than normal with explicit sexual references and some swearing. If that isn’t your... more

The success of the Apollo Missions relied on hugely imaginative engineering. There is perhaps no better example of this than... more

As a result of all the military and medical advancements of World War One there were more seriously injured and... more

Introduced just over 100 years ago, Daylight Savings have always been divisive.So, why are people for and why are people... more

Chicken, mayonnaise, curry powder - and wait, sultanas? What exactly is Coronation Chicken and what does it have to do... more

A cup of coffee was once a luxury. Now it is quick, cheap and widely available — a daily essential... more

“As ancient as time, as modern as tomorrow.’Why have tattoos been reinvented in so many cultures - and with so... more

The telescope marked, arguably, the first invention to truly transform a human sense. For the first time it allowed our... more

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? A UFO maybe? Or is it some reflective Lichen? Where does the... more

On 17 December 1903 the Wright Brothers successful completed the first manned, controlled and sustained flight in human history.They made... more

Invented in the mid-1800s, bicycles have had enduring popularity. Across cultures, they have been embraced, promising freedom and mobility at... more

How — and why — did Prozac become the best-selling antidepressant of all time? As it is Mental Health Awareness Week,... more

How did LSD go from accidental discovery to the counter cultures go to drug?On April 19th 1943 Albert Hoffman had... more

Staples, paper clips, and washers - small inventions that improve our everyday lives and have even saved lives. In this... more

Many of us became familiar with robots through science fiction — R2D2, C3PO, Rosie from the Jetsons, Marvin the Paranoid... more

We put man on the moon before we invented the wheeled suitcase. Why did it take so long? Find out in todays... more

Tanks defined 20th century conflict — they conjure to mind images of Tiananmen Square or the Soviet Army rolling into... more

Nada, naught, nil, zip, zilch, zero. Whatever you call it, it's hard to imagine the world without it. Zero is... more

In 1890, the man who shot the first ever motion picture boarded a train in Paris — and was never... more

Before they found their way into gyms, treadmills had a much darker history. In the 19th Century, they could most... more

Ear Trumpets are seen as old fashioned and clumsy, mostly deployed in pop culture for comic effect as a snarky... more

In medieval times it was monks who were the masters of invention. They were the most educated members of society... more

Creating a successful spacesuit was one of the biggest challenges in man's quest to land on the moon. And, it... more

Kellogg's Cornflakes are arguably the most iconic breakfast cereal, and for good reason. It was this product that launched breakfast... more

In a world at war, and with no end in sight, the atomic bomb was positioned to be the one... more

As today’s guest puts it, there have been condoms for as long as there have been penises. But, how did... more

Drone technology has transformed the way we wage war today. They have been key in every major conflict since at... more

The revolution in speed ground to a halt in the 1960s. The previous half-century saw great leaps in how quickly... more

Over the course of only half a century, genetic engineering has developed from an intellectual concept to a medical reality.... more

Stories of invention and innovation through history hosted by Dallas Campbell.