You Only Guide Me by Surprise

You Only Guide Me by Surprise

A suite of sonic somnambulism for those interested in poetry, peripety, magic, or mystery. Created by Landry Ayres.

Episodes

October 25, 2022 43 mins

This place is a message…and part of a system of messages…pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.

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September 27, 2022 43 mins

Treasure hunters, adventurers, and artists; gather and hear tell of sacred rites and rituals, practices and preparations, for finding and founding fortunes and favor. Drama and discourse collide in a confounding conflux for creative catalysis. 


You Only Guide Me by Surprise is written, produced, and ...

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June 2, 2022 20 mins

A guided meditation by committee. Embrace your inner child, play with fo̵͉̘͛͊͑r̶̞̠̕͝ṁ̴̡͎,̷̣̓̇ and move through other p̷̫̻̙̤̣͗́̈́͂l̶̡͓̳̗̠̦͕̅̔a̵̛̱̱͇̅̕͝n̴͇͂̈́͌͆e̵͔̲̹͔̬͊̽́͗͠ŝ̴͇͚̩͌̊͐ ̶̛̲̂̿͌̐̀͝͠o̵̻̹̐̑f̸̛̯̜͋̎̈́̃ ̵̛͖̭͉̲͎̝̃̓̾͆́e̷͚͇͕̺̖̓̈́̌̈́x̸̢̛͕͖͙̝̱̿̀̎̑̕i̸͉̼͙̤̻͍̎͒̃͆͝s̴̨͈͉̙̹̠̔t̸̨̺̖̲̰͎̹̞͐̋͋e̶̡̡̛̦̥̿̾̅̅̌̆n̸̩̳̼̥̫̙̹̓͂̑̃̚ç̶͇̗͎̏̌ē̷̻̟̪͇ ̴̠͑̅͗̀with the aid of an i̴m̷a̷g̷i̷n̶a̷l̴ ̴b̸o̶d̸y̶,̵ ̶v̵i̴o̶l̴e̸t̶ ̶t̷r̶...

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April 13, 2022 27 mins

Two award winning performances speak to another across time. Special appearances by Jason Mraz, Colbie Caillat, Josh Groban, and Don Quixote.

Written, produced, and edited by Landry Ayres.

A transcript for this episode can be found here.

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February 1, 2022 5 mins

Two roads diverged in a digital wood.

Music courtesy of epidemic sound.

A transcript for this episode can be found here.

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December 21, 2021 41 mins

A charming gnome throws a birthday party for a brooding rogue, with epic and emotional results.

Special thanks to Critical Role, Critrolestats, and Matthew Colville of MCDM.

Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound.

A transcript for this episode can be found here.

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October 27, 2021 39 mins

A collection of emotionally echoic polaroids, an impressionist’s musical scrapbook, a folder of melodic memory tags. Listen along with this: The Playlist

Music includes:

Paving Stones and Mood Unit by Blue Dot Sessions

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A mysterious man appears in a photographer's picture.


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Produced by Landry Ayres, with introduction by Caleb Brown.

Music:

Time P...

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September 28, 2021 34 mins

The car is just a vehicle--but for two brothers, a contract entangles them in the tricky business of family.

Music by Blue Dot Sessions:

Hash Out

Pxl Htra

T...

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September 14, 2021 39 mins

The story of one of the last great american outlaws and his attempt to preserve his way of life. 

CW: This piece discusses the topic of suicide. If you’re in crisis, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) (USA) or you can find a helpli...

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September 1, 2021 41 mins

Just off of State Highway 77 in rural Georgia stands America’s very own Stonehenge. It’s the centerpiece of a decades-old mystery involving rogue millionaires, christian mystics, and doomsday cults. I want to know who built it and why.

The Georgia Guidestones

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August 18, 2021 31 mins

Unauthorized construction in my new neighborhood leads me to conduct an independent investigation into some of the world’s most mischievous zoning law offenders. The trouble? Only children have ever laid eyes on them. 

Urban Fairies of Ann Arbor

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August 18, 2021 5 mins

A hijacking.

A transformative veering.

A meditation on the totemic and poetic significance of the dolphin through the ages.

A welcome.

Further reading:

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