18 episodes

Full-Cast, Episodic Audio Drama by the [Listless] network.

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try to prevent the world from getting any worse than it has already become. But there looms the ever-present threat of a new God - one with bones of asphalt and leathery flesh - who threatens to plunge the world into new chaos.

On Asphalt Bones Scarlett Foster

    • Fiction
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

Full-Cast, Episodic Audio Drama by the [Listless] network.

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try to prevent the world from getting any worse than it has already become. But there looms the ever-present threat of a new God - one with bones of asphalt and leathery flesh - who threatens to plunge the world into new chaos.

    Episode 12: And Thus I Stand, Listless, in the Maw of Eternity

    Episode 12: And Thus I Stand, Listless, in the Maw of Eternity

    "Why do I feel like this?"

    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    Apocalypse.
    Harm to a child.
    Running away from home.


    Transcript: ⁠
    Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: ⁠
    SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MPMxW86JC5bgDoaUdqastMCUcSzjD3ODdypsLLwaKVg/edit?usp=sharing

    CREDITS:

    Written by Scarlett Foster.
    Script Edited by Grey Kilgour.
    Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott.
    Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.
    Music by Scarlett Foster.
    Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.


    FEATURING:

    Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor.
    Morgan Greensmith as Tyler.
    Mackenzie Dillon as Julia.
    Chloe Peterson as Gabriel.

    • 14 min
    This is the End, Again (A Season 1 Retrospective)

    This is the End, Again (A Season 1 Retrospective)

    This was the end - right?



    CONTENT WARNINGS:


    Apocalypse.
    Isolation.
    Separation of parent and child.
    Parallels to the COVID-19 pandemic.
    References to homelessness and starvation.
    Reference to mental illness.
    Reference to medical/psychological malpractice.
    Allusion and reference to suicide.
    Jarring, sudden loud noises.
    Implied child death.
    Implied death of a main character.
    Parental neglect.
    Parental abuse.
    Absentee parents.
    Depiction of insanity.
    Audio depiction of death.
    Gore/body horror in audio.
    Police.
    Guns (inc. sound effects).
    Abduction.
    Cults.
    Stalking.



    CREDITS:


    Written by Scarlett Foster and Alex Abrahams.
    Script edited by Scarlett Foster, Alex Abrahams, Sammy Christiansen, and Grey Kilgour.
    Directed by Sivan Raz and Alex Abrahams.
    Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.
    Music by Scarlett Foster.
    Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.



    ARCHIVE FOOTAGE:


    Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
    Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Reporter
    Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier
    Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse
    Morgan Greensmith as Tyler
    Ben Phantom as David Ashton
    Grey Kilgour as The Child
    Sammy Christiansen as The Officer
    Alanna Rogers as Taken Officer
    Chloe Peterson as The Vault



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    • 10 min
    Episode 11: Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You

    Episode 11: Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You

    "I am God."



    CONTENT WARNINGS:


    Apocalypse.
    Loud, jarring sounds throughout the episode.
    Violence, including graphic audio depictions and gun violence.
    Death of a main character.
    Allusion to divorce, broken homes.
    Mentions of neglect.
    Discussion of mental illness.



    Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ep1vhV_pVrvU2Fz6uBMcKnWZQ5ujzyjFfIU19FC5_ig/edit?usp=sharing

    Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xcmuvkacbd-OUZBtXdStOmJbEppbDszN2pPMBwhTB18/edit?usp=sharing

    SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M9ae0F6E0tZ42g_i0NCdd4tOyva-Q0MArTe9lIi9TF4/edit?usp=sharing



    CREDITS:


    Written by Scarlett Foster.
    Script Edited by Grey Kilgour.
    Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott.
    Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.
    Music by Scarlett Foster.
    Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.



    FEATURING:


    Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor.
    Jack Ballard as The Horseman.
    Mackenzie Dillon as Julia.
    Chloe Peterson as Gabriel.
    Katherine Death Andrýsková as Steve.
    Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse.



    ARCHIVE FOOTAGE:


    Emile Thompson as Piper.
    Ben Phantom of David Ashton.
    Sammy Christiansen as The Remaining Officer.

    • 36 min
    Episode 10: To Be But One Amongst Millions

    Episode 10: To Be But One Amongst Millions

    "The Judgement is gone. The Ineffable is gone. The Vault is gone. And yet I am here. And I am alone."



    CONTENT WARNINGS:


    Apocalypse. 


    Loud, jarring sounds throughout the episode.


    Violence.


    Mentions of death and mass death.


    Mentions of cults.


    Mentions of failed intervention.


    Allusions to death of a family member.


    Allusion to mental illness. 


    Mentions of sickness.


    Reference to starvation.


    Captivity.


    Body horror.


    Attempted murder.




    Interpersonal conflict between main characters.



    Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E1rmsH_VpZX14Qpyk7wdBgmkamfH5LD-IE9glyNHCnc/edit?usp=sharing

    Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Nuw6CQe6JExTDqm3mvrF-HIDCkJeScnajZdVDlJbSg/edit?usp=sharing

    SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-jfB4iSwXYfPX6A1gxoj9_C-9to0oqLSMDXSpBwoXRY/edit?usp=sharing



    CREDITS:


    Written by Scarlett Foster
    Script Editing by Grey Kilgour
    Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott
    Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
    Music by Scarlett Foster
    Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan



    FEATURING:


    Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
    Chloe Peterson and Grey Kilgour as Gabriel
    Mackenzie Dillon as Julia
    Katherine Death Andrýsková as Steve
    Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse
    Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier
    Chloe Peterson as The Vault
    Ben Phantom as David Ashton
    Finley Lemma as Cult Leader
    Michael M as Finn



    Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

    Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

    Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones

    • 38 min
    Mini Episode 4: To Be Alive, Despite and Unwell

    Mini Episode 4: To Be Alive, Despite and Unwell

    The Judgement is gone.

    The Ineffable is gone.

    The Vault is gone.

    What more remains?



    CONTENT WARNINGS:


    LOUD AUDIO (First minute ONLY)
    Mentions of death, apocalypse



    Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10SSeN_Sue6XZmYCzPgFLw2CWdw--_1QZm17fhOMkhtM/edit?usp=sharing

    Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/153pDLErsxsDDYB91wHYMzAOD9i13In5d-c5iguL-QCg/edit?usp=sharing

    SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qGw3RpER_nVswSPnDJZnPQcRO9DXwmCFHfQ6ihBrpOU/edit?usp=sharing



    Credits:


    Written by Scarlett Foster


    Directed by Alex Abrahams
    Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster
    Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan



    Featuring:


    Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
    Chloe Peterson as The Vault
    Grey Kilgour as The Child
    Mackenzie Dillon as The Mother
    Devin McLaughlin at The Soldier



    Enjoy this episode? Let us know!

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/

    Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/

    Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones

    • 4 min
    [Listless] Website Update

    [Listless] Website Update

    Our site returns at www.listlessnetwork.com

    This is a great place to find information on our current, past, and future shows, as well as bonus content, updates, contact info, and more!

    The site is an updated version of the one formerly hosted at listless.ga, and will continue to be updated.

    Our current shows include:


    On Asphalt Bones
    The Children of Room 56
    Tranthologies
    Unnamed Anthology Podcast
    The Story We Wanted to Tell
    Dreamcasters

    and more!

    Give us a visit, over at www.listlessnetwork.com

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Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

Jay73227 ,

Great show!

Well written and excited story! Creative and unique format here!

starkid <3 ,

eye love it!!!

words cannot describe how excited I am for this pod! the music and writing blend perfectly and have such a cool effect! 10/10 I highly recommend! I can’t wait for october 6th!

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