The Wednesday Audio

This entire episode is all brand new and full of brand new features and no they’re not all just renamed features, they’re actually brand new or at least one of them is brand new.Thank you

I think today’s special for some reason. Something to do with love, or something?

I was so out of practice with this episode I actually forgot that this was episode 115, and kept referring to it as 114.But…at least there’s a new episode…right?

Yes. It's exactly the same.

My new favourite word this week (brought to by Trilety), is onanism. I shamelessly (I have no shame, have you not noticed) used it throughout this episode. It turned out alright.Leave me a missive or a Donkey List on my Substack, and I'll probably read it out next week.https://yeahwednesdays.substack.com

I was meant to record this episode on the 19th October, and then…I didn’t.Enjoy this very delayed episode if you’re capable of such activities.

I had a complaint from a listener last week that I’ve had to take seriously. If there is one commitment I like to make on this podcast, it’s that the correct length is received on each episode.The current runtime of an average episode should be between 34-36 minutes, and last week saw me fall short. This was poor standards on my part, of which I can only apologise.I’ve made u

After a month-long hiatus, Trilety challenged me to make the most interesting episode of The Wednesday Audio. She challenged me to attempt to make the funniest, most eng*ging, most intellectually challenging episode possible.I think I achieved it.

Unfortunately I need to apologise twice today. Here’s the first apology from Podcast Ombudsman No. 3:Dear valued listeners,We would like to take a moment to address an unfortunate error that occurred in our last episode. We inadvertently omitted Toby's tips from the show, and we understand that this may have caused disappointment or frustration for some of our audience. We sincer

I hate it when YouTube videos do that thing. You know, that thing. “Hi guys, I’m sorry I’ve been absent for a while, but I’m back with a new video now about the moon landings or whatever”Be absent with pride. Be away with pride. Don’t apologise for it. And if you really want to apologise for it…insincerely apologise.So on that vein, I’ve been away for a while for no