I Am The Cute One
Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~
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March 24, 2025 • 58 mins
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March 21, 2025 • 34 mins
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March 17, 2025 • 57 mins
We got married in a fever, Cuties, and we did so with Kelli Williams (@laguna_biotch) of Beyond the Blinds by covering the (non) Oscar-sweeping Leighton Meester film, Country Strong. While not the darkest movie the Cute Ones have ever covered, the trio do go to low places (much like Leighton’s friends in this movie!) They also discuss the magic of Gwyneth, Donny’s dreams of a lavender wedding, and Chelsea’s kin being Snow White for...
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March 14, 2025 • 38 mins
Buckle up, Cuties, because you’re about to be hit with a lot of information today - mostly about this season of The Traitors, but also about the birthdays in Donny’s family. Also this week, Chelsea saw The Substance, Donny saw Redwood on Broadway, and Southwest Airlines got rid of their checked bags. (The Legally Blonde prequel was not announced this week.) If you’re excited, feel free to shit yourself. Donny did.
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March 10, 2025 • 62 mins
The episode you’ve been waiting for is finally here, Cuties! Ex-husband to the stars, Joan Crawford stan, and co-host of The Official Marvel Podcast, Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar), is BACK and ready to give every detail… about Joan Crawford and the cult classic, Mommie Dearest. Besides being their most educational episode, the Cuties also get into their mommy (and daddy) issues, Donny’s dreams of cleaning celebrity toilets, and which ...
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March 7, 2025 • 36 mins
Donny is trying to get his IBS under control as Chelsea takes care of baby finches this week. Besides that, they tear apart the horrible Powerpuff Girls leaked trailer, get giddy over Broadway news, and vent about Armie Hammer being a terrible person. Also, the Cute Ones prepare their cosplay for BravoCon (they’ll never be attending - unless they’re asked, of course). WICKED FOREVER (since the Oscars won’t say it).
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March 3, 2025 • 56 mins
It’s Donny Appreciation Month (for 5 weeks) and while Donny’s self esteem refuses to come down, Noor joins the Cute Ones this week to try her best to take him down a few pegs. While there, the trio recap one of Donny's favorite 2004 films, “Closer,” a wonderful film about terrible people. They discuss how the ER brings people together, the meanest thing you can say to someone, and which TV theme song is the best to strip to!
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February 28, 2025 • 49 mins
Chelsea is logged on for the whole recording this week, so Donny finally gets to discuss the rental house he found for his 40th birthday weekend: a castle with an escape room in the walls. And Chelsea gets to discuss a one woman TikTok telenovela and which homeroom she’d be in. Then, Phillip Solomon (@psolomon12) of “Deal or No Deal Island” join the Cute Ones to discuss his time on the show and how teaching middle school prepared h...
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February 24, 2025 • 55 mins
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February 21, 2025 • 42 mins
Chelsea is off her death bed, but her computer… is not. (Subscribe to our Patreon!) So while her parents learn how to live together and Chelsea figures out how to record this episode, Donny is working on breathing through his nose and trying to find a theme restaurant for his birthday celebration. Upon her return, Donny and Chelsea are joined by “Oh Mary” understudy, Hannah Solow (@babymcgoo). The three discuss the little angler fi...
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February 17, 2025 • 54 mins
Bunny Boiler Month cock-a-doodly continues, with the Cute Ones breaking down Stephen King’s “Misery.” While doing so, they discuss which celebrities they’d chain to a bed, pigs as pets, Donny’s phantom limb syndrome from a past life, and Chelsea’s smoking past from… this life (ew).
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February 14, 2025 • 37 mins
The Cute Ones Are sick this week, so Donny is celebrating Valentine’s Day solo! With the floor fully his, he discusses his next five tattoos, the death of the Duo Lingo owl, TWO Broadway shows, the Harlem series finale, and sleeping on the floor! Also, Chelsea may be gone, but she’s never forgotten, so her most current rabbit holes are discussed.
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February 10, 2025 • 56 mins
Donny and Chelsea (who are pros at terrorizing someone for days at a time) are joined by Janine (@retr0avocado) to recap the highly unhinged "How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days." Well - she thought. Instead, she is filled with horror as Donny and Chelsea tell tale after tale of bad dates, movie theater etiquette, and chasing away boys with wild behavior. But somehow, they don't scare Janine away and the three are able to bond over their ...
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February 7, 2025 • 40 mins
The prank war continues in Chelsea's household as Donny can't wait to talk to his therapist about his Hinge dates (HE LOVES HINGE - Oprah voice). And then, owner of thebummershop.com (@thebummershop), Madison Sinclair, joins the Cute Ones to discuss the Grammys and five year old news stories about bisexual representation in the bird community. And Alexander *******, if you're listening to this episode, turn it off now. You won't wa...
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February 3, 2025 • 59 mins
It’s Bunny Boiler Month! To kick to kick it off, Donny and Chelsea are discussing 2009’s erotic thriller, “Obsessed.” They discuss Grammy winner, Beyonce’s… acting, as well as pussies barking, Donny’s self awareness of his sad and pathetic attempts to pick up men, harassment training, and being lucky. Also, will Chelsea be an insufferable twat or problematic with Rob Schneider this week? Listen to find out!
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January 31, 2025 • 37 mins
The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion, and as always - Big Brother Express). They do their best (or worst) Christopher Walken impressions and discuss old people technology, the night shifts of Epcot Center employees, and magazine covers. Also, if Chelsea's week wasn't bad enough - she found her grandparents' porn music.
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January 27, 2025 • 59 mins
Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality?
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January 24, 2025 • 41 mins
“I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as they discuss Chelsea’s flu treatment, Donny’s future tattoo and his sister’s big news… and Travis Kelce’s involvement. They also dabble in Onyx Storm, TikTokers confessing their biggest secrets, and movies that Donny’s been watching. Kiernan Shipka Hive for Life!
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January 20, 2025 • 62 mins
Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering a movie they’ve already covered (…yet. It’s bound to happen. Brace yourself for the day.) This week, they’re watching “Phonebooth,” the blue-tinted “Se7en” ripoff that asks the question, “If you could punish anyone in the world for their sins, why would it be a man who cheats on his wife in...
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January 17, 2025 • 39 mins
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