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Ali Kolbert

Queer Comedian Ali Kolbert explores dating, relationships, and mental health on her complaint-riddled journey towards adulthood. She says the things people are... more

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Emotionally Sexual with Nicole Aimee Schreiber

An absolutely classic episode of The Ali Kolbert Show--this one is non-stop laughs...and a thinker too! Hilarious stand-up comedian Nicole... more

06 Dec 2022 · 44 minutes
Lesbian Fever with Carolyn Bergier

Ali is joined by Carolyn Bergier (Dyking Out) and the two "dyke out" together from topics like gay divorce to... more

29 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Girl Kid with Kelsey Kreppel

In this episode, I sit down with Kelsey Kreppel to discuss her bachelorette trip, my preschool trauma, and being in... more

22 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Catfishing with Kamie Crawford

Ali and the host of MTV’s Catfish discuss the new age dating phenomenon and what’ behind it all. Kamie shares... more

15 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Rachel Scanlon’s Juicy Hefty Milkers

On one of Ali’s all-time favorite episodes of the show, Rachel Scanlon, comedian and podcaster of Two Dykes and A... more

08 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Nicky Paris’ Sexual Awakening

Quick-witted stand-up Nicky Paris joins the show and brings his fire tongue with him! Ali and Nicky discuss Kanye’s meltdown,... more

01 Nov 2022 · 38 minutes
Gold Standard Lesbians with Leanne and Allison Mertzman

Tik Tok’s favorite lesbian couple Allison and Leanne Mertzman (“Hey babe!”) join the pod and Ali asks them how they... more

25 Oct 2022 · 56 minutes
BitchFest with Jackie Schimmel

The Bitch Bible queen herself Jackie Schimmel joins the pod this week - listen if you dare!   Produced by... more

18 Oct 2022 · 46 minutes
Coming Out To Yourself

Ali is back for a solo episode to discuss The Try Guy scandal, her thoughts on the movie Blonde, AIM... more

11 Oct 2022 · 29 minutes
“So When’s The Wedding?” With Julien Pell

Ali finally has Julien back on the podcast. Ali introduces a new segment “Lesbian Sex Education” where she teaches gay... more

04 Oct 2022 · 42 minutes
Jordana Abraham's Rules for Instagram

Jordana Abraham joins the pod this week - listen in to hear her rules for Instagram, why mommy's boys are... more

27 Sep 2022 · 51 minutes
The Friends to Lovers Pipeline with Taylor Strecker

Taylor Strecker was married to a man before she met her now wife. Ali and Taylor discuss her story of... more

20 Sep 2022 · 54 minutes
Eileen Kelly Spent 5 Months Without Her Phone

Eileen Kelly joins the pod to discuss spending 5 months without her phone in  inpatient treatment and learning to manage... more

13 Sep 2022 · 44 minutes
Rod Thill: TikTok and Religion

Rod Thill joins the show to discuss issues with alcohol and self-control, his religious upbringing, queerness throughout  history, exploding over... more

06 Sep 2022 · 35 minutes
Jiaoying Summers wants Rachel Maddow to Protect Her

Jiaoying Summers joins the pod to discuss growing up in China, moving to Kentucky, being married twice, being bicurious, why... more

30 Aug 2022 · 36 minutes
Braunwyn Windham-Burke's 15 Minute Orgasm

Ali introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by... more

23 Aug 2022 · 41 minutes
Hannah Berner: Rehab For Your Mind

Hannah Berner is back on the podcast to discuss stand up, married life, wanting gays to like her, and destroying... more

16 Aug 2022 · 45 minutes
The Worst FOMO Ever with Talia Lichtenstein

The importance of people telling people they aren’t funny, getting validation from famous people , hating things on the internet,... more

09 Aug 2022 · 54 minutes
Flirting Is A Drug with Emma Willmann

Ali and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a... more

02 Aug 2022 · 45 minutes
Solo Episode: Incidental Heterosexual Tendencies

The first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The... more

26 Jul 2022 · 39 minutes
Instagram Live Nightmare with Jared Goldstein

Living with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and... more

19 Jul 2022 · 41 minutes
The Kinsey Scale with Ali Macofsky

Ali and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands,... more

12 Jul 2022 · 44 minutes
Instagram is the Best Dating App with Irene Tu

Having crushes on your friends, steamy messages on AIM chat, meeting a girls’ mom, lesbian years vs. human years, lesbians... more

05 Jul 2022 · 42 minutes
Coming Out to Conservatives

Having a crush on your teacher, Kiera Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean, having crushes on your teammates, the “ick”... more

28 Jun 2022 · 41 minutes
Gay Land with Zach Noe Towers

Zach is celebrated as the first gay man to be on The Ali Kolbert Show. Ali talks about how she... more

21 Jun 2022 · 42 minutes
EnGAYged with Julien Pell

Julien and Ali tell the story of their engagement. Julien wonders if couples who have engagement photo shoots are too... more

14 Jun 2022 · 32 minutes
What Is Omnisexuality?

Why I hate PRIDE, how to celebrate Dyke day, a lesbian proposal gone awry at an elephant sanctuary, an intimate... more

07 Jun 2022 · 46 minutes
Jewish Lebsians with Robby Hoffman

Ali and Robby share in identifying as “the boy one” in lesbain relationships. Robby talks about paying for rich girls... more

31 May 2022 · 42 minutes
Tales from a High School Lesbian

Ali takes on a wild telling of her days as a neurotic, baby gay. Ali introdcues two new seegments -... more

24 May 2022 · 40 minutes
Alexis Haines: Divorce, Dropping Labels, & Finding Purpose

Alexis Haines denies ever saying she was a lesbian. Ali forces her to choose a label and then relents. Alexis... more

17 May 2022 · 49 minutes
Ashley Gavin’s Scissoring Tutorial

Ashley and Ali discuss scissoring. Ashley insists that scissoring is a thing and explains how to do it. Ashley says... more

10 May 2022 · 45 minutes
Turning Straight Girls with Liza Treyger

Ali and Liza talk starting out in stand-up, looking for approval in the industry, how 2016 changed comedy, and Liza... more

03 May 2022 · 47 minutes
SFK Knows She Triggers You

Serena Kerriagn shares the birth of her name “Serena Fucking Kerrigan,” and explains the character that is SFK. Ali shares... more

26 Apr 2022 · 49 minutes
How To Be Content with Jamie Varon

Jamie and I discuss her new book, Radically Content. We talk about deprogramming from the hustle, antidepressants, treating the cause... more

19 Apr 2022 · 43 minutes
We All Want To Get Fingered During Massages with Remy Kassimir

Remy had never had an orgasm until she started a sex podcast while living with her grandmother. Ali and Remy... more

12 Apr 2022 · 50 minutes
Is Scissoring Really A Thing? With Daryn Carp

Daryn and Ali discuss Daryn’s coming out story and debate whether or not scissoring is actually a thing. Ali and... more

05 Apr 2022 · 52 minutes
Stalking Your Ex, Going to Sleep Angry, and "Narcissists" with Therapist Amanda White

Therapist Amanda White joins the pod to discuss her book Not Drinking Tonight, as well as narcissism, codependency, enmeshment, why you... more

29 Mar 2022 · 58 minutes
Ashley Hesseltine: Short Kings, Threesomes, and Slow Texters

Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat joins the pod! Ali and Ashley talk about face filters, hinge’s new voice feature,... more

22 Mar 2022 · 55 minutes
Pete Davidson, Strap Ons, and Red Flags with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien explore Ali’s hatred turned obsession with Pete Davidson, Skete texting Kanye and threatening to not be nice... more

15 Mar 2022 · 39 minutes
Dating Apps & Playing The Game with Jared Freid

Jared Freid joins Ali on the podcast and they discuss: The Tinder Swindler, hanging out in Florida, dating multiple people at once,... more

08 Mar 2022 · 1 hour,
Queer Sex Therapy

Ali rants on Love is Blind and then has on guest, Queer Sex Therapist,  Casey Tanner, to discuss the return... more

01 Mar 2022 · 59 minutes
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Porn with Candice Horbacz "Eva Lovia”

Eva’s first porn scene with a woman, first scene with a man, what it is like doing porn while being... more

22 Feb 2022 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Bachelorette Katie Thurston: Fantasy Suites, Amazon Cock Rings, and Hooking Up With Girls

What surprised Katie about being a contestant on the bachelor, making romantic connections on reality TV, Katie sent her now... more

15 Feb 2022 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Dating Men vs. Women with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien discuss dating men vs. women and discuss: "trading up" with men, can you turn a booty call into a relationship,... more

08 Feb 2022 · 59 minutes
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kim, Khloe, & Kourtney with Amanda Hirsch

Pop Culture Expert Amanda Hirsch joins the show to discuss Kardashian conspiracies, our alleged feud, EmRata throwing shade to Amanda... more

01 Feb 2022 · 59 minutes
Euphoria, Yellowjackets, and Airplane Middle Seats with Madi Murphy

Madi Murphy from the hit podcast The Bad Broadcast and I discuss WTF is going on with Slytherin house in... more

25 Jan 2022 · 51 minutes
Who pays on same-sex dates? with Megan Mitchell

Lesbian Tik Tok Star and News Anchor Megan Mitchell joins the pod! We discuss how she matched with my ex... more

18 Jan 2022 · 49 minutes
Dating Fact or Fiction with Lindsey Metselaar

Ali and Lindsey talk about calling friends terms of endearment, Lindsey’s recent engagement, how opposites attract...and then attack, DINK life... more

11 Jan 2022 · 46 minutes
Masturbation is a journey, why it’s hard to leave good people, and when you see someone and the world stops with Rayna Greenberg

Happy New Year! Ali and Rayna talk about Rayna’s recent break up, Rayna’s podcast Girls Gotta Eat selling out The... more

04 Jan 2022 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Men on the Internet Pay Me For This

Ali & Julien discuss pay pigs, fin dom, & the progressive youth.  Produced by Dear Media.

21 Dec 2021 · 25 minutes
Eric Neumann: Becoming TikTok Famous

Becoming TikTok famous, doing crowd-work, the craziest story Eric ever heard from the audience, dealing with rejection, the one piece... more

14 Dec 2021 · 36 minutes
Questions and Confessions with Shannon Coffey

Shannon loves Ali’s advice, growing up in Puerto Rico, being exclusively attracted to celebrities, and what happens when a date goes off... more

07 Dec 2021 · 37 minutes
Fallon Recap, Thanksgiving Ratings, The Lox Club and more

Ali and Sammy recap Ali performing on The Tonight Show, discuss revamping Sammy’s hinge profile, dudes who like “sarcasm,” Thanksgiving... more

30 Nov 2021 · 35 minutes
Sex, Love, & Goop and the Blendjet with Molly Austin

Comedian Molly Austin joins Ali and they talk Sex, Love, and Goop, massage kinks, face filters on Instagram, female confidence,... more

23 Nov 2021 · 47 minutes
Jena Kingsley is a MILF

Jena Kingsley is a hilarious MILF. We talk dog-owning, Hilaria Baldwin, Jena seeing Pete Davidson at a basketball game, the... more

16 Nov 2021 · 52 minutes
You Season 3, Pete Davidson, and Ghosts in New Orleans

Ali and Jackie talk all things “You" Season 3, Pete Davidson dating Kim Kardashian, Dopesick on Hulu, and staying at Jackie’s apartment... more

09 Nov 2021 · 39 minutes
CJ Franco: There’s something really magical about guys who are young, hot, and dumb

Ali and CJ talk HBO’s FBoy Island, deciphering between nice guys and fuckboys, why hot girls love douchebags, how her... more

02 Nov 2021 · 36 minutes
Doing My Own Thing at My Wedding with Casey Balsham

Casey and Ali talk Kravis engagement, toxic relationships, Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy, getting proposed to, a drive-by wedding, how... more

26 Oct 2021 · 38 minutes
Lesbians Don’t Like Lesbian Porn with Mark Normand

What fans say to Mark after his shows, Mark got engaged, what it’s like when your partner starts doing stand-up,... more

19 Oct 2021 · 36 minutes
Kim Kardashian Hosts SNL & My Dog Is Horny

Ali and Jackie review Kim Kardashian hosting SNL.   Produced by Dear Media.

12 Oct 2021 · 27 minutes
Q&As with Dan Perlman

Dan and Ali answer your questions! Please rate 5 stars, review, and follow the show! Produced by Dear Media.

05 Oct 2021 · 38 minutes
Alexis Haines is married to a man. And she’s gay.

TRIGGER WARNING: Being on the other side of fast fame and a viral moment, Alexis lived in a Best Western... more

28 Sep 2021 · 58 minutes
We Met Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Justin Timberlake

Ali recalls her emotional journey meeting Jennifer Aniston at The Tonight Show, Julien admits that she regrettably fantasizes about Jake... more

21 Sep 2021 · 20 minutes
There is No Lesbian Penguin Representation with Ashley Gavin

Going viral on Tik Tok, Ali getting banned from the Creator’s Fund, how panda sex got Ashley suspended, throwing a... more

14 Sep 2021 · 48 minutes
Jonah Feingold: Dating & New York

Ali and Jonah talk the upcoming release of Jonah’s film Dating & New York. They discuss their love of rom coms,... more

07 Sep 2021 · 32 minutes
MY CONFESSION: I Called An Ambulance For This

Ali watches Kissing Booth 3 and chaos ensues. Ali confesses to Jackie. Listen to find out what her secret is.... more

31 Aug 2021 · 23 minutes
Hanna Dickinson Knows Toxic When She Sees It: And She Needs It

Hanna Dickinson is a natural comedic talent; Ali and Hanna talk Rehab; ADD and being addicted to adderall; toxic relationships... more

24 Aug 2021 · 54 minutes
Deep Talks with The Internet's Big Sister Chinae Alexander

Ali and Chinae talk failing your way up, battling with anxiety since birth, what it’s like being an unqualified life... more

17 Aug 2021 · 40 minutes
Q+As: Toxic Men, Straight Friends, and Glennon Doyle

Ali talks visiting family, watching Ted Lasso and Dave, dealing with her dog, and then takes questions with Julien. We discuss... more

10 Aug 2021 · 24 minutes
Meet Sammy Kolbert: Boarding School Ghost Stories

Meet Ali’s youngest sister Sammy! Ali and Sammy talk Gen Z language, going to boarding school, and living in a haunted... more

03 Aug 2021 · 17 minutes
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TRIGGER WARNING: Being on the other side of fast fame and a viral moment, Alexis lived in a Best Western during the... more