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The Ali Kolbert Show
The Ali Kolbert Show
Ali Kolbert

Queer Comedian Ali Kolbert explores dating, relationships, and mental health on her complaint-riddled journey towards adulthood. She says the things people are... more

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Titty Toast with Nicole Aimee Schreiber

Friend of the pod and fan favorite comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber returns to the show ! Nicole and Ali chat:... more

05 Sep 2023 · 56 minutes
Addicted to Validation with Brittany Schmitt

Comedian Brittany Schmitt joins the podcast to talk: addiction, sobriety, marriage, divorce, writing a book, DUIs, pay to stay jail,... more

29 Aug 2023 · 54 minutes
Man Hating Lesbians with Freya Ev

Freya (Lesbian Supper Club) joins the show to chat: how to flirt with a woman, how to tell if she... more

08 Aug 2023 · 37 minutes
Sammy Kolbert's Pop Culture Round Up

Sister Sammy Kolbert joins the show for this pop-culture round up where we talk: Jonah Hill texts, Barbenheimer, The SAG/WGA... more

01 Aug 2023 · 48 minutes
Starter Kit Lesbians with Jade Catta Preta

Comedian and actress Jade Catta Preta joins the show for this hilarious and insightful episode. Jade shares her experience stepping... more

25 Jul 2023 · 41 minutes
(Not) Catching Feelings with Trace

Musical Artist Trace joins the show to chat: codependency, finding God, the open ended-ness of sexuality, why we do and... more

18 Jul 2023 · 41 minutes
Kara Klenk Doesn't Need Alone Time

Comedian and Podcaster (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) Kara Klenk joins the show. Kara and Ali bond over both... more

11 Jul 2023 · 45 minutes
Is Cheating Ever Okay? with Ester Steinberg

Comedian Ester Steinberg joins the show. Ali and Ester chat: Ester's recent nose job, her long distance love story, what... more

04 Jul 2023 · 44 minutes
Create The Love with Mark Groves

Human Connection Specialist and founder of Create The Love, Mark Groves, joins the program. Ali and Mark explore the psychology... more

27 Jun 2023 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
Ali's "Missing Link" with Julien Pell

Julien returns to the show for this side-splitting episode. Ali and Jules talk: wedding etiquette, learning to dance, a "TAKEN"-eque... more

20 Jun 2023 · 49 minutes
Sophie Santos' New Love

Sophie Santos (The Lesbian Agenda) joins the show and discusses her new love, gender identity, her upbringing in Mississippi, and... more

13 Jun 2023 · 46 minutes
Breakup Bootcamp with Amy Chan

Author and founder of "Breakup Bootcamp" Amy Chen join the show! Amy and Ali chat the scientific and spiritual approaches... more

06 Jun 2023 · 31 minutes
Becoming Robby Hoffman

Comedian Robby Hoffman joins the show and unpacks her unique upbringing.

30 May 2023 · 55 minutes
The Romance of Friendship with Robin Tran

Comedian Robin Tran joins the show! Robin and Ali chat: depression, newfound vulnerability, favorite comedy specials, Robin's Appearance on That's... more

23 May 2023 · 47 minutes
Breanne Williamson's Gay Girl Tips

Breanne Williamson joins the pod for this hilarious and insightful episode. We talk: childhood games, coming out to yourself, lacking... more

16 May 2023 · 51 minutes
Cammie and Taryn's Love Story

Cammie and Taryn Arnold Scott join the show and share their love story from friends to happily ever after.

09 May 2023 · 47 minutes
Steph Tolev: Coming To America

Comedian Steph Tolev joins the program to talk: break-ups, moving to America, her dog, and making it in stand-up.

02 May 2023 · 46 minutes
Ashley Gavin Returns

Ashley Gavin returns to the program and we talk: break ups, make-ups, dm slides, open relationships, writing jokes and the... more

25 Apr 2023 · 49 minutes
Gender Fluid with Maddie Wiener

Comedian Maddie Wiener joins the show to discuss: gender fluidity, casual sex, relationship orientation, personal style as it relates to... more

18 Apr 2023 · 43 minutes
Rachel Scanlon Returns

Rachel Scanlon returns to The Ali Kolbert Show and discusses: how Mean Girls is a lesbian movie, which animated characters... more

11 Apr 2023 · 44 minutes
Ali Kolbert Unplugged

Ali goes solo and goes unplugged. It's me. Ali. I talk favorite sex positions, coming out (again), getting clear on... more

04 Apr 2023 · 40 minutes
Gay Penguins with Julien Pell

Recording from Mexico, Ali and Julien talk: Daisy Jones and The Six, Gwyneth Paltrow's ski-gate, which animal they would be,... more

28 Mar 2023 · 46 minutes
Almond Mom with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien discuss the return of their "pay pig;" their cringiest hook up stories; classic dating moves; Gwyneth Paltrow's... more

21 Mar 2023 · 44 minutes
Pet Names with Julien Pell

In this unhinged episode, Julien and Ali recap Scandoval, talk Oscar gift bags, answer instagram questions, share their thoughts on... more

14 Mar 2023 · 41 minutes
Disney Did Us Dirty with Dr. Alexandra Solomon

Therapist, teacher, and author Dr. Alexandra Solomon joins the program to discuss her podcast "Reimagining Love," her book "Loving Bravely... more

07 Mar 2023 · 1 hour,
Worst Episode Ever with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien vacation in Florida with family and take voicemails from listeners. Ali fakes accents and doles out relationship... more

28 Feb 2023 · 45 minutes
Anxious Attached with Chris Rackliffe

Anxious attachment coach Chris Rackliffe joins the podcast to discuss attachment styles. Ali comes up with the term "manologue" and... more

21 Feb 2023 · 47 minutes
How To Thirst Trap with Alayna Joy

Youtuber Alayna Joy joins the show to discuss: why rock climbing is for lesbians, "reaction" videos, the Pamela Anderson doc,... more

14 Feb 2023 · 51 minutes
First Time Fingering with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien respond to listener voicemails and emails. Ali evens phones her dad to help answer a question. An... more

07 Feb 2023 · 45 minutes
Miriam Brooks' Rag Tag Group of Lesbians

Comedian Miriam Brooks joins the show and Ali imagines she is talking to a younger version of herself. Chaos ensues.

31 Jan 2023 · 34 minutes
From Comedy to Only Fans with Kerryn Feehan

Stand-up comedian and Only Fans creator Kerryn Feehan joins the show.

24 Jan 2023 · 42 minutes
U-Haul Lesbians with Rachel Ballinger

YouTube Nepo Baby Rachel Ballinger joins the pod to discuss: The Golden Globes, growing up religious and coming out, "U-hauling"... more

17 Jan 2023 · 53 minutes
Growing Up In A Cult with Lola Blanc and Meagan Elizabeth

The hosts of Trust Me: Cults, Extreme Belief, and Manipulation, Lola Blanc and Meagan Elizabeth, join the show to discuss... more

10 Jan 2023 · 47 minutes
Ali Kolbert Wants A Harem

Dr. Zhana Vrangalova (@drzhana), relationship scientist and world-renowned non/monogamy expert joins the show for the start of 2023! Ali and... more

03 Jan 2023 · 47 minutes
Good in Bed with Liz Culley

Liz Culley returns for the final episode of the year--but not before she accidentally calls her wife "mommy." Ali and... more

27 Dec 2022 · 43 minutes
Only Fans with The Jelly Filled Girls

Ali is joined by The Jelly Filled Girls, Alessia & Sasha, a real lesbian couple who run a popular Only... more

20 Dec 2022 · 33 minutes
Icks and Favorites with Julien Pell

Julien returns to the show and fights to get a word in. Ali and Julien take questions and share what... more

13 Dec 2022 · 47 minutes
Emotionally Sexual with Nicole Aimee Schreiber

An absolutely classic episode of The Ali Kolbert Show--this one is non-stop laughs...and a thinker too! Hilarious stand-up comedian Nicole... more

06 Dec 2022 · 44 minutes
Lesbian Fever with Carolyn Bergier

Ali is joined by Carolyn Bergier (Dyking Out) and the two "dyke out" together from topics like gay divorce to... more

29 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Girl Kid with Kelsey Kreppel

In this episode, I sit down with Kelsey Kreppel to discuss her bachelorette trip, my preschool trauma, and being in... more

22 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Catfishing with Kamie Crawford

Ali and the host of MTV’s Catfish discuss the new age dating phenomenon and what’ behind it all. Kamie shares... more

15 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Rachel Scanlon’s Juicy Hefty Milkers

On one of Ali’s all-time favorite episodes of the show, Rachel Scanlon, comedian and podcaster of Two Dykes and A... more

08 Nov 2022 · 42 minutes
Nicky Paris’ Sexual Awakening

Quick-witted stand-up Nicky Paris joins the show and brings his fire tongue with him! Ali and Nicky discuss Kanye’s meltdown,... more

01 Nov 2022 · 38 minutes
Gold Standard Lesbians with Leanne and Allison Mertzman

Tik Tok’s favorite lesbian couple Allison and Leanne Mertzman (“Hey babe!”) join the pod and Ali asks them how they... more

25 Oct 2022 · 56 minutes
BitchFest with Jackie Schimmel

The Bitch Bible queen herself Jackie Schimmel joins the pod this week - listen if you dare!   Produced by... more

18 Oct 2022 · 46 minutes
Coming Out To Yourself

Ali is back for a solo episode to discuss The Try Guy scandal, her thoughts on the movie Blonde, AIM... more

11 Oct 2022 · 29 minutes
“So When’s The Wedding?” With Julien Pell

Ali finally has Julien back on the podcast. Ali introduces a new segment “Lesbian Sex Education” where she teaches gay... more

04 Oct 2022 · 42 minutes
Jordana Abraham's Rules for Instagram

Jordana Abraham joins the pod this week - listen in to hear her rules for Instagram, why mommy's boys are... more

27 Sep 2022 · 51 minutes
The Friends to Lovers Pipeline with Taylor Strecker

Taylor Strecker was married to a man before she met her now wife. Ali and Taylor discuss her story of... more

20 Sep 2022 · 54 minutes
Eileen Kelly Spent 5 Months Without Her Phone

Eileen Kelly joins the pod to discuss spending 5 months without her phone in  inpatient treatment and learning to manage... more

13 Sep 2022 · 44 minutes
Rod Thill: TikTok and Religion

Rod Thill joins the show to discuss issues with alcohol and self-control, his religious upbringing, queerness throughout  history, exploding over... more

06 Sep 2022 · 35 minutes
Jiaoying Summers wants Rachel Maddow to Protect Her

Jiaoying Summers joins the pod to discuss growing up in China, moving to Kentucky, being married twice, being bicurious, why... more

30 Aug 2022 · 36 minutes
Braunwyn Windham-Burke's 15 Minute Orgasm

Ali introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by... more

23 Aug 2022 · 41 minutes
Hannah Berner: Rehab For Your Mind

Hannah Berner is back on the podcast to discuss stand up, married life, wanting gays to like her, and destroying... more

16 Aug 2022 · 45 minutes
The Worst FOMO Ever with Talia Lichtenstein

The importance of people telling people they aren’t funny, getting validation from famous people , hating things on the internet,... more

09 Aug 2022 · 54 minutes
Flirting Is A Drug with Emma Willmann

Ali and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a... more

02 Aug 2022 · 45 minutes
Solo Episode: Incidental Heterosexual Tendencies

The first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The... more

26 Jul 2022 · 39 minutes
Instagram Live Nightmare with Jared Goldstein

Living with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and... more

19 Jul 2022 · 41 minutes
The Kinsey Scale with Ali Macofsky

Ali and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands,... more

12 Jul 2022 · 44 minutes
Instagram is the Best Dating App with Irene Tu

Having crushes on your friends, steamy messages on AIM chat, meeting a girls’ mom, lesbian years vs. human years, lesbians... more

05 Jul 2022 · 41 minutes
Coming Out to Conservatives

Having a crush on your teacher, Kiera Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean, having crushes on your teammates, the “ick”... more

28 Jun 2022 · 41 minutes
Gay Land with Zach Noe Towers

Zach is celebrated as the first gay man to be on The Ali Kolbert Show. Ali talks about how she... more

21 Jun 2022 · 42 minutes
EnGAYged with Julien Pell

Julien and Ali tell the story of their engagement. Julien wonders if couples who have engagement photo shoots are too... more

14 Jun 2022 · 32 minutes
What Is Omnisexuality?

Why I hate PRIDE, how to celebrate Dyke day, a lesbian proposal gone awry at an elephant sanctuary, an intimate... more

07 Jun 2022 · 46 minutes
Jewish Lebsians with Robby Hoffman

Ali and Robby share in identifying as “the boy one” in lesbain relationships. Robby talks about paying for rich girls... more

31 May 2022 · 42 minutes
Tales from a High School Lesbian

Ali takes on a wild telling of her days as a neurotic, baby gay. Ali introdcues two new seegments -... more

24 May 2022 · 40 minutes
Alexis Haines: Divorce, Dropping Labels, & Finding Purpose

Alexis Haines denies ever saying she was a lesbian. Ali forces her to choose a label and then relents. Alexis... more

17 May 2022 · 49 minutes
Ashley Gavin’s Scissoring Tutorial

Ashley and Ali discuss scissoring. Ashley insists that scissoring is a thing and explains how to do it. Ashley says... more

10 May 2022 · 45 minutes
Turning Straight Girls with Liza Treyger

Ali and Liza talk starting out in stand-up, looking for approval in the industry, how 2016 changed comedy, and Liza... more

03 May 2022 · 47 minutes
SFK Knows She Triggers You

Serena Kerriagn shares the birth of her name “Serena Fucking Kerrigan,” and explains the character that is SFK. Ali shares... more

26 Apr 2022 · 49 minutes
How To Be Content with Jamie Varon

Jamie and I discuss her new book, Radically Content. We talk about deprogramming from the hustle, antidepressants, treating the cause... more

19 Apr 2022 · 43 minutes
We All Want To Get Fingered During Massages with Remy Kassimir

Remy had never had an orgasm until she started a sex podcast while living with her grandmother. Ali and Remy... more

12 Apr 2022 · 50 minutes
Is Scissoring Really A Thing? With Daryn Carp

Daryn and Ali discuss Daryn’s coming out story and debate whether or not scissoring is actually a thing. Ali and... more

05 Apr 2022 · 52 minutes
Stalking Your Ex, Going to Sleep Angry, and "Narcissists" with Therapist Amanda White

Therapist Amanda White joins the pod to discuss her book Not Drinking Tonight, as well as narcissism, codependency, enmeshment, why you... more

29 Mar 2022 · 58 minutes
Ashley Hesseltine: Short Kings, Threesomes, and Slow Texters

Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat joins the pod! Ali and Ashley talk about face filters, hinge’s new voice feature,... more

22 Mar 2022 · 55 minutes
Pete Davidson, Strap Ons, and Red Flags with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien explore Ali’s hatred turned obsession with Pete Davidson, Skete texting Kanye and threatening to not be nice... more

15 Mar 2022 · 39 minutes
Dating Apps & Playing The Game with Jared Freid

Jared Freid joins Ali on the podcast and they discuss: The Tinder Swindler, hanging out in Florida, dating multiple people at once,... more

08 Mar 2022 · 1 hour,
Queer Sex Therapy

Ali rants on Love is Blind and then has on guest, Queer Sex Therapist,  Casey Tanner, to discuss the return... more

01 Mar 2022 · 59 minutes
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Porn with Candice Horbacz "Eva Lovia”

Eva’s first porn scene with a woman, first scene with a man, what it is like doing porn while being... more

22 Feb 2022 · 1 hour, 1 minute
Bachelorette Katie Thurston: Fantasy Suites, Amazon Cock Rings, and Hooking Up With Girls

What surprised Katie about being a contestant on the bachelor, making romantic connections on reality TV, Katie sent her now... more

15 Feb 2022 · 1 hour, 4 minutes
Dating Men vs. Women with Julien Pell

Ali and Julien discuss dating men vs. women and discuss: "trading up" with men, can you turn a booty call into a relationship,... more

08 Feb 2022 · 59 minutes
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kim, Khloe, & Kourtney with Amanda Hirsch

Pop Culture Expert Amanda Hirsch joins the show to discuss Kardashian conspiracies, our alleged feud, EmRata throwing shade to Amanda... more

01 Feb 2022 · 59 minutes
Euphoria, Yellowjackets, and Airplane Middle Seats with Madi Murphy

Madi Murphy from the hit podcast The Bad Broadcast and I discuss WTF is going on with Slytherin house in... more

25 Jan 2022 · 51 minutes
Who pays on same-sex dates? with Megan Mitchell

Lesbian Tik Tok Star and News Anchor Megan Mitchell joins the pod! We discuss how she matched with my ex... more

18 Jan 2022 · 49 minutes
Dating Fact or Fiction with Lindsey Metselaar

Ali and Lindsey talk about calling friends terms of endearment, Lindsey’s recent engagement, how opposites attract...and then attack, DINK life... more

11 Jan 2022 · 46 minutes
Masturbation is a journey, why it’s hard to leave good people, and when you see someone and the world stops with Rayna Greenberg

Happy New Year! Ali and Rayna talk about Rayna’s recent break up, Rayna’s podcast Girls Gotta Eat selling out The... more

04 Jan 2022 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
Men on the Internet Pay Me For This

Ali & Julien discuss pay pigs, fin dom, & the progressive youth.  Produced by Dear Media.

21 Dec 2021 · 25 minutes
Eric Neumann: Becoming TikTok Famous

Becoming TikTok famous, doing crowd-work, the craziest story Eric ever heard from the audience, dealing with rejection, the one piece... more

14 Dec 2021 · 36 minutes
Questions and Confessions with Shannon Coffey

Shannon loves Ali’s advice, growing up in Puerto Rico, being exclusively attracted to celebrities, and what happens when a date goes off... more

07 Dec 2021 · 37 minutes
Fallon Recap, Thanksgiving Ratings, The Lox Club and more

Ali and Sammy recap Ali performing on The Tonight Show, discuss revamping Sammy’s hinge profile, dudes who like “sarcasm,” Thanksgiving... more

30 Nov 2021 · 35 minutes
Sex, Love, & Goop and the Blendjet with Molly Austin

Comedian Molly Austin joins Ali and they talk Sex, Love, and Goop, massage kinks, face filters on Instagram, female confidence,... more

23 Nov 2021 · 47 minutes
Jena Kingsley is a MILF

Jena Kingsley is a hilarious MILF. We talk dog-owning, Hilaria Baldwin, Jena seeing Pete Davidson at a basketball game, the... more

16 Nov 2021 · 52 minutes
You Season 3, Pete Davidson, and Ghosts in New Orleans

Ali and Jackie talk all things “You" Season 3, Pete Davidson dating Kim Kardashian, Dopesick on Hulu, and staying at Jackie’s apartment... more

09 Nov 2021 · 39 minutes
CJ Franco: There’s something really magical about guys who are young, hot, and dumb

Ali and CJ talk HBO’s FBoy Island, deciphering between nice guys and fuckboys, why hot girls love douchebags, how her... more

02 Nov 2021 · 36 minutes
Doing My Own Thing at My Wedding with Casey Balsham

Casey and Ali talk Kravis engagement, toxic relationships, Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy, getting proposed to, a drive-by wedding, how... more

26 Oct 2021 · 38 minutes
Lesbians Don’t Like Lesbian Porn with Mark Normand

What fans say to Mark after his shows, Mark got engaged, what it’s like when your partner starts doing stand-up,... more

19 Oct 2021 · 36 minutes
Kim Kardashian Hosts SNL & My Dog Is Horny

Ali and Jackie review Kim Kardashian hosting SNL.   Produced by Dear Media.

12 Oct 2021 · 27 minutes
Q&As with Dan Perlman

Dan and Ali answer your questions! Please rate 5 stars, review, and follow the show! Produced by Dear Media.

05 Oct 2021 · 38 minutes
Alexis Haines is married to a man. And she’s gay.

TRIGGER WARNING: Being on the other side of fast fame and a viral moment, Alexis lived in a Best Western... more

28 Sep 2021 · 58 minutes
We Met Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Justin Timberlake

Ali recalls her emotional journey meeting Jennifer Aniston at The Tonight Show, Julien admits that she regrettably fantasizes about Jake... more

21 Sep 2021 · 20 minutes
The Ali Kolbert Show
Alexis Haines is married to a man. And she’s gay.
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