Time for another episode from our Chata-vaults. In this one, we chat about Joe's problem with my toilet, play Through... more

Digging deep into the Chatabix mailbag, this week we read messages about a pre-planned bollock quip, a couple of celebrity... more

David’s been away visiting family and stayed in a triangular-shaped AirBnB last night, so he kicks off the show by... more

David’s realised he takes on a strange persona whenever he’s in a DIY shop or garden centre, which is something... more

Joe was recently invited to host the opening of some new tennis courts near to where he lives - and... more

In this old episode from the archives, we couldn't record a Chatabix on that morning - so thought we'd upload... more

On this week's show, we read emails about getting told off as an adult, a paid for cover version of... more

Joe’s convinced he’s already told David about his 50th birthday trip to Paris - but David’s not sure he’s heard... more

It’s the third part of David’s holiday tales trilogy. But before that, Joe has a bit of a moan about... more

Following David’s recent tales from the Lake District, in this episode he tells Joe about more family trips to Cheddar... more

Well, this is a very important episode from the Chata-vaults - the very first Canal Thursdays. And what better way... more

On today’s slightly shorter but oh so sweet Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a very interesting shell... more

David’s recent family holiday included a trip to the Lake District, which he totally fell in love with. Whist there... more

Joe’s done it again and lined up another brilliant surprise guest for David. But this time, we’re so excited to... more

Andy Goldstein is back! And it’s been quite a while since David and Joe last spoke to him, so there’s... more

Monday means it's Vault time! And in this one, we audition a few Chatabiscuits for the role of a Weatherperson. First... more

After a slightly embarrassing chat about calling into radio shows and writing letters to podcasts, David and Joe read messages... more

In further ‘just turned 50’ revelations, Joe’s decided he wants to start volunteering to help out in the community and... more

In this episode, Joe reveals to David his new-found attitude to fighting crime and tackling antisocial behaviour. Since turning 50,... more

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since Joe’s 50th Birthday. So David’s keen to hear how Joe’s... more

In this old episode, we chat about not wanting to do the podcast, audio issues, Cilla Black, when the podcast... more

Delving into the Mailbag one again, David and Joe read messages about celebrity neighbours, an lockdown anti-littering blog, David’s Zoom... more

It’s time for Part 2 of Joe’s 50th Birthday celebrations. So you can expect plenty more wonderful treats from David... more

It’s been a long old run up, but it’s finally Joe’s 50th Birthday and to celebrate, David and TV Joe... more

Joe’s looking after his friend’s dog Barney, so kicks off today’s show by introducing him to David - and they... more

For this week's vault show, it’s right back to episode four of the pod. We chat about realising that we're... more

Today’s Mailbag (now with added sound effects) has messages about after-pod debriefs, some Judy Dench and Noel Edmonds trivia, a... more

Picking up from yesterday’s cliffhanger, David and Joe are now gonna play their ‘Idea Cards Game’ - where they randomly... more

Joe’s come up with a game called Podmasters, where the contestant is played up to 10 seconds from a top... more

David’s got a snotty cold so doesn’t have much to offer today. But thankfully, Joe went on a baking course... more

In this 2022 episode from our archives, we talk about personal trainers, clever lightbulbs and cricket. Plus, the very moment... more

In today’s selection of emails from our lovely listeners, there messages about someone’s top 50 episodes of Chatabix, a joke... more

As talked about recently on the pod, Joe has organised the latest activity for his Mystery Meet Up mates -... more

After putting off watching it for a while, Joe has just discover the joys of The Great Pottery Throw Down.... more

To kick things off, David starts to recount a walk he went on recently from Bolt Head to South Sands.... more

It’s vault time again! And in this one, we talk about the same old bollocks again. Apologies. First posted on 23rd... more

This week, we’ve a couple of emails from gameshow winners, a suggestion of a haunted place for Joe to visit,... more

On today’s show, David has two ideas that he hopes will make for a great episode. Firstly he reads an... more

It’s time to wheel out the spiny chair again and for one of our hosts to get all nervous with... more

Today’s episode is a bit of a Crimewatch special. Joe explains why he recently had to call the Police, David... more

Another episode straight from the Chatabix vaults and in this one, a listener sends us a quite remarkable email. First posted... more

On today’s very random selection of emails from our listeners, there’s some advice about using your phone less (plus an... more

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some Traitors chat, as a load of secret Paul Gorton Chatabix episodes... more

TV Joe is back with another of his now legendary quizzes. And this time, he’s going all Anne Robinson and... more

It’s a very positive start to today’s show as Joe is determined not to let his negativity take over the... more

The brilliantly funny Rob Beckett joins David and Joe to chat about self loathing, mainly. First posted on 28th November 2022... more

Well it’s Friday - so it must be another selection of wonderful emails from our Chatabix mailbag. This time, there’s... more

It’s a smutty start to today’s pod but once things settle down, Joe returns to his fascination with the pod... more

After a kicking off the show with some chocolate ginger biscuit chat, Joe then tells David about a frustrating encounter... more

After an invigorating run before recording today’s pod, Joe’s in a really upbeat mood and loving his life at the... more

Joe does 4 press ups and then some lovely Patrons phone in. First posted on 11th October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS... more

On todays show, there’s messages about an inspirational grandmother, a gardener from the Surrey Downs, an obsession with the Isle... more

Whilst holidaying on a barge in Bath last summer, David met the wonderful Georgie on the Kennet and Avon canal.... more

David and Joe are in a very introspective mood for today’s show and it’s a right mixed bag of conversation.... more

Soon after they start todays’s episode, Joe realises he’s left his phone in his car and rushes off to get... more

In today’s blast from the Chatabix past, we chat about Omar Sharif's house, our bodies and being young. First posted on... more

David and Joe are opening the Chatabox mailbag again as it’s time for some more listener’s emails. This weeks messages... more

David’s decided he’s had enough of smart phones and has bought himself a little Nokia to free himself of his... more

David’s recent family holiday to the beautiful seaside village of Polperro in Cornwall was unceremoniously ruined by him catching a... more

After having some pretty serious problems with his prostate, David is thankfully on the mend and has just received the... more

It’s a Chata-vault classic - our special guest for this one is the amazing impressionist Terry Mynott. First posted on 14th... more

On this weeks selection of emails from our listeners, we read messages about Ken Campbell’s funeral, more offers to help... more

After David’s caffeine crisis in the last episode, he’s especially keen not to talk too much today. But after Joe... more

Joe’s comes up with what he thinks is a great idea for today’s episode - to ask each other ‘What’s... more

Yes that’s right, we’re back for the second part The Great Chatabix Pottery Throw Down. So stay tuned for more... more

In our next episode dug out from the Chatabix archives, we chat about our horrible ambition, we play hotmail roulette... more

On this week's Mailbag, David and Joe read messages about some praise for the pod and offers of help with... more

David is absolutely loving the current series of The Great Pottery Throw Down, so much so that he really wants... more

Mr Paul Gorton is back! He’s the star of last’s year series of The Traitors, the longest Deal Or No... more

What would David and Joe do if Chatabix ever came to an end and they weren’t able to pod anymore?... more

On this week’s vault classic, we chat about whether we want to do the podcast anymore, which podcasts don't deserve... more

David and Joe are back with their big bag of listener’s emails. And this week, there’s messages about a very... more

Following on from the previous episode, where the subject of David and Joe having a singing lesson came up, the... more

As a surprise, David’s recorded a cover version of one of Joe’s favourite songs - Roachford’s Only To Be With... more

Joe’s bored with all the life admin he has to do today - which is mainly just car stuff and... more

On this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, the very funny Paul Chowdhry joins us for a little chat. Topics... more

To kick off this week’s Mailbag we get a follow-up email from Grace at The Almond Thief bakery in Devon... more

In a desperate attempt to think of a something to discuss on today’s show, David tells Joe about the time... more

The last time that Joe going to the gym came up in conversation, he and David got totally distracted by... more

David’s away from home so doing the pod remotely and Joe’s just back from a weekend in Bath. So they... more

We’re kicking off the new year with a classic from the Chatabix archives - which has one of our favourite... more

T’was the night before Christmas - well, a couple of days before it actually - and David and Joe have... more

It’s a festive edition of messages from our listener’s Mailbag - which aren’t actually festive themselves, it’s just that we’re... more

It’s that time of the year again - TV Joe is back and he’s brought his big sack of Christmas... more

The one and only Natalie Cassidy joins David and Joe for our most Christmassy Chatabix episode of the year! It’s... more

Yes that’s right, it’s time once again for the now legendary annual festive ‘Listing Comedians Names from the Chortle Website’... more

This week’s episode from the Chatatbix archives was a proper landmark for the show. We celebrated being number 1 in... more

On this week’s mailbag, we get some incorrect advice about a wealthy acquaintance of David’s from Chichester, a collection of coincidences from... more

Joe revealed recently that he’s started going to the gym regularly. And as it’s quite a change in attitude for... more

David’s very keen to hear all about Joe’s new hobby of bread baking, which he’s taken up in an attempt... more

First up, an enthusiastic but short-lived idea to resurrect local radio phone-in shows on the pod. Then there’s some really... more

Straight from the vaults - in this one we struggle for a while, talk about Chockablock, stalkers and The Cockfields... more

New series, new mailbag. And this week, we read messages about listening to the pod at double speed, canal boating... more

It’s been a long while coming but it’s finally time to dust off the spinney chair and get David ready... more

Right, this one’s a little tricky to explain, so here we go… After a brief chat about David’s recent trip... more

It’s the first episode of our brand new series! And to mark the new start, the guys are determined to... more

In this week's archive show from the Chatabix vaults, we chat about feeling embarrassed about performing. Again. First posted on 27th... more

It’s a biggie of a Vault show this week as in this episode, we celebrated our 100th episode!!!! First posted on... more

In this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, we chat about technical difficulties, Ben Rufus Green, Joe's music library and... more

It's another wonderful show from our archive vaults. And in this one, first posted on 18th January 2022, Vyvyan joins... more

In this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing and Chatabix buses - then... more

We might be on a short break until our new series begins - but the Vault Monday shows continue regardless!... more

To finish your Chatabix week off in style, we bring you an extra episode from our back-catalogue vaults. And in... more

It’s our 500th show and the final episode of this series. So what better way to end things before we... more

After last week’s episode about swingers, David suggests they ask the Chatabix Patreons if any have swung and might be... more

To kick off the Chatabix week, each Monday we’re putting out an episode from the early days of the pod,... more

Just in time to kick off your weekend, it’s more treats from the Chatabix mailbag. This week, David and Joe... more

After a quick brainstorm about what to talk about on today’s show, Joe and David decide to look at some... more

After listening to an old Chatabix episode from a couple of years ago, David’s remembered his plan to track down... more

Joe’s travelling up to London for some work and while he’s on the train, he Zooms David to record today’s... more

Another one straight from the vaults - and this time we’re chatting about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the... more

More mailbag, more of your emails - and this week’s selection includes a request for a personalised birthday message, a... more

After some chat about Spotify playlists and whether they’re starting to looking old, Joe asks David if he’s had any... more

It’s a right old mixed bag of chat on today’s show - all very Chatabixy! So, after starting off with... more

To kick off today’s show, Joe tells David that he’s started drawing using his iPad, which he’s really loving and... more

In this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, first posted on 30th March 2021 (and our second ever episode), David... more

This week’s mail (i.e. emails sent into us over the past 3 years) includes messages about gut-barging, painting canal barges,... more

David has come up with three potential topics to discuss on today’s show and thankfully, Joe likes the sound of... more

On a recent episode of the pod, David and Joe talked about heart attacks and mentioned that they’d be fascinated... more

Petra’s been away for a week and to be honest, Joe’s been struggling on his own. Which gets him and... more

To kick off the Chatabix week, each Monday we’re putting out an episode from the early days of the pod,... more

More listener’s emails, both old and new. And the first one we read out is from another Joe Wilkinson -... more

TV Joe’s just back from a trip to Nashville USA. So David and Joe kick things off by finding out... more

Today’s episode begins all very innocently, with David and Joe talking about waterproof watches and looking at some old photos... more

Joe’s just back from a trip to the Isle of White where he over-ate and also had quite a few... more

It’s Friday folks - and definitely time for some more emails from the Chatabiscuits. So, after a quick revelation from... more

As David’s returning to St Ives for another visit soon, Joe tells him about the time he went to the... more

Picking up from the previous episode, David and Joe continue with their art discussion and firstly consider what it takes... more

David’s just ordered a load of fancy new pens, as he started doing sketches of Cornish cottages whilst on holiday... more

Delving into the Chatabix mailbag once again, we read emails about an actor who was in the Only Fools &... more

It’s a wonderful day at Chatabix Towers as Natalie Cassidy is back with David and Joe for a good old... more

During David’s recent holiday in Cornwall, he visited the St Ives Museum where he discovered some spooky family history. So... more

Worst news - David has hurt his leg and had to cancel his long-planned Two Moors Walk, right before he... more

Time to open up the lovely old Chatabix listener’s mailbag once again - and we kick things off with some... more

Andy is back on the Bix! And it’s been such a long time - so David and Joe are really... more

We left the last episode on a right cliffhanger, so hold on tight for the big reveal - just how... more

David’s about to go back to the dentist for some more work on his teeth - or should that be... more

In an exciting new addition our Friday Treat shows, David and Joe open up the Chatabix mailbag (well, email account... more

Joe went to a friend’s BBQ at the weekend, where all the guests played lots of games in the garden.... more

We’re back with David in Bath as he continues his tour of the city - with Joe on Zoom, following... more

David’s in the beautiful city of Bath for a few days, to scout for a potential new home - so... more

In some very exciting news, David’s bought a cold tub and of course Joe wants him to get into it... more

On today’s show, our very special guest is the world’s best David Brent impersonator, Tim Oliver. So once Joe and... more

It’s another electric start to the show with the guys both pumped and ready for action. Not really - this... more

More Friday treats for you courtesy of the Chatabix old pub jokes mail bag. And with Joe in a rather... more

Thanks heavens, it’s TV Joe time again. And he’s back with more television-themed quizzes for us. But that’s not before... more

David’s going to the dentist for a filling and is pretty anxious about it as he hasn’t been for ages.... more

When the guys realise they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s pod, David decides to list all the things that... more

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - the grand final of our Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament! And we’re back... more

Despite David feeling a little bit iffy, he and Joe plough on with today’s show and start off by imagining... more

More tales of woe from Joe’s recent campaign trip. Find out whether things improved at all on his second day... more

Joe’s just back from a weekend away camping with Petra and a load of their friends. He’d revealed to David... more

David and Joe come up with an idea to play a game based on the podcast charts. They get over... more

David stayed at a London hotel last night and is shattered after a late night out in Soho. He’s also... more

Joe’s just back from a holiday in Pembrokeshire, so he tells David about what he got up to. Unfortunately the... more

We’re not gonna lie, it’s a haphazard start to the opening of the show. But once things have settled down,... more

Time for another visit from TV Joe, who’s back with a new (or should that be old?) TV gameshow for... more

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since David did his best man speech, and Joe’s really keen... more

It’s the day before David’s best man speech and his best friend Mike’s wedding day, of course. So Joe and... more

It’s time to kickstart your weekend with another cracking Chatabix selection of old-school pub jokes. So expect loads and loads... more

David’s just been to see one of his favourite bands The National, who were performing a concert at the Eden... more

Joe went to an Ibiza Proms concert on Brighton beach at the weekend and David wants to know everything about... more

It’s the last of our Back Chatalogue surprise guest repeats - and this one was a very special occasion for... more

We’re down to the last four players in our Chatabix Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament - and the tension is really mounting!... more

Joe was at the Euro Semi Final in Dortmund and gives us the lowdown. Learn more about your ad choices.... more

David’s taken the train up to London for a meeting in Soho. So while he walks there from Paddington station,... more

Joe calls David and does an extra special where's Joe Now. Completely out of the blue, this episode. Hence the... more

It’s a sticky start to the episode as the guys have nothing to talk about. So they have a try... more

It’s the second part of Joe and David’s mega-chat with last week’s guest Lee Mack. Picking things up again, the... more

Time for another selection from all the great old-school pub jokes that you’ve been sending into us. And this time... more

Fenners is back! And even though he’s on a tight schedule for the recording, he’s got loads to tell us... more

To kick off the show, Joe tries to trick David by being on a Insta Live at the same time... more

It’s time for another ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show - and we’ve only gone and got Lee Mack... more

We’re back for the quarter finals of David and Joe’s coin-toss snooker tournament. Although if you remember from last time,... more

After a slightly awkward discussion about how easy it is to get sucked into buying Apple Mac products, David are... more

David’s just booked his 120 mile walk across Dartmoor and Exmoor, so there’s plenty for him to discuss. But first... more

This week’s repeat show ‘no longer a surprise guest’ guest is the one and only Sue Johnston! Sue’s not only... more

Joe’s got a stinking cold and a very croaky throat - so what better way to cheer him up than... more

It’s been a while but TV Joe is back - and he’s got more great quizzes for us! But first... more

Joe’s found out that his computer viewing settings are all wrong and David’s getting frustrated with him. But once they... more

It’s another ‘meet your hero’ moment on this week’s Back Chatalogue guest episode - as Joe’s music idol Roachford joins... more

A silly make-believe episode for you, just coz it’s Friday. David and Joe have gone to the pub and are a... more

Our favourite national treasure Natalie Cassidy is back on Chatabix. It’s been ages since David, Joe and Nat last spoke... more

This is a follow on from last week’s Episode 417, which was all about David's canaling holiday along the Kennet... more

For this week’s ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show, we’ve got a biggie for you - it’s drummer, keyboardist... more

An extra little treat to finish the week with - it's another episode of old-school pub jokes for you. David... more

Joe’s worried that his hair is getting too long and thinks he should get it cut? But David’s not so... more

Joe’s in Edinburgh and taking a stroll along the canal, so David takes the opportunity to Zoom him for a... more

Time for another Back Catalogue guest who’s no longer a surprise - it’s the brilliant Stuart Goldsmith! Stand-up comedian, actor... more

Joe has arranged a last minute surprise guest for David - and it’s none other than our very own rising... more

After some chatting about neighbours, the charts, tranquil countryside walks and noisy families, Joe and David decide to track down... more

For this week’s ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show, we return to 2nd November 2022, when David and Joe... more

David and Joe text their old friend and Chatabiscuit Jamie Demetriou to find out what it’s like working with big... more

After a quick chat about T-shirts, body confidence and weight loss frustrations, David and Joe come up with an idea... more

This week’s repeat show ‘no longer a surprise guest’ guest is the one and only Paul Foot! Paul is one... more

After the success of their recent heads or tails competition, David and Joe have struck upon what they hope will... more

With a flat tyre and the school run to do, it’s a hectic morning for David. But once that’s all... more

For the first of our ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeats, we bring you the brilliant LBC presenter, journalist, author... more

David and Joe chat with Nigel Richardson, author of 'The Accidental Detectorist'. David latches on to Nigel and begs... more

Joe and David chat to a lovely police officer called James who is based in a police station in London's... more

A few months ago David spent a few days in a place he booked through a company called Canopy and... more

You Tube pranksters Josh Pieters & Archie Manners are on the pod and mayhem ensues. They are running late so... more

Joe's off on another adventure, this time he's in Cornwall having returned to a special place that brings back fond... more

Gabby Logan is today's guest and David repeatedly describes her as Royalty. Joe and David both can’t stop saying “can... more

Following on from last weeks episode David is still podding from his car and continues to take Joe on a... more

Joe is out and about again but this time he is off on an urban adventure ! David tries to... more

Joe and David chat to the comic and actor Ted Robbins best known for his roles in Benidorm, Little Britain,... more

David's in an air-bnb but the wifi is terrible so he decamps to the car and decides to take Joe... more

Joe decides to try and break his 1k time again and heads to Brighton seafront for a run. He tells... more

David's in the spinny seat waiting for his surprise guest. He's feeling very anxious and looks to Joe for reassurance.... more

David has had a big package delivered and hasn't got a clue what it is or who it's from.... more

It's David's 50th birthday and TV Joe has come up with an idea for a special birthday surprise ep following... more

Joe and David catch up with their old mate comedian Roisin Conaty. While they wait for her they tell each... more

David and Joe get excited about the possibility of Joe getting his hair cut live on the pod by Nicky... more

Joe and David have another lovely little catch up with Fenners. Joe is still not comfortable calling him Fenners because... more

It's Joe's turn for a surprise guest and he doesn't have a clue who is coming on. After a slightly... more

Joe opens a flat looking parcel, it is a present from the Battle Of The Chatabands winner Mezz Coleman. Mezz... more

At last it has stopped raining so David can take Joe metal detecting. David goes to his his usual field... more

Comedy actress Lolly Adefope is on the pod. Joe and David are delighted to see her and they talk about... more

David is 5 mins late for recording this episode as he's busy eating scrambled eggs so while Joe waits he... more

David has bought a metal detector and was going to take Joe out to experience his new found hobby but... more

David and Joe are delighted to chat to old comedy pal Alex Lowe. They insist he does some of his... more

Joe shows David his magnet fishing set and David shows Joe his metal detecting apparatus. They are very excited about their... more

Joe is off an adventure and zoom's David to show him where he is. It takes David a while to... more

Joe and David chat with Tommie Trelawny (who they've nicknamed Puzzle man) about his new bonkers podcast The Worlds Hardest... more

David tells Joe about his flirty window cleaning client that he had to deal with in the 90s who kept... more

In the 2nd episode of our Rising Star mini series Joe and David catch up with The Traitors Paul Gorton... more

David takes Joe out for a supposedly scary trip along the remote roads of Dartmoor looking for the spirits and... more

Joe and David meet Rock'n Rolls favourite magician Ben Taylor, a brilliant and funny magician who is also a mod... more

David and Joe start worrying about their interviewing technique so David has the idea to listen back to some snippets... more

David does some impressions for Andy who then does his best woody woodpecker impression. They talk about their first crushes,... more

David are Joe are very excited to talk to the well known Coronation Street actress Sally Lindsay and pick her... more

David & Joe try to do a Peloton based pod (which David's been dying to do for ages as he's... more

David and Joe have an even cosier chat than normal with regular guest, Eastenders actor Natalie Cassidy. Nat talks about... more

Joe and David have planned a lovely surprise for their wives for Valentines Day. Naomi and Petra are very surprised... more

David is worried they have nothing to talk about until Joe reveals that an old ‘pathetic’ tweet he put out... more

This is the second part of David and Joe's chat with former Soccer AM presenter John Fendley 'Fenners'. The... more

WW2 Historian and bunker expert Andrew Chatterton is back. David and Andrew go on a hunt for an undiscovered WW2... more

Joe and David chat to TV Presenter John Fendley (the artist formely known as Fenners) about all things Soccer AM... more