The Ma'am Aight Queens

May 05 2021

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Welcome to the Ma'am Aight Queens podcast. We're the rulers you either love or hate and each week we'll be setting the world to rights, then, from a randomly generated word we'll be finding strange stories to tell each other all whilst having a giggle and not needing alcohol to bring our special brand of madness directly to your ears. Full disclaimer there will be nsfw content and probably a strong view or two expressed. So settle in and enjoy the car crashing into a dumpster fire that is Sam and Laura

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EP 17 Suspicious Salmon

May 05 2021 47 mins

This week Sam and Laura cannot, for the life of them figure out what makes circumstances 'suspicious' for salmon handling, why if you wanna escape from prison Germany is the place and why there is a number two curse hanging over Eurovision. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; acid fannies, Did the UK give ABBA the clap? The best farming metaphor you ever hear

EP 16 Funeral Biscuits

Apr 28 2021 48 mins

Find out why the Victorians are weird and why the Aztecs played some weird ballgames. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; mummy unrolling, fern hunting, archaeology is guesswork, Laura brings it back around to Star Trek and Sam will never forgive the Victorians for introducing live fish into our homes. Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook: ht

Ep. 15 BROTH OF MONSTERS

Apr 22 2021 52 mins

This week Sam freaks out. Then she overreacts. There are many moments where her voice gets to a level only dogs can hear. She doesn't like fish... Trust me on that. Also for the delight of your ear holes; Laura attempts - very admirably - to talk about some of her favourite fishy films... *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW* https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicles-Silverdeer-Laura-

Ep. 14 - Well 'Ard Womb

Apr 14 2021 45 mins

I'd say have we got a show for you this week, but honestly, we've no idea because we were both out of sorts. This week there's some stuff that happens and then some more stuff. Something to do with biscuits...... Also for the delight of your earholes; Laura loved Thunderforce, , Bourbons are a top notch biscuit. Some frogs get stabbed with an umbrella, Laura's looking a bit e

EP 13. Don't Rub Your F*nny on a Digestive

Apr 07 2021 43 mins

This week find out why you shouldn't urinate on a glossed windowsill, what a game of 'Soggy Biscuit' would be like, logistically, for women, why Kindle Create is fannying Laura off, What to do if you run out of perfume and why Sam hates the word fanny... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Orgasm candles, Frutella spunk, Iron Bru Predator, Laura's disdain over smel

Ep 12: Don't Sh*t On My Face and Tell Me it's Raining!

Mar 31 2021 56 mins

This week find out why your job doesn't suck nearly as bad as the whipping boys, why Sambuca isn't recommended in large quantities and why if you ask someone a favour you then shouldn't follow up with rubbing your defecation on their face. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Sam arguing with her brain out loud, Laura listing ALL the things that she hates, hob

EP. 11 A VEIL OF A TIME

Mar 24 2021 60 mins

This week find out why Sainsburys are dicks, why Falcon and the Winter Soldier is going to make you thirsty, why some people get weirdly into other people's wedding veils and why ARMS are nice Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; About 3 hours of Laura laughing.... Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...

Ep. 10 - The Pig Trap

Mar 17 2021 57 mins

This week find out why you should not rely on teenage boys for advice, why even cannibalism cant escape racism and why consent is not optional. Listen to Laura do more unexpected things with her mouth and discover why Sam once, twice, thrice done with Boots Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; My son the disappearing pug, American Pie is not a sex tip bible, why Lau

Ep. 9 - Eat Me Seymour

Mar 10 2021 58 mins

This week find out why you should fear the urban fox, be suspicious of sassy salamanders and why questioning Sam on TMHT is folly. Listen to Laura do unexpected things with her mouth and discover why challenging Sam to a game of Monopoly is extremely unwise... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; why can't we just stop laughing, everyone's a little bit s

EP. 8 Blazing Dumpster Fire

Mar 03 2021 63 mins

This week find out all about why we introduce each podcast as a car crashing into a dumpster fire, why Sam clearly needs to research ancient rain dances and why Laura knows the financial benefits of Dinosaur porn. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; WTF is happening, Boris the toddler murderer, why Romesh Ranganathan and Joe Lycett are the same person, chainsaw tit