The Ma'am Aight Queens The Ma'am Aight Queens

This week Sam and Laura cannot, for the life of them figure out what makes circumstances 'suspicious' for salmon handling,  why if you wanna escape from prison Germany is the place and why there is a number two curse hanging over Eurovision.

Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; acid fannies, Did the UK give ABBA the clap? The best farming metaphor you ever heard, Laura makes an interesting discovery about France and Sam needs Germany to sort their laws out mate.



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Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

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Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

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Find out why the Victorians are weird and why the Aztecs played some weird ballgames.

Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; mummy unrolling, fern hunting, archaeology is guesswork, Laura brings it back around to Star Trek and Sam will never forgive the Victorians for introducing live fish into our homes.

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Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human!

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Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

            https://www.laurakendrick.com/​​​

Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

          https://www.mastressofnone.com​​

This week Sam freaks out. Then she overreacts. There are many moments where her voice gets to a level only dogs can hear. She doesn't like fish... Trust me on that.

Also for the delight of your ear holes; Laura attempts - very admirably - to talk about some of her favourite fishy films...

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Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human!



Check them out on the 'Gram



Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

            https://www.laurakendrick.com/



Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

          https://www.mastressofnone.com

I'd say have we got a show for you this week, but honestly, we've no idea because we were both out of sorts. 

This week there's some stuff that happens and then some more stuff. Something to do with biscuits......

Also for the delight of your earholes; Laura loved Thunderforce, , Bourbons are a top notch biscuit. Some frogs get stabbed with an umbrella, Laura's looking a bit early 00's mousse foundation orange. Sam loves Neil Gaiman. There's some strange things happening on a biscuit and the Nations favourite biscuit is entirely uninspired...



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Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human!

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Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

            https://www.laurakendrick.com/​

Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

          https://www.mastressofnone.com

This week find out why you shouldn't urinate on a glossed windowsill, what a game of 'Soggy Biscuit' would be like, logistically, for women, why Kindle Create is fannying Laura off, What to do if you run out of perfume and why Sam hates the word fanny...

Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Orgasm candles, Frutella spunk, Iron Bru Predator, Laura's disdain over smelly cheese and non circular race tracks and Sam realising her role in this partnership.



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Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human!

Check them out on the 'Gram

Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

            https://www.laurakendrick.com/

Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

          https://www.mastressofnone.com

This week find out why your job doesn't suck nearly as bad as the whipping boys, why Sambuca isn't recommended in large quantities and why if you ask someone a favour you then shouldn't follow up with rubbing your defecation on their face. 

Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Sam arguing with her brain out loud, Laura listing ALL the things that she hates, hob nobblers, Sam devolving over the outro again and Laura signing up to be part of a pyramid scheme...

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Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human!

Check them out on the 'Gram

Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/

Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/

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