The Horny Housewife
The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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May 6, 2024 • 53 mins
Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow down of sex that comes with kids and being together 7 years; he wonders if this is the t...
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April 29, 2024 • 51 mins
Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul.
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April 22, 2024 • 56 mins
In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal...
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April 15, 2024 • 47 mins
You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role...
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Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations f...
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April 4, 2024 • 26 mins
Daddy Issues; the 411.
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April 1, 2024 • 55 mins
Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listene...
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March 28, 2024 • 24 mins
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March 25, 2024 • 67 mins
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March 21, 2024 • 23 mins
Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners?
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March 18, 2024 • 48 mins
Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be ...
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March 13, 2024 • 26 mins
Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats ...
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Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationsh...
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March 6, 2024 • 26 mins
Are you a fringe mom or unfairly iced out? Lets girl talk female friendships; men hang on. Wax Play 101 today from what is wax play, how it can be a power play or a sensual experience. Learn the difference between massage candle and wax play candles and where to start and what to know about.
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March 4, 2024 • 42 mins
Today we have listener questions addressing how much "maintenance sex" should a couple be having? One husband wants to know how to confront his wife about her lack of drive. Another wife feels like she is married to an unwilling spouse and feels hopeless, let's discuss.
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February 28, 2024 • 31 mins
Backdoor basics! All things anal pleasure; from prep to lubricant- grazing to penetration...I am mentioning it all!
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February 26, 2024 • 63 mins
Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..h...
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February 21, 2024 • 20 mins
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February 19, 2024 • 59 mins
Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with you...
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February 12, 2024 • 57 mins
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