The girlies tell the stories of two historical events that were doomed from the start: the Donner Party and The... more

Inspired by the culture’s latest cheating scandals, the girlies unpack monogamy as a social norm and explore what happens when... more

The girlies return to the mailbox to read more stories of clownery and riff on your foolishness. Digressions include why... more

We are so excited to introduce the inaugural episode of Bruhtopia — Binchtopia for boys! Over the next few weeks,... more

The girlies discuss the happenings — the ugly boyfriend apocalypse, insane Conservative conspiracies, the transgenda, Kate Middleton's whereabouts and more.... more

The girlies answer a pressing question: why is flying so awful? We used to have hotties in Pan Am uniforms... more

The girlies discuss the most discoursed articles of the month. They cover the Ivy League financial "expert" who put... more

The girlies confront one of humanity’s oldest anxieties — our fear of aging. From Cleopatra’s donkey milk baths to ten-year-old... more

Bad Book Club returns to review the Twilight fanfiction turned kinky nightmare that captivated suburban moms everywhere. This one has... more

In the annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline, the girlies open up their voicemail box to advise some troubled listeners in matters... more