14 episodes

A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.



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Who shat on the floor at my wedding‪?‬ Who shat on the floor at my wedding?

    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 713 Ratings

A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one.



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    S1 Ep. 1 - A crime was committed

    S1 Ep. 1 - A crime was committed

    In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case. 
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    • 15 min
    S1 Ep. 2 - Three nuggets

    S1 Ep. 2 - Three nuggets

    The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. 
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    • 24 min
    S1 Ep. 3 - Straight, straight, straight, lesbian

    S1 Ep. 3 - Straight, straight, straight, lesbian

    Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion?
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    • 20 min
    S1 Ep. 4 - Solid as a rock

    S1 Ep. 4 - Solid as a rock

    The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard.
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    • 18 min
    S1 Ep. 5 - Comedy joke shop turd

    S1 Ep. 5 - Comedy joke shop turd

    The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement contradicts the story they heard in Episode 2. Who is lying and who is telling the truth? In an act of desperation the detective attempts to use unorthodox methods to force a confession.
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    • 19 min
    S1 Ep. 6 - Four hours in the bathroom

    S1 Ep. 6 - Four hours in the bathroom

    The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo?
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    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
713 Ratings

713 Ratings

Kaitlyn ,

So hilarious

Love this so so much. I listened with my coworker at work and we both laughed out loud in our respective cubes! Can’t wait for season 2!!

0krawinfrey ,

Please give us a Season 2

The showrunners should solicit outrageous true “crime” mysteries from listeners, pick the best one, and investigate for Season 2. It frankly reminds me of something me and my girlfriends would do to have a laugh that just went too far - except in a good way. Honestly well done! This is the kind of entertaining and ridiculous podcast we he heneed in a world where it’s too easy to be consumed by the heavy and the stressful.

Kbert123 ,

Ridiculous in the best way

So funny and outrageous. Laughing out loud each episode

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