You can vote on the name of the new poetry book with this link https://realphillipcarter.substack.com/p/you-can-name-my-upcoming-comedy-book

Nicola Rossi is a human I found on the internet. Her latest novel, Rockaway, is the third book in her chillingly... more

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A comedy poem. You can find more at realphillipcarter on instagram and tiktok

Some fun insights into traditional publishing along with an extended rant about how many mistakes I made when publishing Who... more

Aaron is one of my favourite people. We meet up once a week on discord to write comedy together in... more

You can read the whole mycelial story here > https://realphillipcarter.substack.com/p/mycelial-aprils-free-short-story

I'm excited to get guests in the studio again after a break of a few months, but what have I... more

The first episode of the new format, THE PHILLIP CARTER SHOW is now a weekly show with sporadic appearances from... more

A big list of all the cool stuff I got up to.

You can read the text version here

Read the story here https://realphillipcarter.substack.com/p/tardigrade-a-free-time-travel-story

I have realised that I can directly record audio to substack, which is nice, but doesn't allow for the same... more

A poem called PRINT from way back in 2016. Very much not my present style! https://realphillipcarter.substack.com/

I quite like that I now have to add a SERIOUS tag to my poetry, as I am becoming increasingly... more

In which I think about marketing, erections, and gravy and chips https://paisleyprintauthor.substack.com/

you can get the book here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09BP589NZ

A short story from my upcoming book HOLOGRAM KEBAB

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Just a quick one. Hope you enjoy it!

My first attempt at blending music with poetry, or at least, the first one I can properly remember. My website The poetry... more

Two poems, zero sales pitches. There's not even a website link in this one.

In which I go to ComicCon, nearly get to America for a big book tour, find the meaning of life,... more

My thoughts on empathy, and how we might train it with logic and reason to be a more efficient tool... more

In which a young woman discovers something disturbing about her soon-to-be ex boyfriend. With a sci-fi twist! For my substack blog (for... more

An old story from a new collection, HOLOGRAM KEBAB. It's a weird little book with weird little stories. Friday 21st January

I have started 2022 with an amazing opportunity. I was invited by Ruth from ALLfm to materialize on the 9th... more

In this special, hour-long episode, I talk to Jo The Lion about her writing, David Bowie fanfiction, and if skin... more

In which I reveal the title of my next book, Hologram Kebab, and read you two stories from it! Here's my... more

The first episode of the rebrand, in which my secret plans for world domination are laid bare for you to... more