THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re... more

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In... more

UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin... more

KARMA’S A…WELL, YOU KNOW. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of child star turned KISS makeup maven JoJo Siwa.... more

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. This episode, we’re joined by the amazing Astrologer Lauren Ash to discuss the Saturn Returns... more

TALK ABOUT THE HEIGHT OF 2000S LUXURY. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of the iconic Juicy Couture.... more

A TRUE BAD BOY FOR LIFE IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE. This episode comes with a trigger warning because... more

WELCOME TO SEASON 7! We’re kicking off an all new season with the astrology behind Gypsy Rose Blanchard. We discuss... more

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KATE MIDDLETON? This very special bonus ep, we’re joined by the amazing astrologer Alice Bell... more

In this Patreon exclusive teaser, we’re covering the astrology of one of the scariest movies of all time The Exorcist.... more