We're unlocking a Patreon ep just for spooky season! In this once Patreon exclusive episode, we’re covering the astrology of... more

GREAT HAIR WILL ONLY GET YOUR SO FAR. This episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind Blake Lively’s It Ends... more

GOOD LUCK, BABE! This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of pop superstar Chappell Roan. We discuss her Pisces Sun,... more

THE WEIRD HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of Democratic Vice President nominee Tim Walz.... more

OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON FOR THIS CANADIAN QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of Celine Dion. We discuss... more

A REAL GONE GIRL MOMENT. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of “kidnapped” super mom Sherri Papini. We look... more

PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into... more

THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re... more

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In... more

UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin... more