A feelings podcast about movies.
All drains lead to the ocean! In which we unpack the fact, fiction and feelings floating around in Finding Nemo... more
It's finger-lickin' good! In which Sarah and Alex unpack Near Dark and the phenomenon that is the vampire Western. Check... more
Hush little baby, don't you cry. When Peter gets home, we're gonna punch him in the eye. We love Three... more
We're right on top of that, Rose! We giddily go back to 1991 and talk all things Don't Tell Mom... more
We learn to laugh and we learn to cry in The Secret Garden with our great pal Melanie Zanetti. Find... more
We're not stupid, we know everyone thinks we are, we just don't like answering stupid questions. We excavate some meaning... more
F**k you, f**k your f****n' pizza, and f**k Frank Sinatra. We got hot on the block and unpack Do the... more
Jesus is coming and he is pissed! We talk about machine-led apocalypse, the terror of car accidents and Maximum Overdrive.... more
In which we are joined by the wonderful Dakota Hommes to discuss coming of age, gender, cannibalism and Raw. You... more
Aren't you gonna frisk us? We talk Warren Beatty, Madonna, memory and Dick Tracy with Jason Marsden! You can find... more
We're your huckleberry. In which we have a feelings shootout and try to figure out which square-jawed white man is which... more
The day we died was the day we started to live! We continue our Summer stroll through Gotham City and... more
Let's kick some ice! Batman & Robin is surprisingly rich in themes! Let's... defrost them, shall we?This episode was made... more
"Thank you, officer f**k-meat!" In which we head up to Maine (?) and wade around in Lake Placid.Patreon and Apple... more
"Running's what you do once a plan fails!" In which we talk Tremors with our fabulous friend Harmony Colangelo. Patreon... more
We love you more than Kodak! We head to Baltimore, snap some photos, roll around in heaps of trash, and... more
You remind us of the babe! In which we venture into the labyrinth of desire, parent baggage, fantasy and Labyrinth... more
"Now tell us, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football... more
"It's more than math Mike, it's... immaculate perfection." In which we go from Gus Van Sant's Portland to [My Own... more
Since Sex and the City is now streaming on Netflix, here is a little treat from our Patreon + Apple... more
In which we and our pal Marcus McCann go undercover and unpack Cruising. You can find Marcus McCann here! (https://www.marcusmccann.com/)... more
In which we're not even supposed to be here today. We celebrate our birthdays by spending a shift with Dante,... more
"We knew that they knew everything about us, and that we couldn't fathom them at all." In which we spend... more
As we live and breathe, the Wolverine! In which we unpack (unstack?) the dads on dads on dads in Logan... more
We want you to eat us! Bones and all! In which we talk cannibalism, kink, first love, and Bones and... more
In which we let it go and unpack a cold mountain of Frozen feelings with our pal Vanessa Zoltan!You can... more
"There is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic." In which—along with Sam Sanders—we... more
"All we have is now, and right now we have each other." In which we go on a road trip... more
"He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs." In which we loiter outside of the Fashionable Male... more
In which we fall for lesbians falling in love, share words of wisdom with our younger selves, and talk Imagine... more
We and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. We unpacked the 1990s phenomenon that is Forrest Gump LIVE ON... more
"People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated." In which we discuss the role of fate in romantic comedies, indicators... more
"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal." In which we talk... more
We only ask things we'd ask any superstar. What is it that you have got that puts you where you... more
"Who was she, Bill? Another 'patriotic' secretary?" In which we kick off an election year (oof) by imaging a president... more
"Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"... more
"Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust." We thrust ourselves into the Willennium, ask where have... more
In which we get down and dirty with "an eating, drinking, s******g, f*****g Santy Claus," and unpack Bad Santa.You Are... more
"This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!"... more
"There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” We talk bad dads, Christmas classics, Jimmy Caan and Elf with the... more
“We’ll have to share your roof for a while, sir, if you don’t mind.” In which we talk childhood, creativity,... more
Our dogs are barkin' today! Join us in discussion about holiday classics, masculinity, and one of the best perms in... more
Keep icing your front bum! We're talking the intersection of the early aughts, teen movies, William Shakespeare and Get Over... more
You didn't tell us you could sing like that! In which we discuss Cher, Tooch (is this how one spells... more
We're not perverted! We get good grades! We go to church! We are cheerleaders! In which we dive into But... more
"That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people."... more
We have to return some videotapes! In which we talk about yuppies, Patrick Bateman as proto-influencer and American Psycho with... more
In our dreams we're beautiful. And bad! In which we go into the dream world to unpack Freddy feelings, lean... more
"Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming,... more
It's awful believing we know better, always thinking we're the smartest people in the room! We talk ambition, vapidity and... more
Our dogs are barkin' today! Join us in discussion about holiday classics, masculinity, and one of the best perms in cinema! We... more