"Now tell us, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football... more

"It's more than math Mike, it's... immaculate perfection." In which we go from Gus Van Sant's Portland to [My Own... more

Since Sex and the City is now streaming on Netflix, here is a little treat from our Patreon + Apple... more

In which we and our pal Marcus McCann go undercover and unpack Cruising. You can find Marcus McCann here! (https://www.marcusmccann.com/)... more

In which we're not even supposed to be here today. We celebrate our birthdays by spending a shift with Dante,... more

"We knew that they knew everything about us, and that we couldn't fathom them at all." In which we spend... more

As we live and breathe, the Wolverine! In which we unpack (unstack?) the dads on dads on dads in Logan... more

We want you to eat us! Bones and all! In which we talk cannibalism, kink, first love, and Bones and... more

In which we let it go and unpack a cold mountain of Frozen feelings with our pal Vanessa Zoltan!You can... more

"There is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic." In which—along with Sam Sanders—we... more

"All we have is now, and right now we have each other." In which we go on a road trip... more

"He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs." In which we loiter outside of the Fashionable Male... more

In which we fall for lesbians falling in love, share words of wisdom with our younger selves, and talk Imagine... more

We and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. We unpacked the 1990s phenomenon that is Forrest Gump LIVE ON... more

"People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated." In which we discuss the role of fate in romantic comedies, indicators... more

"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal." In which we talk... more

We only ask things we'd ask any superstar. What is it that you have got that puts you where you... more

"Who was she, Bill? Another 'patriotic' secretary?" In which we kick off an election year (oof) by imaging a president... more

"Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"... more

"Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust." We thrust ourselves into the Willennium, ask where have... more

In which we get down and dirty with "an eating, drinking, s******g, f*****g Santy Claus," and unpack Bad Santa.You Are... more

"This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!"... more

"There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” We talk bad dads, Christmas classics, Jimmy Caan and Elf with the... more

“We’ll have to share your roof for a while, sir, if you don’t mind.” In which we talk childhood, creativity,... more

Our dogs are barkin' today! Join us in discussion about holiday classics, masculinity, and one of the best perms in... more

Keep icing your front bum! We're talking the intersection of the early aughts, teen movies, William Shakespeare and Get Over... more

You didn't tell us you could sing like that! In which we discuss Cher, Tooch (is this how one spells... more

We're not perverted! We get good grades! We go to church! We are cheerleaders! In which we dive into But... more

"That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people."... more

We have to return some videotapes! In which we talk about yuppies, Patrick Bateman as proto-influencer and American Psycho with... more

In our dreams we're beautiful. And bad! In which we go into the dream world to unpack Freddy feelings, lean... more

"Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming,... more

It's awful believing we know better, always thinking we're the smartest people in the room! We talk ambition, vapidity and... more

Never say never! In which we discuss Feivel, family, antisemitism and An American Tail with Dana Schwartz. All things Dana... more

"Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars." We talk Meryl, Goldie, special effects extravaganzas and Death Becomes... more

These violent delights have violent ends, friends, so join us and the delightful Melanie Zanetti in conversation about young love,... more

We know something's starting right now. Watch and you'll see; someday we'll be part of your world! In which we... more

"The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere.” We talk... more

"So we just gonna ignore the bear then?" We take some shrooms, go on Summer vacation, and talk Midsommar with... more

So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out. We talk family dynamics, Alan Arkin and Friedrich Nietzsche—among many... more