Nice family gets along great. Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ... more

We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… Approachability: 9/10 (... more

Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability:... more

This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over... more

Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy... more

Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore... more

He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of... more

Dirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory &... more

Maybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( ... more

What goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings:... more

The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown  Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary... more

Hollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: ... more

What if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams  Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with... more

Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but... more

Welcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it... more

Look, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it... more

PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini  Approachability: 9/10 ( ... more

This movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level... more

There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way... more

Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability:  10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content... more

Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )... more

Hornt up… for death! Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)... more

The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting;... more

"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in... more

"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares;... more

Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore;... more

Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017);... more

National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump... more

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)... more

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching... more

Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror... more

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're... more

Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child... more

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your... more

Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings:... more

Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery;... more

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next... more

If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly,... more

Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) ... more

This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  ... more

Who are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex... more

Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells... more

What if Alien… but with titties? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but... more

Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not... more

They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill  ... more

I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 (... more

If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick... more

A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( ... more

A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying... more

Therapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )... more

FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement Approachability: ... more

For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. Approachability: 2/10 (... more

How do Leprechaun work? Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: Spider;... more

Witch, please Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller... more

Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 9/10... more

Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not... more

Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world. Special Guest: Anthony Hudson  ... more

Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you. Approachability: 8/10 (... more

Approachability:  9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller ) Content Warnings: ... more

They probably should have gone to Barcelona. Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film,... more

The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to… Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a... more

Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary... more

Gimme that old time religion.  Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is... more

God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's? Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer... more

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super... more

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than... more

Cook like an Egyptian... Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible) Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood Next... more

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation;... more

"Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed  Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish... more

We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 3/10... more

If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer.... more

Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to. Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and... more

PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary ) Content Warnings: Jump scares;... more

That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie. Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama) Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death;... more

The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express... more

Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time. Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy) Content Warnings: Body... more

A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun) Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery;... more

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic... more

New phone. Who's this? Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.) Content Warnings: Parental... more

Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the... more

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you! Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.) Content... more

A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all. Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse... more

Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father. Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory... more

Leave the horse. Take the clown truck. Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!  Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy... more

"Where's it at, Monistat?" Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny Up Next: The Day of... more

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer? Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget) Content Warnings: Animal... more

What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent? Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy... more

"Mommy, where do kittens come from?" Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale) Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body... more

Let's give Heather some love. Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast   Approachability: 6/10 (Very... more

Don't sleep and drive. Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers) Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden... more

Wait… what? Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film) Content Warnings: Jump scares,... more

They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark. Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest) Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore;... more

Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt) Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares,... more

Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart. Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re:... more

Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy) Content... more

You're *such* a gemini. Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick) Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore... more

Busby Berkeley in the Amazon Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture) Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything Up Next: Madhouse... more

Always read the contract. Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.) Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment Up Next:... more

A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.) Content... more

The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film,... more

I'll just have a salad. Thanks. Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things) Content Warnings:... more

Hellraiser on a space ship. Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship) Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential... more

Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?) Content... more

This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb. Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope.... more

[ominous singing in a foreign language] Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary) Content Warnings: burning witches; knife... more

This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks. Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror... more

The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle. Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!) Content Warnings: Gore, Body... more

The hockey mask debut-eth. Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills)... more

"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack) Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror Up... more

Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn. Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense) Content Warnings: Knifings;... more

Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE. Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas) Content Warnings:... more

Where's Waldo? But make it creepy. Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces... more

Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending) Content Warnings: Cartoon animal... more

And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to… Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.) Content... more

Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it. Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)... more

Just say no to blood, kids. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.) Content Warnings:... more

Never trust neighbors or actors. Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting... more

The first year of high school is always the roughest. Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)... more

She's my mother's sister's girl. Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary) Content Warnings:... more

Everyone has that super annoying little brother. Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about... more

A good plumber is hard to find. Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares) Content Warnings: Bloodless but... more

Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (It's... more

Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie. Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary... more

The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes. Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia;... more

What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby) Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares) Content Warnings: Child... more

Come here and let mommy clean you up. Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax) Content Warnings: Body... more

I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did. Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody) Content Warnings: Graphic violence,... more

Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here. Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)... more

Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends. Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy... more

You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable... Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also... more

Zombies be shoppin'. Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking) Content Warnings: Lots of blood... more

ET fucks around and finds out. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and... more

There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay? Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky... more

Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion? Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks Approachability: 5/10... more

The key word here is "experimental." Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film) Content Warnings:... more

Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible. Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW... more

"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen... more

It all depends on how much you like Sondheim. Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/ Approachability: 9/10 (It's... more

I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content... more

LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings:... more

Kids, don't have kids. Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy) Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen),... more

Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes! Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep... more

An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of) Content Warnings:... more

If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood) Content Warnings: Sexual... more

The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects)... more

Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish)... more

The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with... more

It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it. Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of... more

Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again! Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots... more

The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather... more