"He went through a phase of slapping my torso and saying YOU BIG STRONG MAN... Hello BUM EYES..." We have the... more

"I remember when I took the picture... I had the cloak over my head and she was looking into the... more

"These lovely ladies would come in... Go on luv, give it a good rub, I've not had it washed for... more

"My mum GASPED in horror at seeing me as that character... But you didn't gasp at seeing my knockers in... more

"I had the most enormous face... My mum would take me to the doctors and they'd go... Mumps?... No No... more

"I fancied my mum's mate Rita.. I used to have a major crush on Rita..." The brilliant singer, song writer, designer... more

"I was diagnosed as autistic last year... and loads of these arguments that I can think of were because I... more

"The Egyptian navy had taken our dive boat we were using... so we came up and the boat was gone..." As... more

"I had a really relaxed sphincter for the whole festival..." This week we have the brilliant comedian, musician and Taskmaster creator... more

"My little heart just couldn't cope with it..." This week we have the brilliant author Helen Rutter on the pod! What an... more