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Katie and Bridget show their spirit fingers as they re-watch the nostalgic 2000's movie: Bring It On! It's a movie all about how our country was built on the backs of cultural appropriation and racism... But via cheerleading! YEAH! Come along as we meet Torrance (Ta-Ta-Ta-Torrance), newly elected high school cheerleading captain who's looking to bring her team to victory yet another year in a row. But when new recruit Missy (she's the poo - take a whiff) joins the team, Torrance quickly learns that her entire cheerleading life was a LIE! And that their teams cheers were all stolen from the East Compton Clovers, with the worst offense of all being that: They stole the cheers from Gabrielle Union. Will the white cheerleaders learn to make up their own shit on their way to finals? .... Well not right away but eventually, sure! And will the East Compton Clovers win the national 1st place trophy that they've deserved this entire time!? .... OBVIOUSLY YES - DID YOU SEE THEIR ROUTINE!? Released in 2000, it stars Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Gabrielle Union, and Jesse Bradford. 

Katie and Bridget swap faces as they re-watch the insane 90's movie: Face/Off! It's a movie all about how your tax payer dollars are going towards secret underground face swapping science and technology that will ONLY be used to help cops trick the brothers of terrorists into confessing where a bomb is... But seriously, that's actually the plot guys! Come along as we meet Sean Archer (aka John Travolta), a cop out for vengeance against the terrorist Castor Troy (aka Nicolas Cage) who killed his son. When given the chance to literally swap faces, John Travolta says - sure! - becoming John Nick Cage. Then, to no ones surprise, Nicolas Cage wakes up and decides to then become Nick John Travolta and shenanigans ensue! This movie (which is really more like 4 movies rolled into one) leaves us with many questions such as: Should everyone have a secret hand shake to identify one another in the chance there are face swaps? Would you be able to recognize your partner based on their genitals? And most importantly - have the Kardashians already lived through the plot of this movie multiple times without us knowing!? Released in 1997, it was directed by John Woo and stars John Travolta,  Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola, Gina Gershon, and Dominique Swain.

Katie and Bridget frantically get free trials for random streaming channels to watch The 96th Academy Awards - aka The Oscars! Come hear all about the fashion, the winners, the losers, the drammaaaaaaaa (there was lots), and of course the things that made us rage - hey, Barbie lost everything okay! Give us a break! A night of majesty lead us to ask the real questions, such as: Was Al Pacino drunk when doing his presenting? Should Ryan Gosling do a song and dance number at every Oscars ceremony? Were all the writers and video editors fired before the ceremony leading to awkward jokes and no montages? And... When will Jimmy Kimmel finally just embrace his former "Man Show" involvement and stop making dad jokes!? All this more during this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour! 

Katie and Bridget head off to an unsupervised summer camp run by literal children as they re-watch the movie: Camp Nowhere! It's a movie all about how adults are dumb, Nerf Guns rule, and lighting fireworks while jumping into a lake actually looks fun - AKA: this was made in the 90s! Come along as we meet Mud, a kid who is a nerd but is also best friends with the coolest kids in school (we don't get it either). Him and his group of friends decide to trick their parents into sending them to a summer camp with no adults. Oh except for Christopher Lloyd, who may or may not be drunk the entire time... BUT he was blackmailed into it, so whose really at fault here? The kids discover that doubling down and performing an Ocean's 11 heist to swindle your parents will end up earning you a lot of friends and will somehow keep you from being held responsible for your own actions! 90s! Just when you thought Kid Nation and Lord of the Flies had gone too far, here comes Camp Nowhere! Released in 1994, it stars Jonathan Jackson, Christopher Lloyd, Andrew Keegan, Marnette Patterson, Melody Kay, M. Emmet Walsh, and Tom Wilson. 

Katie and Bridget nuke the planet from orbit (its the only way to be sure), as they re-watch the 80s classic: Aliens! Ripley's back and she's more pissed off than ever! Can you blame her!? After waking from being in hyper sleep for 57 years, she gets thrust into helping a group of marines go attempt to rescue a colony that was stationed on the Alien planet - yes THAT alien planet. Basically, nobody has a good time and almost everyone dies! But don't worry because this movie is also about the power of Moms thanks to Newt, a young girl who knows more shit than you about the aliens. Ripley gives us one of the most iconic endings ever put to film as she tells the Alien mother to go eff herself while saving Newt #getawayfromheryoubitch. Released in 1986, it was written and directed by James Cameron and stars Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, Bill Paxton, Lance Henriksen, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, and Carrie Henn.

Katie and Bridget hide from the plagues as they re-watch the movie: The Prince of Egypt! It's a story all about how God is voiced by Val Kilmer and while he can do wonders, he can also be really friggon scary! Come along as we meet Moses, the original baby floating down the river, who gets adopted by the Pharoah queen and raised as Egyptian royalty alongside his new brother Rameses. When Moses grows up he learns that he's actually one of the Hebrews that was saved from his adopted dad's baby slaughter - seriously there was an entire giant mural all about it! This leads him to abandon his life, go get married in the desert, raise some sheep, and eventually talk to God via burning bush (hold ya jokes please!). Moses sets off to save the slaves in Egypt via lots of messed up stuff and deaths. Lots and lots of deaths... But thankfully, the songs are bangers! Released in 1998, it stars an insane cast including: Val Kilmer, Ralph Fiennes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Goldblum, Danny Glover, Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, Steve Martin, and Martin Short.

Katie and Bridget board an unsinkable ship as they re-watch the 90's hit: Titanic! It's a love story all about how sometimes boning will give you back your zest for life! ...And also how swimming may end up saving your life in a boat crash one day! Come along as we meet Rose, a sometimes old lady but mostly young lady, who goes from depressed and hanging off the edge of the ship to swinging axes (eyes closed) to save her boyfriend of 12 hours! Hell yeah! She falls in love with Jack Dawson (no relation to Dawson's Creek), who lives his life the yolo way - and he also likes to paint! He and Rose survive jealous fiancés, snobby rich people, and a literal giant ship splitting in half and sinking in the middle of the icy ocean AH. The only thing their love couldn't survive was a god damn door (or as Katie argues, a piece of a wall). Will this Romeo and Juliet inspired flick encourage your Heart To Go On? Is James Cameron one of the most divisive directors ever!? Released in 1997, it was written and directed by James Cameron and stars a cast of characters including: Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates, Bill Paxton, Jonathan Hyde, and Victor Garber.   

Katie (not Cady) and Bridget write in their Burn Books as they re-watch the original: Mean Girls! It's a movie all about how high school is kind of like living in Africa, except in Africa there are no scary Aaron Samuels who imitate monkeys (that was not okay!). Come along as we meet Cady, a homeschool jungle freak who starts at a new school and quickly learns that there are a lot more rules here. When she gets adopted by the Plastics, a trio of popular girls run by the future CEO of Blackrock herself - Regina George, Cady must learn how to survive and how to get even via candygrams and crack! Will the girls all learn to stop attacking each other and instead start attacking the patriarchy? Does making out with a hot dog sound like something we've all done before (and will likely do again)!? Released in 2004, it stars Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lacey Chabert, Lizzy Caplan, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Tim Meadows, and Daniel Franzese.

Katie and Bridget recap their trip to the 2024 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah for this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour! Hear all about their journey spanning from the start of how they went about buying tickets all the way to dancing in the street with a flash mob of Napoleon Dynamites! You'll get insight into the movies they saw, and one they DIDN'T SEE #notoverit, as well as their plan for how to go about Sundance in the future. Hint: it involves either Etsying a Kenneth Cole jacket or convincing other people they're actually movie critics! Begun in 1984, this was the 40th anniversary of the iconic Sundance Film Festival! 

Katie and Bridget dismantle the He-Man-Women-Haters Club as they re-watch: The Little Rascals! It's a movie all about how you only meet your once in a lifetime friend - once in a lifetime (quote Stymie). Come along as we meet Spanky, the leader of the gang who is way too comfortable with execution, and his best friend Alfalfa, who is in love with the 6 year old feminist herself: Darla. When Alfalfa accidently burns down their clubhouse, the gang sets off to raise some money through hi-jinx and shenanigans. The gang learns some valuable lessons such as: "wood doesn't grow on trees", "nothing beats a duck with a buck!", and more importantly "can't we have a club because we like something!?" Will the Little Rascals earn enough money to rebuild their clubhouse ala go kart race? Does Whoopi Goldberg make the best cameo ever in this movie!? Released in 1994, it was directed by Penelope Spheeris and stars nearly an entire cast under the age of 9 alongside random, famous actor cameos!

Katie and Bridget hang out in Antarctica as they re-watch the movie: The Thing! It's a story all about how when you shove a bunch of depressed dudes into an isolated and cold location with no direction on their research, they will begin to all suspect one another are aliens! ...Mainly because yeah one/some/all of them are aliens! Come along as we follow the research team that gets thrust into their very own game of Clue. When a Thing (take a sip) is discovered to have infiltrated their compound, the men attempt to figure out who's been infected and how to defeat it before it's too late. With the help of some X-Files-esq home movies, along with lots of deaths and mutilations of their co-workers, the men discover the Things (take a sip) can be anyone or anyThing but thankfully they can also be set on fire. Will our characters be able to make it out with the help of non-stop Molotov cocktails? Do aliens also have rights according to that one guy (who was at the time, an alien)!? Released in 1982, it was directed by John Carpenter and stars Kurt Russell, Keith David, Wilford Brimley, and Richard Masur.

Katie and Bridget both take different colored pills as they re-watch the 90's hit: The Matrix! It's a movie all about how real life has been taken over by evil AI and we're all living in pods with fake projections of what our life really is - We swear this is fiction! Come along as we meet Neo, our own personal Jesus Christ who IS the one. He gets brought out of the Matrix by his one true love Morpheus, a guy with just the coolest shades you've ever seen. Neo learns that real life outside of the Matrix is totally better than being in the Matrix because you have to hide for your life from murderous machines, you get to wear Oliver Twist-esq clothing, and everyone's depressed! ...Okay maybe coming out of the Matrix isn't that great, but you do get to learn kung fu and even how to fly! Neo along with Morpheus, Trinity (his "love" interest), and others set out to try and defeat the Matrix and it's own McAfee virus software - Mr. Smith. Will Neo be able to resurrect himself AND bend a spoon? Is Ralph Cifaretto the most obvious bad guy ever in this!? Released in 1999, it was written and directed by the Wachowskis: Lana and Lilly.

Katie and Bridget say Wingardium Leviosa as they re-watch the movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Come along as we meet the famous Harry Potter, a possibly nepobaby that we allow since ya know, his parents died and he basically grew up being abused... He discovers he's a wizard (and also secretly rich - hello!?) and embarks on a magical journey to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - a place where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. While there, he meets his two best friends Ron, honestly a pretty useless guy but thank god he's an 11 year old Queen's Gambit, and Hermione, the only competent person in this movie and who should have just effed up Voldemort herself. The three work together to solve what the weird happenings at Hogwarts have been, even though there's literally so many weird and dangerous things happening there like all the time, but it's fine. Will the three be able to outsmart a bunch of grown adults and stop the evil Voldemort? Does a subplot of this movie actually follow the plot of Malignant!? Released in 2001, it's the first magical story being told out of the entire 7 book series and 8 movies!

Katie and Bridget sing Where Are You Christmas as they re-watch the holiday hit: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It's a movie that looks and acts like a horror movie, but is actually rated PG and made for kids!(?) Come along as we meet the Grinch, a sassy once-traumatized-abandoned-child who now hates Christmas and all the Whos who celebrate it! His life gets interjected by Cindy Lou Who, an 8 year old investigative journalist who decides to make the Grinch her new passion project. When Cindy nominates the Grinch as Cheermeister it sets off a chain of events that eventuallyyyy lead us to the actual events from the original story - aka, the Grinch stealing Christmas! Will the Grinch learn to appreciate Christmas, being around others, and having slo-motion sack races? Were his grandma/aunts actually swingers in this children's movie!? Released in 2000, it was directed by Ron Howard and stars Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Jeffrey Tambor, Christine Baranski, and Molly Shannon.

Katie and Bridget travel through the seven layers of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then they walk through the Lincoln Tunnel... as they re-watch the Holiday classic: Elf! It's a movie all about Buddy the Elf #whatsyourfavoritecolor!? Buddy is actually not an elf, but a human who was adopted/not returned to the human world by Santa's elves in the North Pole. He travels to New York City to meet his real dad Walter Hobbs,  who is on the Naughty List. On Buddy's journey he discovers a new family, finds love, and crams 11 cookies in the VCR. Will Buddy be able to bring the Christmas spirit to New York and save Santa's sleigh? Do all these characters seriously need some unions up in their jobs for all being forced to work on Christmas Eve!? Released in 2003, it stars Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart, Zooey Deschanel, Edward Asner, Mary Steenburgen, and was directed by Jon Favreau.

Katie and Bridget do a lot of UMs as they re-watch the 80's movie: Better Off Dead... ! It's a somehow rated PG movie all about a teenager looking to end his life when his girlfriend dumps him.... Yup! We're also confused! Come along as we meet Lane, a walking boyfriend of red flags who spends the movie being mopey and possibly schizophrenic once his girlfriend Beth dumps him for the captain of the ski team - our own real life Ken doll named Roy. Along the way there's his best friend Charles, a 55 year old teenager, and Monique, a foreign exchange student who may or may not be in a human trafficking situation. They help Lane get over his sadness and win at a ski competition - which is apparently what this was all about(!?) except it actually wasn't(!?) but FINE! Will Lane be able to survive all the way to the end of the movie? Does he skimp out the paper boy on a mere $2!? Released in 1985, it stars John Cusack and was written and directed by Savage Steve Holland.

Katie and Bridget spend 20 years trying to play football at Notre Dame as they re-watch the movie: Rudy! It's a story all about how if you have a dream, you're gonna have to work your 5-foot-nothing butt off to make it happen AND potentially become homeless along the way! Come along as we meet Rudy, a guy who's name is thankfully not actually Rudy Ruettiger. He spends his life aspiring to play football the University of Notre Dame, but faces hurdles when he doesn't have the grades, talent, or even height to make it happen right away. With a little help from his newfound hype man - aka D-Bob - Rudy gets the grades to get into the school (thankfully without having to become a priest). Rudy gets put on the team as a personality hire and soon he teaches all his teammates about what it means to be DEDICATED. At the last home game of his senior year, Rudy is given a chance to play and SPOILER ALERT HE MAKES US ALL CRY. Will Rudy be able to earn the respect he wants at the end of it all? Does Fortune's tear-jerking speech answer that question while simultaneously making us cry!? Released in 1993 (the best year for movies), it stars Jon Favreau, Ned Beatty, and Samwise the Brave himself: Sean Astin.

Katie and Bridget dance down the yellow brick road as they re-watch the classic movie: The Wizard of Oz! It's a timeless tale that features horrific behind the scenes trivia, as well as random trivia that our Dad likes to quote! Come along as we meet Dorothy, the ultimate dog lover from Kansas, who gets swept up by a Twister (no Bill and Jo's here unfortunately) and brought to the magical land of Oz. There she commits manslaughter, breaks up a potential cult, and learns about the patriarchy - all while singing and dancing throughout. Oh yeah, there's also a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion (oh my!) who tag along and well... We guess they kind of help...? Will Dorothy be able to escape the clutches of the Wicked Witch of the West? Would you also go on a murderous rampage if someone dropped a house on your sister!? Released in 1939, it stars the iconic late actress Judy Garland.

Katie and Bridget break and enter as they re-watch Nickelodeon's first ever movie: Harriet The Spy! It's a story all about how having your private journal read aloud to all your friends really sucks! Come along as we meet Harriet, an alleged spy who wants to be a writer but kind of gets caught up with just talking smack about people. Her lifelong nanny, Golly, finally says "screw this I'm off to get laid!" and leaves Harriet to fend for herself socially - Spoiler alert: it doesn't go well. When her journal is read outloud we watch as Harriet spirals into sinister revenge plots, eloping from school, and inevtiably getting to hang out with the local child psychologist. Will Harriet learn how to give a proper apology to her friends? Was that scene of a guy carrying 500 cats in a bag really messed up!? Released in 1996, it stars Michelle Trachtenberg and Rosie O'Donnell.

Katie and Bridget do a drug deal on a rollercoaster as they re-watch the movie: True Romance! It's a story all about romance, possibly mental health disorders (involving Elvis), dangerous crime, and drugs - lots and lots of drugs. Meet Clarence, a guy who legit falls in love/gets married ala Love Actually rules to Alabama, the call girl who his boss hired to get him laid. They get wrapped up on the wrong side of high profile criminals when Clarence accidently steals a suitcase of cocaine. The two escape to LA and shenanigans and dick jokes ensue! Will Clarence and Alabama be able to survive long enough to actually live through their "true romance"? Does this movie have the most gay undertones ever in existence!? Released in 1993, it was directed by Tony Scott and written by Quentin Tarantino, and stars a huge cast of actors including: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Bronson Pinchot, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Rapaport, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore, and Tony Soprano himself - James Gandolfini!